David Caruso - One Obvious Exception

Watching CSI Miami can be a torturous experience for anyone who gets irritated by Icon of Idiocy David Caruso like the following blogger:

..... but now I love to hate CSI Miami. First almost every main character on the show is ridiculously good looking and apparently extremely talented.
The one obvious exception is David Caruso, who clearly does not belong in Miami, I can’t even imagine the makeup and lighting needed to have him on this show. He sticks out like a sore thumb.
Not just visually, he is a total one note actor, and his note strikes discord with the other characters, even the extras. He’s like this serious brooding guy with a pseudo bad attitude, and he just comes off as retarded. I actually don’t like the scenes he’s in, everyone else is fine.
Best Week Ever once made fun of him for this, and I didn’t realize how right they were......

Found on:
http://natalietootie.com/2009/02/18/csi-miami/

David Caruso - Keystone Kops

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's/CSI Miami's continuous steep decline into unwatchable comedy territory is best described in the follwing most memorable comment:

.....But when you're talking about something like "CSI: Miami," craft advancement obviously isn't the point, getting paid is.
"CSI: Miami" is one of the forensics trilogies, surely the prettiest, with South Beach in hot pinks and bright greens and Disney-colored water, and female forensics employees in brief skirts and breezy tops appearing to have just come out of a cake at a coach's convention, not the morgue.

"CSI: Miami" is surely the goofiest of not only the crime scene contingent, but of all forensics shows ever made, or ever rejected, and one of the nuttiest cop-type shows of all-time history.

It's the Keystone Kops without bumping into lamp posts, without the pratfalls, but w with the funny logic.
The star of "CSI: Miami" is the gutsy David Caruso, who drives a Hummer to the mass murders and the horse race fixes; never can tell when the meat-wagon van will be full and you might have to toss a few corpses onto the leather seats. He's gutsy because surely he hears things about this show.

Didn't this Caruso guy used to be, well, if not good, better?

Here, he is in charge of solving the unsolvable as he tries without success to establish his sunglasses as a dramatic prop similar to the great Rod Steiger's gum in "In the Heat of the Night."....

Found on:
http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/horse/columns/story?columnist=cronley_jay&id=3861586

David Caruso - The curse of the attention whore

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso ruins every show he has a role in. He sucks up all the attention while other - better actors than him - are being reduced to onlookers and bystanders:

... I'm quite certain that dude was on CSI: Miami with that asshat David Caruso for a few seasons. I can't be entirely sure though, because Caruso hogged up so much of the screen it was hard to tell who else was on the show with him....

Nicely put...

Found on:

http://gheorghe77.blogspot.com/2009/02/happy-presidents-day.html

David Caruso - Sara and Odysseus

A few quarters short of the dollar loon sara - self-proclaimed "stalker-hunter" (haha!) - once again made a complete fool of herself. Ouch!

What else is new, you might ask. True. The poor mite has been making an ass of herself the moment she set up her fun-page.

However, loon saras rant about Odysseus is a new high in stupidity. After reading (and laughing about) her last post we asked ourselves do people in Texas go to school at all and what kind of education do they receive?

Saras deficient education is well documented in brainfarts like the following:

"For those whose required reading never included Homer's Odyssey, a google search will provide as little or as much background you will need.Written around 8 B.C., the Odyssey is a mythological adventure whose protagonist is Odysseus...."

WTF? Mythological adventure? Maybe in Texas, but for the rest of the world who is obviously better educated it is an epic poem. Big difference, sweet cheeks!

Hilarious Keyser's response to sarakannes nonsense:

....Well, this just goes to show that a little Google does not in fact go a long way. Or at least not if you can't understand simple information. First off, the Odyssey is not a "mythological adventure" (whatever that may be), but an epic poem. It was not written around "8 B.C.," and only a person with absolutely no knowledge of the ancient world could say such errant nonsense. The Odyssey was written in a tradition of oral poetry that goes back to the Mycenean Age, but was apparently drawn up in its final form in something like 750 B.C., that is in the eighth century B.C. So, the Loon is off by only about eight hundred years. Certainly says something about the keen analytical skills of this arch-hunter of David Caruso stalkers...

We strongly recommend that sara - if her meager mental capacity allows it - conducts some background research before she bestows her delusional rants onto other people and the Internet .

It also makes one wonder if ALL Icon of Idiocy David Caruso fans are complete loons like sara, dodo and their two hangers-on . And what does that tell us about Caruso himself? YUCK.

http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/02/keyser-is-hero-odysseus.html

http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/01/sara-of-stalker-chronicles-infamy.html

http://thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-lure-of-siren-stalker.html

David Caruso - Dishonorable mention

The following describes Icon of Idiocy David Caruso so perfect that we don't feel the need to comment on that. Read and enjoy:

....David Caruso: I can use his real name because I don't care what he thinks... there are enough people that hate him, we could get a class action suit together and legally prevent him from breeding.
Who was the mud brain that decided to cast this piece of crap as the lead role in a crime drama.
It seriously looks like Richie Cunningham and Dirty Harry bumped uglies out back of the Blue Moon Bar and Gay parenting clinic and nine gruesome months later, this red headed creepy infant popped out of a bung hole and whispered "Waaaa" and removed its sunglasses with a sideways glance at the abomination of a doctor whore who delivered it.
I seriously don't see how anyone on the cast of this show can keep a straight face... Oh yeah because Caruso is so tough.. they are all afraid of what might happen if they get the carrot topped pipsqueak upset.....

Found on:
http://thingsihateaboutu.blogspot.com/2008/06/david-caruso-dishonorable-mention.html

David Caruso - Caruso without make-up..

Ever wondered how Icon of Idiocy David Caruso might look like BEFORE the hair and make-up crew at CSI Miami starts working on him? Ughhhh....
Well, we can tell you it is not a pretty sight...LOL


mutate any photo on myjokecafe.com

David Caruso - The naked truth!

They say, the truth stands alone. We agree. Especially when we come across comments on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso like the following:

.....Thanks! I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this dude is UGLY and a BAD actor. I don’t even watch the show because I’m so sick of his crap.

GET HIM OFF THE AIR.

In fact, get all the ugly men off TV. Too damn many of them. Start with all the fat asses, bad actors, and newsmen that should have retired 3 decades ago....

CSI MIAMI NO TALENT NEEDED.

Found on:
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/15/celebrity-pictures-david-caruso-shades-off/

David Caruso - No Contest

Either you like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso or not. There is no inbetween. Needless to say that the majority of people we come across clearly belongs to the latter:

....A little too soap opera dramatic for you?

yea.. he reminds me of that d00d from CSI: Miami, very annoying. Seeing LOST being compared to a "show" like CSI: Miami makes me nauseous. F'real. CSI:Miami is sickening.
Puhlease.
I'm about to never read this thread again if you people would compare Dan Faraday who is the badass nerd that's gonna save the world to that ass mucher David Caruso.

Seriously.
Caruso = asshat who deserves a folding metal chair to the face.
You're not supposed to take David Caruso seriously on CSI: Miami.......

Found on:
http://week4paug.net/index.php?topic=1684.600

David Caruso - Ouch!

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso loved and well-known around the globe? By no means, like this little tidbit - BTW this happened in NYC - proves:

....Amy brought me to some of the best independent and classic films I've ever seen. And she brought me to some of the worst contemporary Hollywood films I've seen in a long time. She was an avid celebrity-spotter who recently tried to claim David Caruso as a spotting, only to be told by her friends that he wasn't a celebrity anymore....

Ouch!

Found on:
http://blatherreview.mu.nu/archives/cat_war.html

David Caruso - Ape in rags

If it is orange.
If it is wrinkly.
If it is ugly.
If it is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso!!!

We all know that nitwit dojo/dodo would like you to believe that caricatures are meant to honor the targeted subject. Yeah sure...
Well, they say opinions are like assholes - everybody has one. Even someone as delusional as her. But then she likes David Caruso (barf!!!). We think, that explains a lot - especially her non-sensical rants and sermons...LOL
This satirical drawing in honor of douche Caruso? Well, to us he resembles an ape in rags.....wait.....HE IS an ape in rags...LOL
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Caricature: http://www.caricaturearts.com/index.htm

David Caruso - A worthy cause

Finally, a petition that makes sense:

.....I am glad that I am not the only one that is tired of David Caruso's face and his lack of acting ability. He always says everything the same way in a supposed to be serious and also caring monotone. That's..........what were going to do! So cheesy and annoying.

I think that we should sign a petition that would make it illegal for him to act....

Terrific idea! Where do we sign?

Found on:
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=431946&boardsparam=Page=803

David Caruso - Pole Dancing

According to one fellow blogger Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is the most hated person on TV. The man has a point. After all, those who despise the ginger minge outnumber those delusionals who like him by far:

....But while we’re on the subject of bad acting, my absolute worst and most hated person has to be the guy on CSI Miami, David Caruso.

I can’t stand this guy and the way he talks and acts.
I just don’t understand how the networks keep him on, season after season. If you're not familiar with this guy just watch the first 5min of any CSI Miami episode and you should be able to spot this sorry excuse for an actor in no time....

Nicely put!

Found on:
http://randomanthem.blogspot.com/2009/02/part-time-status.html

David Caruso - Kicking Caruso's Ass

Steven Bochco. Why we mention this highly influental/sucessful persona of the TV-world here? Simple. Steven Bochco was the one who - back in 1994 - kicked Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's ass ROYALLY. Nobody likes a selfish prick like Caruso. Not back then. Not now. Legions of Caruso-detractors all over the world think Bochco deserves a medal!
Lets take a closer look at the many achievements of the prolific writer/ producer:

Steven Bochco was born in New York City into a Jewish family. He went to work for Universal Pictures as a writer and then story editor on Ironside, Columbo, McMillan and Wife and the short-lived Griff, Delvecchio and The Invisible Man. He wrote the screenplay for the 1968 TV movie The Counterfeit Killer and worked on Silent Running (1972) and Double Indemnity (1973). He left Universal in 1978 to go to MTM Enterprises where he had greater scope for producing. His first effort there was the short-lived CBS police drama Paris, notable as the first show on which James Earl Jones played a lead role.
He achieved major success for NBC with the police drama Hill Street Blues. It ran from 1981 to 1987 and Bochco was credited as co-creator and also wrote and produced.

Bochco moved to 20th Century Fox (which ironically now owns the MTM library) where he co-created and produced L.A. Law (1986-1994) which aired on NBC. This series was also widely acclaimed and a regular award winner, but also achieved far higher ratings success than Hill Street Blues had enjoyed.
In 1987, Bochco co-created the half-hour dramedy Hooperman which starred John Ritter but was cancelled after two seasons, despite Bochco offering to take over direct day-to-day control of a third season. Hooperman was part of a lucrative deal with ABC in 1987 to create and produce ten new TV series, which prompted Bochco to form 'Steven Bochco Productions'. In 1992, Bochco had created an animated television series, Capitol Critters, along with Nat Mauldin and Michael Wagner.
After a lull, Bochco co-created the long-running NYPD Blue (1993-2005) with David Milch. Initially controversial at the time, the show was created with the express intention of changing the nature of network one-hour drama to compete with the more adult fare broadcast on cable networks.

In 2005, Bochco took charge of Commander in Chief (2005-2006) which was the creation of Rod Lurie and brought in a new writing team.

It was announced in March 2007 that he has taken his first steps into internet tv with the 44-episode "Cafe Confidential", each episode being 60-seconds of unscripted 'confessions' by members of the public.
Steven Bochco also received numerous awards/prizes:
10x Emmy Awards
2 x Humanitas Prize
2 xEdgar Awards
1 x Directors Guild of America
1 x Writers Guild of America

In face of this very impressive list, Caruso's meager achievements are all but dwarfed. Some even think Caruso poisons everything he touches...

Source:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Milch

David Caruso - Crystal Ball

Ever wondered what the (TV ) future might hold in store for us? The following is a hilarious outlook on CBS and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

.....CBS is poised to make a run at the season’s ratings championships with an exciting new lineup.
They are also set to challenge the 10-spot on any given night with seven new spin-offs from their hit “C.S.I.”, including “C.S.I.: Pembroke High,” “C.S.I.: Neverland,” and “C.S.I.: Teenage Males Who Spend Obscene Amounts of time in the Restroom.”
David Caruso will star in each, until his exponentially increasing megalomania will, yet again, incite him to flee to Hollywood, were he will translate his mediocre television skills to atrocious B-movies.....

What a nightmarish vision!

Found on:
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2004/06/highlights_from.html

David Caruso - Caruso's Megalomania

Ever wondered WHY CSI Miami is losing more and more viewers?
Blame it on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....Is it just me,or is David Caruso getting an inflated ego (again)? It seems for the past 2 seasons he's not only super-humanly clever,but he's the only one allowed to be a hero.....if you need someone pulled from an exploding building,call "H".....if you need CPR,call "H"...if you need a sharp-shooter to take down 5 or 6 bad guys,call "H"....
Caruso seems to be the only one on the show now who's allowed to get those key moments. It's starting to get irritating.
The show used to be much broader. Everyone had a chance to be heroic. Now,everyone else just steps aside and lets him be the hero.
I'm losing interest and if it continues,I'm gone..(Bannikus)

Found on:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/130458450

David Caruso - Sunburned by a flashlight

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso....and a few very fitting assessments of him by a fellow blogger:

....Does this guy even realize just how much of a douchebag he really is? If not, then he is completely devoid of self-awareness and apparently has some frontal-lobe damage that he needs to address.
Furthermore, how is it possible that some delusional people out there think he is a good actor? This guy is the Brett Favre of Hollywood! He is a pompous prima donna, full of hot fart air, a loathsome, wretched, self-serving prick in dire need of being kicked in his genital bag (providing he actually has one)...
Need more proof? Here you go!:
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03172008/gossip/pagesix/cranky_caruso_bullies_csi_102297.htm
As you can see, if you shoot a scene with Caruso and a dirty, puke-laden mop in the same room, the mop will easily out-act him and will be far more humble about it.
And his character's name on CSI: Miami is HORATIO??!!??
OK, maybe I can't hang that one on him. That belongs more to the script and casting department that actually hired him...
Who ever decided that a pasty, red-haired, ass-faced individual who stands a good chance of being sun-burned by a flashlight would make a good Horatio?!.....
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Found on:
http://organicmeatbag.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-i-hate-you.html

David Caruso - People want to punch him

Seriously,what TV-viewer doesn't feel the need /urge to punch Icon of Idiocy David Caruso after watching an episode of CSI Miami?

....David Caruso - I still think he's a jagbag for leaving NYPD Blue b/c he was too big for it. The fact that he got bailed out by the hourlong crapfest known as CSI: Miami hasn't changed the fact that he needs to get cracked in the face badly....

LOL. WE wholeheartedly agree.

Found on:
http://flamingpizzapans.blogspot.com/2009/02/list-of-5.html

David Caruso - Duo Infernal

LOL. P. Diddy and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso again!
We truly do hope that the second episode with the rapper turned actor will turn out a bit better than "Presumed Guilty". Somehow we doubt that. But hope dies last, right?
A fellow blogger has his/her very own thoughts about the "duo infernal" P. Diddy/D. Caruso:

......Oh my gawd, I am so sorry I missed this.
Did the sky turn to blood?
Did it rain up?
Did a giant gaping maw open in the earth and give us a glimpse of Hell?
'Cause I'm pretty sure that the amount of anti-talent in that room caused some sort of cosmic disturbance. I love the camp and shine that is CSI:M.
But, on a side note, I would consider selling my soul to see them doing a performance of "Say Say Say."
David Caruso can kiss my chocolate...over-acting sumbitch ...

Found on:
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/02/diddy-csi-miami.html

David Caruso - He has issues.

We can't get past them. They are just too many and just too hilarious to ignore them: comments on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and the talent that he clearly is missing:

.....David Caruso, who left a great role on NYPD Blue, thinking he was the next big shit in Hollywood, and turned out to be a big pile of shit in Hollywood. And is now back on one of the highest rated TV shows...
I agree Caruso sucks and was dumb for leaving NYPD Blue, but in the end I don't think he's complaining .
How the hell can C.S.I. Miami be one of the highest rated tv shows? God, I hate humanity. I can't stand CSI Miami, never could tolerate David Caruso. He has issues and is so damn sickening....
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Nicely put.

Found on:
http://prexus.yuku.com/topic/21150

David Caruso - "Inside sources" and such...

We all know how bad things are if a blog/blog-owner has to fall back on self-parody to get any attention at all. Self-parody so outrageous that it borders on the insane.
Thankfully, there are bloggers out there who are witty enough to take on this apparent madness and before you know it - the joke's on Caruso crazies sara and dodo. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S:

...Speaking of her getting wrapped up in her own fantasies, get this latest post. After several paragraphs about horrid Austrian Josef Fritzl (the guy who kept his daughter locked up in the basement for years), SaraCaine ends with this:
"On March 16, 2009 Josef Fritzl will stand trial for the crimes of murder, rape, incest and slavery. Authorities need to keep a watchful eye on this inmate aberration; inside sources suggest Fritzl has joined forces with Heidemarie Schnitzer and they may be planning his jail break. Once on the outside, Fritzl will flee Austria to join up with Schnitzer in Mexico..."
What? The Austrian prison authorities are so lax that they let the most heinous Austrian criminal since the demise of the Third Reich conspire with a fugitive Caruso hater, who will travel back from Mexico (presumably under the unassuming alias "TheSlyFox2008") to bust him out, so they can seek refuge in Mexico and dream of keeping David Caruso locked up in a cellar (which would at least spare the rest of us more episodes of CSI: The Red Haired One)?
And who exactly are these "inside sources"? Surely, if SaraCaine had some inside information from the Vixen holdout in Tijuana, we'd have heard about it. Presumably, these inside sources are actually the voices inside SaraCaine's head.
Hey, SaraCaine, Keyser's sure that you too are probably fully conversant with the Handbook of the APA and are self-medicating, but since things seem to be getting a bit out of hand, you should talk to your friend Dr. Dodo. She can probably shout at you loudly enough that you won't hear the voices (or at least their message will be garbled, so they'll fit in pretty well with the other stuff gurgling around in your head). Remember, if you're persistently ignored, you're bound to escalate. For your sake, and for the sake of all sane individuals, get help. Soon. ...

For the whole outstanding article please go to:
http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/02/where-madness-really-lies.html
Nothing like a good laugh on a rainy day! We are sure, even Icon of Idiocy David Caruso would agree...Ouch!

David Caruso - The fun thing about David Caruso

It is always gratifying to see that we are not the only one who take offense in Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's supbar acting:

....You know, the fun thing about David Caruso in this show is that he acts as though he is a bad actor who at some point said "I can't get a good gig, what to do, what, to do? I know... I'll become (puts on his sunglasses) a cop!"

Seriously, I have seen Dave in other parts where he was... passable, but in this show he is over the top in a way not even William Shatner could match. Sometimes it makes the show other times it breaks the show but it is always bad :) ....fhpoo7

Found on:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/129459453?d=130224043&p=1#130224043

David Caruso - Of Mice and Men

Whenever rumors about greedy/difficult actors surface whom do you think people think of first? Right! Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
Is there anyone out there who isn't in the know about his bad reputation?:

.......This HANDS DOWN has to be David Caruso. He is the only one that egotistical and selfish enough to let others get sacrificed for the sake of his own ego.
The story arc for CSI Miami, according to interviews with writers last fall, show a 10 year arc. Caruso better be careful or the gravy train he has in Horatio Caine wont have the 4 years and the wandering off into the sunset (residuals) he needs to make all those payments for kids and exes he has…(KARONIS)

Found on:
http://blindgossip.com/index.php/2009/02/09/greedy-actor-may-be-replaced/

David Caruso - P. Diddy vs. Caruso - ABYSMAL

P.Diddy vs. Icon of Idiocy David Caruso turned out as bad as expected - if not worse. And people don't spare with sarcasm and critcism when asked about the abysmally bad episode titled "Presumed Guilty":

......The tension between Sean Combs and David Caruso for the title of "who can dramatically shift side-to-side and then REALLY PROJECT the next line...better?" is palpable.
I never realized that "David Caruso's style" is straight from the telenovelas. Caruso may be better at shifting from side-to-side but Diddy is a master of dramatic nose breathing. This show is so mind blowingly awful it almost teeters on genius. Almost.....
It was hilarious! First Jesse Spano, and now Puff Daddy. It's like they keep hiring all those horrible "actors" to go head to head with Caruso in a horrible game of "Who Sucks The Most". I'm sure from the director and everyone from the crew was laughing their asses off behind the scenes. I mean, really? Puff Daddy? REALLY?...

And what is worse: there is yet another P. Diddy/D. Caruso-episode to come.....urgh...

Found on:
http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2009/02/diddy-csi-miami.html

David Caruso - Crash Lesson in Caruso

The pain of a TV-viewer when confronted with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso summend up in a few telling sentences:

....I’m a huge fan of CSI series.
But I hate David Caruso!
Is he ever going to held up his head straight? Is he ever going to perform like a normal actor, not like a hotshot?
He’s like: I’m the allmighty! I can do everything, I know everything! I don’t like the way Caruso plays.
His role is dull and annoying!...

LOL!

Found on:
http://juicefriends.com/the-csi-series-on-cbs.html

David Caruso - More Caruso Crazies

While searching the net for suitable material for our blog we have come across many websites, blogs etc. Some are quite entertaining, some are interesting an deliver great stuff for our blog , some are not-so...and then are those blogs run by Caruso-fans.

And those are the worst of the worst we ever have come across. Reality is not an option. However, what is interesting to notice is that those who run the Caruso-blogs obviously suffer from one or the other mental illness.

THE TRUTH TELLER (who would choose a name like that?) openly admits to suffering from Bipolar disorder which would explain her non-sensical posts, rants, brain-farts.

It also raises the question if Icon of Idiocy David Caruso only is able to attract the crazies, the mentally ill and the delusional - what does that tell us about the man? That Caruso is a complete loon himself?

Probably.

David Caruso, aren't you ashamed? You should have classier fans than this sewer-scum. Is there anything we can do to help? A little reality check, perhaps? Who likes a loser? Lets face it people, Caruso has more failures than achievements. Any takers?...

David Caruso - David Caruso. You suck.

Seldomly have we come across a comment as fitting as the following on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....CSI:Miami long ago devolved into multiple shots of David Caruso standing akimbo, taking his glasses off (or putting them on) for "dramatic" effect, and spitting out one liners in a voice that fits somewhere between "Oh my god I have to crap" and "I have really bad throat cancer."..
Caruso was a giant asshole and got himself written off NYPD Blue. It wouldn't have been half as good had he stuck around....

Found on:
http://www.prefixmag.com/news/diddy-plays-an-attorney-on-icsi-miamii-video/25893/

David Caruso - Silence is not golden

Anyone remember Lexicon Digital? If not, we don't blame you.

After a very short blurb - a terribly annoying video starring Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - published in the first days of January 2009 it went silent again around the Caruso-start up . Just as if Caruso wanted to use the video to chase off those many critical voices who just don't believe in his latest project.

Like us, most Internet users are still not sure what Lexicon Digital is all about left alone if it will succed:

.....Lexicon Digital (David Caruso): The site of this Caruso-backed digital communications company is so poorly designed that we can't even tell what it does, or how Caruso is involved. From an interview at CES 2008, we glean that it has something to do with combining telecommunications and entertainment, but that's all we've got. Meanwhile the music video/vignette/ad/whatever on Lexicon's homepage is not entertaining and communicates nothing....

Found on:

http://www.urlesque.com/2009/02/09/the-listicles-guide-to-celebrity-web-startups-2/

http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2009/01/david-caruso-terrible.html

David Caruso - A simple question, a simple answer

Some things just need to be said. Like the following. Thumbs up for the blogger who made this hilariously funny comment:

...The finale of CSI Miami was just as shocking to me. What would the series be like without David Caruso?
...Better! He can't act.

Just watch David Caruso tilt his head just so and give that certain Horatio Caine “I’ve only got one expression in my whole body and this is it.".

As long as Emily Procter is still there, I couldn't give half a hoot....
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Found on:
http://www.stevehoffman.tv/forums/archive/index.php/t-149557.html

David Caruso - magna cum slug alum

Surveys and polls are en vogue or so it seems. On every other blog one is asked for an opinion on different things: the lastes fashion, movies, shows etc.
Yesterday we came across a very interesting poll on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. We found a comment that most definitely warmed our heart:

....My vote for crap actors: David Caruso who plays the creepy ginger bloke on CSI Miami. He seems to have one expression - afraid of the camera - and uses it in every scene. How can people watch that narcissistic, over-blown, script-chewing David Caruso and CSI:Miami? He also can't deliver his lines anything other than flat footedly. Is he a magna cum slug alum of Kevin Costner's Wooden Indian School of Acting? Awful, awful actor...

Found on:
http://badfanfics.forumotion.co.uk/the-edward-d-wood-jr-memorial-film-forum-f11/house-of-bad-actors-who-just-won-t-go-away-t329-30.htm

David Caruso - Dumb Dojo's Dysentery

Yesterday we published an interesting article about what a bunch of loonies David Caruso's few remaining fans are. And how they make complete fools of themselves everytime they post their non-sensical/juvenile rants.

A very intelligent blogger - tired of dumb nitwit dojo's rants and her constant drolling over fugly Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - made an effort to get through the haze of dojo's apparent madness. Sadly, to no avail.

However, WE think his comment is a prime example of how people react when confronted with nitwit dojo's idiotic rants. We do wonder if all Caruso fans are as lunatic , delusional and as dumb as dojo? Probably. And what does that tell us about David Caruso??? Hmm.....

Yallarecrazy said

...XD you people take things so personal it's hilarious. Seriously, if anything I've had to say has no bearing on the topic, why respond to me personally? Because you are trying to get attention yourself. What you are doing is just as bad as Heidi, you are attacking people personally and you really need to chill out. First off, name when I went off on a "tirade". I'm just stating the facts. If she is as dangerous as all of you say, then let the law handle it. She's already wanted under questionable circumstances and it's being investigated. To get personally involved is childish and petty, whether you think you are doing David Caruso service by airing dirty laundry like this or not. You are giving this woman insane amounts of attention. Whether or not she does go under all these monikers as you say isn't the point or has posted inflammatory comments on your posts isn't the point either. tl;dr : The point is that she remains online because people like you make it a mission to out her on the internet, and naturally, if someone were to post information about you, you would be there to respond. You can call her crazy for the behavior she's put on in the past, but you can't call her crazy for reading and responding to what people write about her....

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Touché! Do we need to say more?

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Link:

http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2009/02/david-caruso-carusos-crazies.html

David Caruso - Double Douchebag Duty

This article is a great piece of blogging/journalism. We took the liberty to copy and paste and publish it here. An article like that just has to grace a blog like ours. Even Icon of Idiocy, David Caruso would agree:

...Jerry Bruckheimer, the creator of CSI, has to be the best at everything. He even has to out-do himself sometimes.
One CSI show? Psh. Bruckheimer can't stop there. He needs CSI, CSI: New York, and CSI: Miami. If Bruckheimer wants to make CSI: Idaho or CSI: Eau Claire, Wisconsin or CSI: The Undisclosed Rash on Your Butt, he can do it. Why? Because he can, that's why.
You know what else Bruckheimer can do? He can raise the level of douchiness in his own shows until it's virtually unmeasurable.
CSI:Miami is totally raising the douche bar this week.

David Caruso leaping around like a giant leprechaun with an unhealthy attachment to sunglasses, is simply not enough douche. More douche is needed to push the show that extra mile from really mediocre to complete and utter crap. ...Enter Sean "Diddy" Combs.

Found on:
http://www.sidewalkdriving.com/2009/02/csi-miami-to-out-douche-itself-with.html

David Caruso - Nice pussy!

Another highlight by the great guys from cartoonpenis:

.......Ken, check the gate. Wait, nevermind…what the fuck? Um…sir….excuse me??…GOD DAMNIT CARUSO!!!!!!!!
THIS is why I don’t DP adorable animal shoots anymore… This guy is just… erg.

We personally apologize to all little pussies and kitties on this planet that they get bothered by fugly old wrinklehead, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso, ALL the time...

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Found on:

http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/76477812/ken-check-the-gate-wait-nevermind-what-the

David Caruso - Bail-out for CBS!

(To ride out the recession, "CSI: Miami" star David Caruso is cutting back on his sunglasses budget.)

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People who are fathful readers of our blog know that we just couldn't get past this hilarous comment on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. It is just too funny:

.....It looks like CSI Miami has already started cutting out some expenses. I swear, that David Caruso has been wearing the same shirt for two seasons. Also, since he pretty much only moves from side-to-side-to-side, etc., they are not spending any additional money on "location" shots. If they don't start moving him around, his muscles will atrophy & they will have to bear the expense of a walker....
I feel bad for any supporting actors on CSI:Miami. Caruso is a dick. Fire Caruso and replace him with the Carusobot 5000. No one will ever know...(GALE)

LOL!

Found on:
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2009/02/exclusive-cbs.html?cid=147865883#comment-147865883

David Caruso - Caruso's Crazies

We all know them: Delusional fans and admireres who defend their idols no matter what. You can find those poor misguided souls
everywhere on the Internet.
Looks like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has attracted a special breed of loons who make a complete fool of themselves every time they post their non-sensical rants. The following comment by a fellow blogger sums it up very nicely:

Yallarecrazy said...
Wow, and here I thought Anderson Cooper had weird fans....Seriously, I just came upon this place because I got linked from an IMDb thread. Utterly trashy and ridiculous to drag another human being's children into this online drama. I don't know who this Heidi is, but obviously, she's having the last laugh here because you are all spending your time talking about her. If you ignore the troll, the troll dies. Simple simple logic always prevails at the end of the day. Why don't you all just STOP paying attention to her? She might just go away after a while. Yeah sure she says offensive stuff, but guess what? That's what TROLLS do...

Touche.....a lot of common sense in this post. But sadly entirely lost on Caruso's Crazies...

David Caruso - Things that are really bad...

We have come across a lot of bloggers like the following: fed up with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his ridiculous shticks. We doubt Caruso realizes what a big (Internet) joke he has become :

...CSI Miami - There are many things wrong with this show, first off is David Caruso.
I don't know if there is a worse actor out there. He cannot look the camera straight on, he is always at an angle. His lines, whilst they are supplied to him, are delivered poorly and it always seems as though he is talking down to you.
There is only one good thing about him and this show and that is the drinking game where you take a shot every time he takes off his sunglasses. You are usually sh*t-faced before the first commercial.
As for the rest of the cast they seem to have been recruited by "model good looks" instead of ability. They all seem to have only two facial expressions: serious or smiling. Horrible, horrible, horrible. Should be removed immediately from TV.....

Found on:

http://ellisburksrocks.blogspot.com/2009/02/tv-shows-that-are-bad.html

David Caruso - What's worse?

We have to admit the following blogger has got a valid point. Seriously people, could anyone be worse than Icon of Idiocy David Caruso?:

...What’s worse, a judge going easy on a woman(pops) who openly, proudly admits to helping an admitted, well-documented terrorist communicate with his violent followers in order to instruct them to do more violence (she calls it “zealously defending her client), or David Caruso’s acting in CSI Miami?

I’m just saying...I mean, have you seen CSI Miami? It’s gotta be some sort of federal crime to make TV that bad.

Sure, Lynne Stewart is a despicable human being and at best, a terrorist sympathizer and at worst a collaborator and a traitor to her country and humanity at large, but at least she doesn’t take off her sunglasses every four seconds and repeat people’s name thirty-six times per conversation.

Seriously, CSI Miami is so fucking terrible it lowers any IQ....

Found on:

http://www.right-thoughts.us/index.php/weblog/comments/whats_worse/

David Caruso - One for all

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has been described in many (funny) ways. He has been compared to animals, aliens, leprechauns.
The following description is by far one the most hilarious we ever have come across:

.....Ever watch David Caruso tilt his head just so and give that certain Horatio Caine “I’ve only got one expression in my whole body and this is it …or better still, “be still female hearts - you might be the one!”
Oh please give me a break - that look is more like what a woman’s face looks like in the last throws of labor pains looking at the guy who put her there .
An actor like David Caruso has a certain life span in show biz…because he only does one thing and only has one expression to do it with. Plus he’s starting to look like an aging Irish elf.....

Nicely put!!!

Found on:
http://www.attilathehoney.com/category/david-caruso

David Caruso - Corpse face and annoying

Even renowned sources like IMDB makes allowances to the fact that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is one of the most ridiculed people of the whole business:

......I can't believe that's David Caruso. I can't believe David Caruso even existed before he hatched out of the darkness as the most annoying/disgusting man on TV.

Even his bio on IMDB kinda agrees: " [...] pale skin, puffy-eyed baby face and crop of carrot-red hair are all obvious and intriguing trademarks of TV star David Caruso." If by baby face and intriguing you mean corpse face and annoying......

LOL.

Found on:

http://videogum.com/archives/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-of-all-time/the-hunt-for-the-worst-movie-o-20_017071.html?utm_source=bb&utm_medium=rc

David Caruso - National laughing stock

Seldomly have we come across such a felicitous assessment of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso like the following. What makes this comment so interesting is the fact that it was posted on the CBS CSI Miami Forum of all places. Way to go people!:

......Caruso is a putz, always has been, paid 25000 dollars to vote himself into an Emmy award (the only award of this caliber he has ever received in his 37 year career), holds a gun like a moron.

My wife introduced me to CSI and I got involved in it, at least until I saw CSI Miami. IMHO, this show does nothing but demean the others. If a guy ever shot his pistol the way Caruso holds it, he would be looking at extensive plastic surgery.

I could almost stomach the show as Caruso (being the star) isnt in any relevant scenes and is only posing for a couple minutes. The scenes with his pistol in hand tho tell me the guy pretty much runs his own character as he wants without regard to what professional consultants would show him. Caruso plainly and simply looks like a child with a capgun. Even with the shortest basic pistol training, this is the FIRST thing they teach you NOT to do.
His one liners, sunglasses trick, gripping his belt like hes some kind of god, monotone voice crack me up! As an executive producer its easy to see how he himself created this character. He apparently shrugs off any professional critique from anyone who knows anything. I cant believe how naive some people can be to think this boob is a real actor.

Only a teenager or old lonely woman could like the guy. I'm ashamed of your taste in men too! This guy ISNT a good looker at all. Think about it, you would call a guy on the street his age a dirty old man.

I gotta say just about ANYONE who could remember some one liners could fill his role without changing the show 1 iota! Carrot Top would easily fit the part. On a scale of 1 to ten, ten being a Morgan Freeman or Al Pacino and 1 being Jerry Seinfeld, Caruso would be looking at the bottom of Seinfelds shoes
Top rated actor? He wouldn't make a good sized pimple on Petersons ass! This show is no more than a satire on the other CSIs. It should be listed as a comedy..(Dr.Tibbs)...

Found on:

http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/45/18738.page

David Caruso - Limes and Oranges

The following comment describes Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his acting-style (or better the lack thereof) nicely. Enjoy:

.......David Caruso does suck beyond all belief. Caruso probably will never be heading for an academy award, but I don't think he writes his dialogues himself. And, well, it's just a character - a character telling you: beware of the police. .

Is there a "Caruso's law" for bad acting in tv-series?
David Caruso has to be one of the worst, most cheezy actors of all time. How can people tolerate David Caruso's appaling acting on the show?

I admit, it's good for a laugh once in a while, but should have been canned long ago. Well, Caruso has no acting range. ANYONE could play that part. I guess one could call it cool, but it is just range-less....

Found on:

http://www.reduser.net/forum/archive/index.php/t-12521.html

David Caruso - He makes my skin crawl!

Obviously, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso rubs many people the wrong way. We do wonder why? LOL:

......I can't tell you how much I agree with you. That red-headed guy David Caruso makes my skin crawl. His face, his voice, his acting truly make me sick. I, too, know of others who detest him.

I just can't explain why I have this reaction to him. I guess to me he just seems so fake and overacts in his acting roles. Maybe it's the red hair that rubs me the wrong way. Never did like red-headed guys. Nah...it's his arrogance that I really can't stand.....

Found on:
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/csi-william-petersen-i-wont-miss-grissom

David Caruso - Bloodsucker (old, ugly and bad)

Most of the TV-viewers are so fed up with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his ridiculous poses that they throw in the towl in disgust:

...David Caruso is ugly, old, and a bad actor...
I feel so strongly because Horatio Caine/David Caruso is the most pretentious TV hero ever and the star of one of the most exquisitely stupid television dramas of recent decades.

I cannot watch CSI: Miami at all any more and for that I have to thank David Caruso. I've never known a character more sanctimonious nor an actor more capable of sucking the life out of any scene in which he appears. Since he appears in rather a lot of them, giving it up was my only option...

Found on:

http://www.radiotimes.com/blogs/075-csi-miami/

David Caruso - Outclassed

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso apparently has become so unbearable to watch that people rather turn to the Weather Channel than watch him hamming it up on CSI Miami:

...Bored this week, I settled on the last few minutes of a CSI: Miami rerun. It's not bad enough that they're contrived and seem to reach resolution at a quarter-to-the-hour, forcing me to watch the weather station or (God help me) MuchMoreMusic (which never airs music videos anyway) until something more interesting comes on at the top of the hour.
But Lord help me lest I hunt down that William Shatner knock-off David Caruso and smack that smug look off his face.

David Caruso is as one-note as he ever was (boy was leaving NYPD Blue a blessing for him as it would have become very apparent how much he was outclassed by Dennis Franz).....

Found on

http://community.livejournal.com/midtn_film_n_tv/18218.html

David Caruso - Peekaboo

As always, our kudos go to the artist who entertains us with images like the above.

But then it is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso they are making fun of. With someone like him it is not hard to find things to ridicule. That man is a walking and talking joke!

LOL

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Picture: http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/74658194#disqus_thread

David Caruso - Truth unveiled

Sometimes the truth hurts. Especially when it comes to a complete loser like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Ouch!
However, we think the truth ALWAYS shall be told :

.....Ever quit watching a show because it was so bad?
CSI: Miami... David Caruso is the worst goddamned motherfucking actor on television today. Every line of dialogue is delivered as if he's trying to squeeze out the bowel obstruction that killed Elvis on the shitter.....

Thank you!

Found on:
http://improbablejoe.blogspot.com/2008/12/sunday-stealing-my-first-meme.html