David Caruso - Gargoyle

When it comes to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso experts and laymen think alike: Caruso sucks , big time! :

....On TV the CSIs pass the test, I reckon. The original series had almost no relationship related plots for anyone for the first few series, so the female characters were always talking about the case in hand. CSI Miami lets it down a bit with it's insistence on portraying David Caruso as a love god when the truth is he's a short man who looks like a gargoyle and walks like his tracking's off.
David Caruso has to be the worst working actor ever. How he fools all those CSI: Miami watchers is beyond me. He manages to combine the delivery of Shatner with all the emotional depth of Agent Smith from the Matrix movies ....

Found on:
http://www.antipope.org/charlie/blog-static/2008/07/bechdels_law.html

David Caruso - Up close and personal

Comments like the following on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso always make us smile:

...Also, I would like to reiterate to the thread how much David Caruso is in need of a serious beat down.
The most I could hope for is a high-powered sniper shot going through Keannu Reeves chest and hitting Caruso right in the mouth. Fucking wankers the both of them
AS for Caruso, I would empty a large jar of captured bugs with big fangs and stingers up his asshole and stitch it shut.
David Caruso is the acting equivalent of a golden retriever - always the same expression, tone of voice and range of emotions (or lack thereof).....

How can we possibly disagree?

Found on:
http://forumplanet.gamespy.com/rants_and_raves_misc_discussion/b49147/19977586/p8

David Caruso - The perfect quote!

The following quote is so perfect and self-explanatory that we think we really don't need to comment on it.
So short. So sweet. And, oh so true:

....I boycott "CSI: Miami" because I firmly believe that David Caruso is too ugly to be on television....

LOL!

Found on:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8826708

David Caruso - Things that are better left unsaid...

We all know Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is a nightmare - be it his low intellectual level (due to his peasized alcoholic brain), his ugly trashy looks or his ridiculous acting.
Even if we feel that some things are better left unsaid when it comes to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso /CSI Miami we couldn't help but notice/post this very accurate comment:

...David Caruso is a fucking terrible actor, and CSI: Miami would be an awesome show if they just fucking killed him off and replaced him. Even a monkey would be better.Come to think of it, CSI: Monkey would be stupidly awesome .
I used to watch CSI:MIAMI just for Emily Procter, but eventually she just wasn't enough to overcome the awfulness that is David Caruso.
I can't remember who it was that pointed out that every line Caruso delivers on CSI sounds like there's an implicit "...you stupid asshole" unsaid at the end of every single sentence. It's true! ...

"...you stupid asshole" ....could it be Caruso is thinking about himself? LOL

Found on:
http://episteme.arstechnica.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/34709834/m/520007486931/inc/1

David Caruso - Caruso, the chode

How can ANYBODY like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso? Good question. One who clearly doesn't like him is this blogger:

....They love him because of how terrible of an actor he is. He overacts everything. I'm wondering why he's held on to his acting career as long as he has. I'm assuming these producers are banking on the fact that people will watch his shows just to laugh at him.
Carrot Top was busy the week they offered the part to him.If you meet him he has pre-signed autograph-cards with his picture on them that he'll hand out.
Caruso sucks harder than a porn star. He's a chode. Only one over actor, that I can think of, I can handle watching and that's William Shattner/Cpt. James T. Kirk....and that is only in small doses.....

Found on:
http://forums.g4tv.com/thread.jspa?threadID=59263
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chode

David Caruso - He's a dry ginger man!

The following comment about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso brought a huge smile to our face! LOL ! A truer word never was spoken. We are sure, even the few foolish fan-girls he has left and dumb nitwit dojo will agree:

...Usually I'm a HUGE fan of the CSI shows, but there is just one idiot man in particular that just rubs me the wrong way. It's this David Caruso dude. Also known on the show as HORATIO.
He is a terrible actor.

If anyone's seen the show, they know that he says only 2-3 words the whole episode. He has one mood, which is just BLAH, and he pretty much only just takes off his glasses. Oh, and my third gripe is the head tilt. What is that?!?...

Idiot man? How fitting!

Found on:

http://mattandlauracutler.blogspot.com/2009/01/horatio.html

David Caruso - Tiny Caruso Of The Day

We all love dogs.
We all love big dogs with big soulful eyes.
We all love nice women who drive with big dogs with big soulful eyes in their car.
And we ALL hate Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
Get out of the picture, RED!
Can you believe this guy? It’s like he needs to be in EVERY photo!
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Picture courtesy of: http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/page/3

David Caruso - Those who get honored and those who DON'T!

Great honor for a great actor! According to various sources William Petersen, outstanding actor and best lead ever of the CSI franchise will be honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. It is well deserved.

However, we almost spilled our coffee when we read the non-sensical gaggle by a few highly delusional Icon of Idiocy David Caruso-fans who want to put in their bid for the consideration of the fugly wrinkly redhead.
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Huh? Who? David Caruso? No kidding?
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David Caruso neither has the talent nor charisma nor is popular enough to be even considered for such an honor. It would be a huge disservice to everyone who ever has received a star to award someone like him. A slap in the face for every REAL ACTOR out there who has been overlooked by the committee.
David Caruso - the master of poor choices, poorer actions and countless failures. But we do understand that if someone is a fan of a loser like David Caruso one has to cling to dreams. Even if those dreams are as ridiculous/unrealistic as this.
Maybe, maybe some day if the HOLLYWOOD CHAMBER OF COMMERCE adds a new category - for the most ridiculed, most untalent, most uncharismatic people - maybe then Icon of Idiocy David Caruso will have a chance to get nominated.

Until then...

Found on:
http://hollywoodchamber.net/icons/walk_of_fame.asp

David Caruso - People don't trust him.

More and more people are growing tired of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's schticks and stupid comments. Some even think the annoying redhead is one not to be trusted. We think, the blogger has got a valid point:

.....Caruso says one thing and his body tells you he is lying. I wouldn't trust him at any time .
Besides, I would like to remind every one who thinks Caruso is a great actor, Sherly Temple was a better actor at age 4.
Why does David Caruso have to look at other characters over his shoulder like he does. Does somebody in production think that this makes David Caruso look sexier or something?? Or is he vain like Barbara Walters and only want to be photoged from one side? Maybe there's less wrinkles from the side if he hides his chin behind the collar of his jacket. ...

LOL!

Found on:
http://tv.yahoo.com/csi-miami/show/28267/reviews?sort=0

David Caruso - The simple truth

The simple truth and nothing else. We like that. Especially when it comes in form of this bloggers take on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

.....Horatio is an Idiot and he’s played by an Idiot, David Caruso, so he is believable. The stories are awful . They don’t make any sense at all. David Caruso is the worst actor in the world. Every episode has too much David Caruso trying to read his lines.
Emily Procter is a very good actress and she is very pretty. I watched this show because I like CSI, but this show is infested with horrible acting.I really wish somebody/anybody would get rid of Horatio. This show would be much better if David Caruso was not on it....

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We second that!

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Found on:

http://www.tv.com/csi-miami/golden-parachute/episode/194709/reviews.html

David Caruso - Caruso vs. Procter III

People have been wondering WHAT the reason behind the obvious rift between Icon of Idiocy David Caruso/Emily Procter which exists since 18 months or more could be.
Their alibi-scenes together (each doesn't last more than 30-seconds /1 minute) won't fool the seasoned viewer. Many of our readers think it is Caruso's unbearable prima-donna antics that set off lovely Emily Procter.
A fellow blogger has yet a different - but nonetheless very interesting theory - as to WHY those two just don't get along anymore:

....Surprisingly, Procter, 40, is one year older than Kathleen Morris (Cold Case) I would never have guessed that. All I can say is hooray for aerobics. That aside, Procter is the key to success of this particular CSI franchise, much more so than the over-the-top acting of David Caruso. Weren't his 15 minutes of fame up about 15 years ago?
Procter's Calleigh Duquesne-character is a brilliant part of the forensics investigations and will often dominate each scene she appears.. Think Sgt. Joe Friday — with a heart....

Now we all know how much Icon of Idiocy David Caruso hates it when somebody outacts/outshines him. There you have it.....

Found on:
http://qni.typepad.com/steve_eighingers_blog/2009/01/i-watch-a-lot-of-television-i-admit-it-i-enjoy-it-my-television--even-has-a-name-steve-jr-when-the-big-fella-arrived.html

Interesting links:

http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/10/david-caruso-guess-who-is-at-it-again.html

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/10/blind-item-hot.html

David Caruso - Front and Center

We stumbled upon this website a few days ago . The main goal: take pictures and add hilarious captions to them. Another day another master-piece. Just too good to miss - at least in our opinion.
Q. What does Icon of Idiocy David Caruso like the most?
A. Putting himself front an center.
Voila! :

"WTF David Caruso. Do you think we’re retarded? Now it’s just weird.
Oh, classic Caruso move. What else would you expect? Such a fuckin’ prick… “stop running your mouth, Caruso!”

Found on:
http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/73189426/wtf-david-caruso-do-you-think-were-retarded

David Caruso - Drastic measures

Ever felt bad after watching an episode of CSI Miami? Ever felt bad after watching Icon of Idiocy David Caruso mercilessly hamming up scene after scene? You are not alone...

....Stabbing myself in the eyes may be the only way to erase the burning images of David Caruso's terrible acting... I HAVE to keep watching this show because the brother in law purchased it for me for Christmas. I might just ebay them away... ANYHOW HOW CAN THE NETWORK SERIOUSLY CONTINUE TO EMPLOY THIS *beep* TARD???!!!!

His stupid stance, glance and gloat routine is akin to a walking abortion! AHHHHHHHHHHH He doesm't seem to be aware that his acting is now a parody of his bad acting....

I still have a problem with the fact that Kim Delaney, Khandi Alexander and Rory Cochrane have left the show (three of my faves) and the guy who makes William Shatner look like Olivier is still mugging it up. He just absolutely nauseates me...

Found on:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/128522141

David Caruso - Yes, WHO is this boy?

Following the example of other bloggers we ask you today:

WHO is this boy?
Does this boy look familiar to anyone of our readers?
Do you know him? Have you met him?
Can you provide a name?
Is he - lo and behold - Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's illegitmate son?
Has he been abducted?
Is he missing?
Is he American? Austrian? Armenian? Arabian? Argentinian? Australian?
Help us out here! Please!

David Caruso - In conclusion, David Caruso licks balls...

We prefer the unpolished and direct opinions of fellow bloggers to the gobbledygook of those who deem themselves "experts "of all things CSI Miami /Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. To us, when it walks like a dog, talks like a dog and smells like a dog it IS a dog:

.....David Caruso, that man is the worst ever, no emotion he's so monotone ugh *shudder*...
OH MY GOD, I can't stand David Caruso... my sister is a CSI fanatic, and she's especially fond of CSI Miami, so I have to put up with his nasty, droning voice for hours, because CSI Miami is ALWAYS on... all the time... every day..." The whole show is f*cking crap, and I can't wait until CSI stops plaguing my TV.

In conclusion, David Caruso licks balls....

He sure does..LOL!

Found on:

http://www.movieweb.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-11284.html

David Caruso - David Freaking Caruso!

For the majority of people Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is nothing but a red menace that ought be driven off the TV-screen ASAP . However, there are also people who think he is:

...To me David Caruso is more a cross between William H. Macy, Howdy Doody, and the Lucky Charms Leprechaun than a cabana boy. Oh I'm sure there are women who find he has that certain je ne sais quoi quality and perhaps a tiny glimmer of sex appeal with his guttural whisper and quasi-aviator shades; but if I could hand pick a love interest for my sexy dream, David Caruso would be somewhere low low on the list.
I don't know if it's his pasty white bubblewrap skin, his snake eyes, his Porky Pig snout, or that strawberry blonde (orange!) hair that puts me off, but David Caruso please step aside!...

Found on:
http://casahice.blogspot.com/2009/01/sexy-back.html

David Caruso - Global understanding

We happen to stumble upon them while on the search for something else. Sometimes they just pop out of nowhere. Hilarious comments like the following on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso which are real treasures:

.....So I guess what Steven Spielberg is really trying to get at here is that he hates David Caruso, which is really an un-necessary thing to be saying considering it’s an unspoken understanding between all television viewers globally.....

ROFLOAO!

Found on:

http://www.la-deli.com/2006/celebrities/spielberg-hates-violent-tv/

David Caruso - David Caruso is for the cheap seats

WE have been told that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his horrendous acting can cause frictions among some couples.
However, we also have been assured that those who detest Caruso are in the majority. Good to know! :

...David Caruso - The red headed fellow has no charisma or acting abillity.He's like a one dimensional puppet. I just cant stand that guy.
My wife is a CSI junky so I have to see his dumb ass on there as Fellatio…friggin’ horrible. Worst part is he always tries to play a tough guy…like anyone in the world could possibly believe that a four foot red head could beat anyone up.
David Caruso's ego has grown to 100 feet tall and devoured the rest of the cast. Now, it's a bright orange cartoon, a comic book series in the absolute worst sense of the word....

Found on:
http://www.forums.theganggreen.com/showthread.php?t=33019

David Caruso - Tiny David Caruso (TDC)!

While we can understand that one enjoys looking at animal pictures we fail to understand why people have to put someone as hideously looking as Icon of Idiocy David Caruso AND an innocent animal into ONE picture.

We like the concept of TDC = Tiny David Caruso...we really do. It is hilariously funny.

However, we hope that Bambi didn't have to suffer through Caruso's presence. As we all know by now, TDC always thinks everything is about him....LOL

Picture:

http://cartoonpenis.tumblr.com/post/72472429/tdc-thinks-everything-is-about-him

http://realbadfriend.com/2009/01/22/damn-you-tiny-david-caruso/

David Caruso - Good question!

One year ago someone named PICKELS legitimatelly voiced her disgust about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso in a highly entertaining post.
A post that - even one year later - hasn't lost any of its "bite". We are sure the blogger never would have guessed that his/her venting would garner so many different reactions: from absolute amusement , applause to enraged outcries by hyprocitical and delusional nitwit dojo. (We've had word, as yet unsubstantiated, that her enraged screams could be heard all through Michigan. Ah, the fun never ends if you're dealing with stupid people. LOL)

Yesterday Pickels added/removed an interesting line to his/her profile. We were able to memorize it :

Why can't David Caruso grow up and act like a man?

Yes indeed, why?
Maybe fugly old man David Caruso is just not intelligent enough to realize that he is makeing a complete fool of himself. Keep it up, ginger-boy ! This way we'll never run out of material to make fun of you!

http://carusothemanwhore.blogspot.com/

David Caruso - He totally blows!

Not surprisingly, many people react very very irritated when they are reminded of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Like the following blogger:

...Also...Fuck David Caruso - always sunglasses on sunglasses off sunglasses on sunglasses off. Why is a talentless oaf like David Caruso still working in front of the camera? He is beyond over the top and you know his hips hurt because his hands are always on them.....

We were promised so much emotion from David Caruso and yet got... nothing. Nada.

Not a frown.

Not a sad face.

Not a tear.

Just his regular ole mug face. Maybe the wrinkles prevent him from showing emotion?Whatever. Ann Donahue can kiss my ass. Or is she too busy kissing Caruso's? My God, he totally blows as an actor. Terrible, just crap all around.....

Found on:

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3140674

David Caruso - Wise Words

Every day we are stunned anew when we find out about how smart and knowledgeable our readers /fellow bloggers are. The following comment on CSI Miami and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso warmed our heart. Well done!:

...CSI Miami - The most unintentionally funny show on TV, Caruso is a riot, every line he has is so important. When a person is a joke and doesn’t know it - now THAT’S FUNNY!
Furthermore, the scenes with David Caruso and Elizabeth Berkley should be shown in every acting class in America as a "what not do while acting." ....

Nicely put.

Found on:
http://www.jumptheshark.com/topic/Csi-Miami/Csi-Miami-General-Comments/450

David Caruso - Ha! Firecrotch

During the last few years people have come up with many (fitting) terms of endearment for David Caruso - Icon of Idiocy, Ginger minge, Douchebag, Acting Clown, McGinger and:

.....haha. firecrotch.
he's so amazingly lucky to have a job. "I'm going to leave NYPD Blue" b/c the demand for me and my firebush is so great, that the offers for tv and movies will be astounding and..."

And you'll be lucky to end up on a another crime show which you did and you're so so so so so lucky.

I thought he was headed to Lifetime for sure. He will only be on shows where he can be the number one manly man. That means there can be no other men in the cast since this dork makes Richard Simmons look like Hulk Hogan........

Found on:
http://whatelseishappening.blogspot.com/2007/01/david-caruso.html

David Caruso - Irritating Idiosyncrasies

While CSI is briniging in bigger and bigger numbers with every episode, CSI Miami slowly loses its " bite" and its "drive". Every episode is worse then the one before. The acting is lifeless and bland.
Who is to blame?
The writers? Icon of Idiocy David Caruso? The showmakers? All three together? A fellow blogger offers an explanation:

...CSI Miami is a horrid show. Caruso's poses drive me nuts.

It's hard to know if Cane's many irritating idiosyncrasies are the product of David Caruso's influence, or the influence of the writers and directors of the show. It's probably a combination of the two (though the rumors of Caruso's troubles on NYPD Blue may be some indication).

To me, the writing is simply absurd. I think Caruso is a ham but the writing is insane. It was always the dialogue and Caruso's delivery that bugged me, causing me to shudder and change the channel,.

I tend to think that on NYPD Blue Caruso was being elevated by good writing, but I don't actually remember his performances well enough to say much about it ...

We second that...

Found on

http://randomcolin.blogspot.com/2009/01/miami-worst-cop.html

David Caruso - Ah, bliss!

Some annoyed TV-viewers wouldn't shy away from going to extremes to rid the TV-screen off Icon of Idiocy David Caruso ( and who can blame them?). Like the following:

....I'd pay like $25 to see Caruso play Shatner's long lost brother. Maybe in "Star Trek 14 - The Wrath of Overacting."
Did you sense my despise for all things David Caruso? Can I punch him, and THEN blow him up? Cuz that would be really satisfying. I'd let him go through his whole "I took acting classes at the William Shatner Academy for Crappy Actors" schpeel, and listen to him say something supposedly profound and meaningful, while at the same time dramatically putting on his sunglasses.....and THEN I'd punch him and *KA-BOOM!!* Ahh.......bliss.....

Bliss indeed! LOL!

Found on
http://redheadsunite.typepad.com/lunatic_ramblings/2006/10/where_has_adena.html

David Caruso - Master quotes

We are always happy when we come across quotes like the following. Quotes we agree with.
Looks like the majority of Internet-users has Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's number:

....I think David Caruso's style of matter-of-fact-I'm-just-reading-my-script delivery sucks. I'd rather watch Tony Danza tell the "Aristocrats" joke than see Caruso do anything.
David Caruso was a washed-up joke when I was sixteen. Don't fall under the spell of his sunglasses. So many of us were led astray by Caruso, I'd hate to see another generation succumb to his mediocrity....

Found on:
http://www.iwannaspankjenniferlovehewitt.com/node/78

David Caruso - ....more on David Caruso, and how much we hate him

The following blogger is clearly NOT a fan of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Do we need to say more? :

...because...I fucking hate david caruso.
Despite the high levels of badness among csi actors, even in the biggest dogpile they'd collectively create,they would still be vastly outshone in badness, of course, by pasty-face-mcginger david caruso , whose incredible douche status can be credited with overturning the widely held belief that a douche would ever have in any way benefited a vagina.
We, the people who hate david caruso, hate him so much that in order to sleep at night we must reassure one another that our kind outweighs the uh, non-our kind: "Don't worry. There's more people on earth that hate Caruso and want to punch him savagely in the face than those who worship him." (that comes directly from "brockomundo" on the imdb message board...normally i would not quote someone with the name "brockomundo"...but this is a special case.)
The loss for words that comes when i try to express my hatred of David Caruso is not unique to myself:"I'm not saying he's a terrible actor....well, I am actually." (this one is from "freddie-b" of the imdb message board...so well said, how could i not cite him?)...

LOL!!!!

Found on:
http://imnotommorello.livejournal.com/3559.html

David Caruso - Face/Off

We just LOVE photoshop!
One can create the funniest images with little to no effort. Like the picture above. Needless to say that the creator of this artwork is a huge Icon of Idiocy David Caruso-hater - like so many other people out there.
This picture also proves what we have been saying for some time now: There are no limits when it comes to making fun of David Caruso!
LOL...
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Image found on:
http://imnotommorello.livejournal.com/3559.html

David Caruso - Epic fails

The following comment describes CSI Miami and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso very fittingly. It is representative for the way people think. People who had to sit through one episode of this abysmally bad show:

......CSI: Miami (See-Ess-Eye-My-Am-E) : I absolutely hate this show. Worst show I've ever seen on televison. I could see better acting from a pair of house slippers in the shape of Homer Simpson's head.
Every sinlge crime show that is out now is exactly the same. From the good-cop bad-cop routine, to the scooby doo who-done it simplicity of the plot lines and murder cases, they are all pretty much epic fails.
But CSI: Miami is the worst of the worst. And the worser of the worst on this pittiful excuse for a show is "Mr. Edgy and Cool" himself David Caruso. All this guy does is wear sunglasses over his sunglasses and state the obvious in the "coolest husky cop" voice ever. Jim Carey called him the "scene buttoner". Fact is this man and his show suck so much....

Nicely put....

Found on:

http://jonlafollette.blogspot.com/2008/12/random-ramblings-part-1.html

David Caruso - TV-Guide makes the worldstar?

Yup, fans and visitors. You have read right.
Not renowned magazines like FORBES, New York Times, Newsweek, Playboy.
No -TV Guide!
TV Guide has featured Icon of Idiocy David Caruso 13 times in 15 (!!!) years. The first one (we believe) in 1993 the last one in 2008. TV Guide is only sold in the US.
Worldstar? Well, ONLY in the mind of a slighlty delusional fan:

....... WHY then is David Caruso and CSI:Miami showcased so often on the cover of TV Guide? (http://lacylianne.wordpress.com/2009/01/19/david-caruso-who-says-he-isnt-a-world-star/)

Because most of the articles are PR-articles for the show?
Because CBS/PR-department calls them and suggests an article? It doesn't take a rocket-scientist to figure that out.

Last but not least:

.....He’s wonderful now, he looks healthier than in past years.....
We doubt Tinkerbell aka crazy lacy has watched tonights episode...Caruso looked more tired and wornout than ever. Time clearly has not been good to David Caruso..OUCH...

David Caruso - Brucky!

The following comment made it to the top of our list of our most favorite comments about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso of all times. It is just too good and too true to be ignored:

....Its official, Brucky's (Jerry Bruckheimer) one of the most prolific TV producers of our time. I'm not surprised. The guy knows what he's doing. How else can you explain the fact that David Caruso has a paying job on TV?

I mean, this guy reads his lines as if they're pinned on a donkey's ass. You gotta have some serious producing skills to make that guy look good...

Found on:
http://famedtrash.blogspot.com/2005/05/bruckheimer-has-cornered-your-eyeballs.html

David Caruso - The bane of David Caruso

Not necessarily everyone thinks that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso was great in his 1994-role as John Kelly on NYPD Blue. Which doesn't surprise us in the least. The following opinion is a very good example at how most people see the uncharismatic and bland one-note actor:

....Yesterday, someone commented to my last post that she'd like my thoughts on John Kelly, the character played by David Caruso in NYPD Blue. She wanted to know how he compared to Horatio Caine, and the answer is that there is little difference. Its the the Caruso-bot reading from the Jack Webb Tome of Dramaturgy....
I've had the first two seasons of NYPD Blue in my DVD pile for years, but I hesitated to watch them because of the bane of David Caruso. My friend tells me that Caruso's exactly the same. I suppose it's all we can expect from a one-note actor. I saw him in "Mad Dog and Glory" and it was the same deal, he was just younger and had funnier lines....
For the record, David Caruso sucked then, too, Horatio Caine with a different name ...

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Found on:
http://laguera25.livejournal.com/tag/nypd+blue

David Caruso - ONE MORE!

Naturally, blogs that diss Icon of Idiocy David Caruso are always of high interest to us. They are on top of our list of favorite things.
David Caruso is a parody of a satire of a stereotype of himself that just asks to be lambasted!
What we like the most about the following blog is its frankness. The blog owner - whoever he/she is - obviously doesn't mince words. We applaud the great effort and the highly entertaining first post.
We want to see MORE of that, PLEASE:

...This guy - David Caruso - just boils my blood. Something about him just makes me think of a whore - male or female, they are all the same. Happy while they get what they want, then gone when they've had enough. Selfish, pissy loser....

Take a look and enjoy: http://carusothemanwhore.blogspot.com/

David Caruso - How old is he REALLY???

When you look in Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's careworn face what would be your best guess at how old he is?

76, 68, 99? Anything but 53.

A fellow blogger can't believe it either:

....David Caruso is ONLY 53?
No fucking way! The man is in soft light and never walks anymore on CSI. He's got all the tricks that they do for old drunk actresses right before they're tragically found in a hotel room a week after they died.
No fucking way....

Found on: http://www.dlisted.com/node/30017

David Caruso - WHOM is Caruso sleeping with?

The following is a scathing comment by a critic who had the questionable pleasure of watching a CSI Miami episode ("To kill a predator") because she was asked to write a review about it.

Enjoy the ladies snarky verdict on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his subpar performance:

......I can’t stand David Caruso – he is such a crap actor!! Oh Jesus Freaking Christ – Caruso is delivering his lines in profile – WHY???? Is it so we can see he still has his girlish figure? UGH. And why does he feel the need to growl out every line? Someone get him a cough drop for fuck’s sake...I really, for the life of me cannot comprehend HOW this show is still on.

Caruso must be sleeping with someone, or pimping out his costars. It makes no sense at all. ESPECIALLY given the really good and well written shows that get cancelled every year.

Who the fuck is watching this show? I need to have a little chat with them. But I’ll need to remove my watch and sunglasses first.....

OUTSTANDING REVIEW!!!

Found on:
http://forums.tvgasm.com/showthread.php?t=4994

David Caruso - LOUT with a bad hairpiece

Caruso-haters don't have an easy life when visiting a board run by a handful of ignorant David Caruso-fans. (One has to be four quarters short of a dollar to like a complete idiot like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso AND openly admitting to it!)
However, the following blogger tells those drolling fans what he thinks about THEM and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Kudos!:

...... love the csi shows because of the process of discovery that is usually displayed within them, but watching the miami show is unbearable whenever that lout- David Caruso - is on screen. i want to crawl out of my skin when he's on because i'm so embarrassed FOR him. he has to be the most ridiculous overacting clown i've ever seen on television. i don't think they could ask anyone to act as poorly as he does .
I can't tell you how much i enjoy your defense of this clown. you people are so sad its refreshing. i feel infinitely better about myself and my opinions when i read your pathetic and foolhardy attempts to ARGUE this point when its a simple matter of opinion. so sorry you people have nothing better to do than idolize an overacting clown with a bad hairpiece. lol.... (horatiosucks )

Found on:

http://www.cbs.com/forum/posts/list/32014.page

David Caruso - Caruso's dreck

Question: What is this (picture) ?

Well, it looks like an American flag which has been colored in red/yellow by some idiot. Now, WHICH IDIOT do you think is responsible for this " art work" ?

a) A pre-schooler
b) A painting Orang-Utan
c) Icon of Idiocy David Caruso
d) No idea.

Regular readers of our blog won't have any difficulties naming the culprit within seconds.

According to a former school-buddy, even in high-school people thought Icon Of Idiocy David Caruso's works of art were S-H-I-T.

And they were right, of course. One just has to look at the picture above. Anyone ready to pay $ 4.500 for that dreck??

Found on:
http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2009/01/david-caruso-art-according-to-david.html
http://www.spokesman.com/blogs/hbo/2009/jan/16/thomg-recalls-class-clown/

David Caruso - I feel fine

People watch CSI Miami and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso for very different reasons. Hardly anyone watches because they think it is a good show or David Caruso actually has talent:

...CSI: Miami is a gigantic boatload of moldy cock.

David Caruso is the star and acts really weird. I watch it just to see what his next line is going to be. I watch to see if he ever strings together more than one sentence. Can you imagine how easy it must be to only have one line per scene? Does he even have to memorize his lines?

James Bond says something situationaly appropriate about every dispatched bad guy in every movie. Maybe that's what Caruso has his eye on - the next Bond?

However, when Bond delivers a line, you don't want to puke into a bag. Caruso's acting is so far over the top, he's a caricature.

I feel fine about hating him.I've thought about where Caruso'd fit : A b!tchy gay narcissist..... yeah!....

Found on:

http://forums.roadbikereview.com/showthread.php?t=154929&page=2

David Caruso - Ginger horror

From time to time we come across comments that speak for themselves. No explanations on our part are needed.
Just read and enjoy:

...So I am watching CSI: Miami and the main character, Horatio, is ridiculous. I used to love David Caruso back in the NYPD Blue days, and expected to like him at least in CSI Miami.
But holy crap, I think he put on the worst acting performance I've ever seen in my entire life. Maybe the script was just awful, but his delivery was so pathetic that I broke out laughing several times.
I don't know if the character is written this way, or if David Caruso is taking it a bit too far, but he is like stupid serious. Its like watching some old dick tracy type movie where the investigator is required to have five minute long stretches of silence between words. No one else on this show does this. Caruso is a prepossessed overacting dandy....

Found on:
http://forum.dvdtalk.com/tv-talk/543718-one-more-reason-love-csi-miami.html

David Caruso - Why does David Caruso still have a job?

Every day we come across surveys that mostly contain of questions like "Why does David Caruso still have a job?" or "Why is David Caruso still allowed to act?"
The following very detailed comment by a fellow blogger who obviously is little impressed with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso caught our interst:

.... David Caruso - Does anyone think he's good? This is one instance where I really think I could do better. Watching him act is like watching a faucet that you thought was dripping water, until you realize that there is not a water pipe attached to it.
David Caruso is the only guy working in Hollywood today who has totally mastered the incredibly difficult "stop, slouch, turn head to the left, remove sunglasses and respond in a low, hissing tone" field of method acting. If a role calls for that, he is going to get the nod 100% of the time.
The man has the acting ability of a statue.
Shatner seems to know he's a joke and goes with it, but Caruso comes across as someone who thinks he's a serious dramatic actor. uh, no.anyone remember his obligatory butt shot on NYPD Blue? It looked like a pimply dead carp's belly.
I feel sorry for the guy. He must have a terrible pillow. I recommend a Tempur Pedic.

Name someone that is worse. I dare you.....

....THERE AIN'T ANYONE.....

Found on:

http://forums.roadbikereview.com/showthread.php?t=154929

David Caruso - Frankly spoken

The words or not ours. However, we applaud this fellow blogger on his very frank opinion about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Needless to say, we echo his sentiments on this matter:

...I hate David Caruso with a passion!
He's such a douche!I have hated this retard ever since he left NYPD Blue as he wanted more $'s. How about you deserve Shit ........ so glad it is not just me that hates this total loser....... how he ever found work again is beyond me...... Carrot Top could do his job.....

Found on:
http://es-la.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8440356551

David Caruso - The BIG difference

On Thursday the CSI franchise will lose its strongest lead.

That is painfully clear to everyone who has watched TV or surfed the Internet over the last few days. Heartfelt tributes to a great actor from colleagues, the media and friends appear daily.

We are sure Thursday's CSI LV episode will live up to the media hype that's taken over every facet of the industry by CBS, et al, over the past week. Every episode William Peterson stared in was memorable and superbly acted.

On the other hand , would Icon of Idiocy David Caruso quit CSI Miami tomorrow NOBODY would be sad. Left alone, care to promote it the way it has been done in William Petersens case.

Au contraire, many would be glad to see the obnoxious uncharismatic male diva go. We are sure, they even would throw a party clebrating the fact that the biggest control freak of the CSI franchise - Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - finally has left the TV screen...

David Caruso - Advice of the day!

We all have to make lists now and then: To do lists, grocery lists, invitation lists...And then there are lists of People Who Need to be Smacked Across Their Bitch Mouth:

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...David Caruso - Please stop acting.

No one wants to see you take your sunglasses off and on anymore.

Actually, you should probably shoot yourself!.....

Psst.....Is it just us or do we hear frenetic applause from legions of frustrated TV-viewers! YES!!!!!

Found on:
http://pissinmycheerios.com/2009/01/14/top-15-people-who-need-to-be-smacked-across-their-bitch-mouth/

David Carsuo - Wet blanket

Believe it or not, some people tell us that CSI Miami is a great show to do a workout while it is on. But it has one (huge) disadvantage: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso!:

....Watch CSI Miami and every time David Caruso touches his sun glasses do an interval. The only problem is that you have to watch Howdy Doody David Caruso. ... And the only time that he isn't touching his sunglasses is while the show is on commercial..

Found on:
http://www.beginnertriathlete.com/discussion/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=144361

David Caruso - Between you and me

We admire bloggers who don't mince matters. Blurbs like the following just warm our little heart:

...(sic!) David Caruso has to be smashed into a "fine powder"... I can't stand the way the guy stands and talks...I swear he has a fist in his ass all day! Fuck, judging by the skill he displays, I would say he is a dilettante.
Its unfortunate that he's a ginger and that he can't act even if his life depended on it...but dude don't punish us for your problems...if all you can do is deliver cheesy one liners and take ur glasses off, let someone who actually has talent do ur job...

We second that...

Found on:
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=5924313091&topic=2856

David Caruso - ...I'd like to see his feet, though.....

Not many people like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Even the most liberal amongst the liberal start to fret and fume when confronted with the image of the fugly uncharismatic redhead:

....David Caruso has irritated me since NYPD blue, I dunno why people think he is a good actor. I think he is awful and the voice is the worst about him.
His ego is his biggest turn off.
He's creepy and irritating, I like to make fun of him.
I love CSI Miami, but I don't rate Caruso as an actor.
BUT the character he plays seems to suit his limited abilities.
Taking off the sunglasses with both hands and the pauses in his sentences are clearly proof that he is not a good actor.
...I'd like to see his feet, though.....

LOL! Newsflash! Caruso's feet are kinda ..ahem....small. What does that tell us? (http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/10/david-caruso-tiny-fett-tiny.html)

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Found on: http://jmedia6.justusboys.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2568680

David Caruso - Douchebag on parade

Lately, on the Internet:

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Q...Please, describe in a few words what you think about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso!

A:....Caruso! Intolerable, sureally ghastly … cringe-worthy! He’s so awful he managed to negate forty years of William Shatner. I swear that CSI Miami is on 24/7 on A&E and even the briefest glimpse of him has me scrambling for the remote.
William Shatner has definitely outgrown this category and is now pretty hilarious. I can't imagine David Caruso ever reaching the level of insight required for self parody.....

Thank you!

Found on:
http://www.nightcharm.com/2008/06/27/that-not-so-fresh-feeling-douchebags-on-parade/

David Caruso - Overrated, Talentless, Overused

Overrated, Talentless, Overused.... You choose. .....that are the first things that come to our mind when we are asked about Icon Of Idiocy David Caruso.
Thankfully, we are not alone in our way of thinking:

....But that really REALLY bad actor, David (Soap actor) Caruso, is ruining the WHOLE show for me. But not only could the new-and-improved William Shatner play this role better, but Pam Anderson could do a better job. I find myself screaming at the screen when he's on "Get the hell out of my face".
I just cannot stand that guy, the way he poses for the camera, standing sideways, tilting his head, looking in the distant heavens, imaging himself on the moon maybe. Then, the way he pauses before the cheesy delivery of a cheesy line, and/or takes his sunglasses off while doing so.....
Is there a petition we can sign asking the CSI production to show him the door???
He might not get it at first, until he reads it on the cue card, then he'll look at the door, put his shades on, tilt his head, stand sideways, and then say "Mr. producer, I think I have to go". Cheesy line?
Well, that's what we expect from David (look at me sideways) Caruso. And Scene......

PERFECT!!!

Found on:
http://www.tv.com/david-caruso/person/1638/reviews.html&pg_rev=3

David Caruso - Facebook virtualities

....ain't that the truth...LOL
At least, that's what we have heard. And we all do know, that there is always a grain of truth in every rumor....right?
C'mon people, how ELSE do you think ginger minge landed his job on CSI Miami?
It wasn't his "talent", that's for sure.
It wasn't his "good looks" either...

And for all those who just can't get enough of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso-bashing , the Chef recommends:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=3047700391
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=5924313091

Picture: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8440356551

David Caruso - The bottom line is...

When asked in a survey, why they ceased to watch CSI Miami, the majority of people answered that they just can't stomach the bland storylines and the lifeless acting of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso anymore:

.....I used to like CSI Miami, but I couldn't watch it after a while for one reason: I can only have so much cheese before it makes me sick. Take off your glasses again, Caruso. Don't worry, nobody will see it as a cheap way to elevate the drama of a scene. Where did you take acting lessons anyway?
When you can fill up multiple editions of a book as well as yearly page-a-day calendars with a president's indisputably ignorant quotes, you know you have an idiot for a president.Similarly, when you can clip together more than seven minutes of David Caruso giving cheesy one-liners and constantly removing his glasses, you know that CSI Miami hired an insanely lame actor......
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Found on:
http://www.tv.com/david-caruso/person/1638/reviews.html&pg_rev=0

David Caruso - David Caruso for Dummies

We always have to chuckle when we come across David Caruso-fans and their juvenile ramblings. Their naivité is so heart-warming, really.
The Golden Globes tonight...honestly, WHO wants to see Icon of Idiocy David Caruso as presenter of an award?
He, the one who hasn't won an award in 6 years?

He, the one without talent and charisma?

He, the former outcast of the business?

NO, thanks! (No uglies and no redheads!) :

"...I could imagine David Caruso elevating an award ...So Fishburne and P. Diddy got to be presenters. I wonder why David Caruso never gets this opportunity? He looks great in a tux and is a past Golden Globe winner. Also, one does not have to engage in small talk on this show unlike some others. I doubt that he was even in the audience..."

Fishburne and P. Diddy are more successful than David Caruso ever will be, sweet cheeks. They are A-List. Old man Caruso is D-list at best.They play by the rules. They are not huge FUCK-UPS like Caruso....that's why.

And millions of other legit reasons as to why Icon of Idiocy David Caruso doesn't get to present an award. Thank God for small favors! LOL!

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Link:

http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2009/01/david-caruso-sorry-no-assholes.html

David Caruso - Of posers and props

Do you belong to the growing group of people who thinks CSI Miami has jumped the shark a long time ago? Do you belong to the growing group of people who thinks it is ALL Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's fault?

If yes, you are in good company:

.....I will NOT , however, watch CSI-Miami. If you cut out all the flashy cinematography at the beginning of the show and each scene the show is probably 20 minutes long. Add to that David Caruso who can't act.. he just "broods" and this show jumped the shark the first minute!

David Caruso - A modern day Mr. Magoo with less acting skills.
All that stupid redhead, no-talent Caruso does is stand around, mumble and play with his sunglasses.. The furniture in my office is more animated than he is. Are you sure he's not just a prop?...

Found on:

http://www.tvguide.com/News/CSIs-William-PetersenWont-1001361.aspx#BLKcommentCount

David Caruso - A world of difference

Sad times are to dawn for TV-viewers and for fans of CSI. Very soon William Petersen will resign from playing charismatic Gil Grissom . The franchise will lose its strongest lead. While CSI-fans only have good things to say about William Petersen, the tone becomes entirely different when Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's name is being brought up:

......I don't compare Petersen to Caruso - Caruso is just a joke - Petersen is an actor and was before CSI, he's been in many movies and theatre. This is NOTHING like what "Sunglasses" did; Caruso's leaving NYPD blue was all about money and ego and almost killed his career. William Peterson is no David Caruso. I can not believe people even put them in the same sentence. The first difference is I can actually watch William Petersen and CSI. As much as I love camp I have finally stopped watching CSI Miami.
William Petersen is in that rare class of actor who I would watch read the phone book, the same can not be said for David Caruso .

I like both CSI Las Vegas and New York, because they are both technical, mysteries, thillers, and unlike CSI Miami, it is not about one charcter.(i.e.- Davey Boy "Caruso") They have a good mixed cast, and there is none of this drama queen BS that I associate with CSI Miami. And he doesn't stand with his body facing off camera to the left, and staring at the camera, like Caruso. And he has dialoge longer than the 3 or 4 words Caruso usually says.
David Caruso is a self-absorbed egomaniac, who thought he was great enough for movie stardom, like Tommy Lee Jones, Harrison Ford and others, but the fool wasn't even close, as history has shown.....

WE COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER.

Found on:
http://www.tvguide.com/News/CSIs-William-PetersenWont-1001361.aspx#BLKcommentCount

David Caruso - David Caruso anyone?

Just another blogger - one out of millions - who feels the need to vent about his dissatisfaction with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. It clearly deserves our support:

....David Caruso....This is another guy to add to the skip bayliss of why this world is so unfair. Let me start by saying this guy MAKES A MILLION DOLLARS AN EPISODE! This guy has got to be the worst fucking actor on the planet!
Why does this guy pose everytime he says a line?
Is his head naturally tilted?
Does he always need to take his sunglasses off to talk to a coworker?
How do the other actors not burst out laughing at this clown?
I read this guy had a good show going but wanted more of the spotlight so set out on his own but failed and came crawling back. OJSDOASKDOASKDSOAKD CSI Miami is impossible to watch with this guy......

Found on:

http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/David-Caruso-anyone_3F00_-3502396

David Caruso - Spaz

Opinions, opinions, opinions! Opinions on CSI Miami. Opinions on Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. And all are to our liking. What more can we ask for? So, let it roll...

....What an idiotic show

And *what* is the appeal of David Caruso? He looks as translucent and fragile as a newborn baby bird. He arrogantly left his first-and-only hit TV show (NYPD Blue) for a film career that flopped, while boldly predicting that NYPD Blue would fail without him (it lasted 10 years...), has made a string of deplorable movies, and just doesn’t seem to have any charisma at all...
Who are these people who watch David Caruso? The corny dialogue and side-standing poses like he's a badass? I mean pu-lease!
David Caruso is the most over dramatic spaz in the history of the world. I have no clue what the producers were thinking when they hired him. His only talent is play with that stupid pair of sunglasses, which still isn't all that great. ....

Found on: http://www.cleverdonkey.com/date/2002/12/

David Caruso - ACT-TOR

It is a question that is asked/posted on almost every blog on the Internet sooner or later. We come across it daily. Reason enough for us to post it here as well:

....Okay seriously...is there ANYONE out there who LIKES that freakin' red head guy from CSI MIAMI? Just curious...because I have never met anyone who doesn't detest him, myself included.
That red-headed doofus has made me cringe every time I tried to watch. He's just so obviously full of himself as an "Act-Tor" that he can't become the character. He's pompous and it shows and it detracts from the program's watchability for me. I've seen him in other things and he plays the same over-dramatic character in everything. Can't watch that show. It embarasses me......

Legions of people feel the same way you do. LEGIONS!

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Found on:

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/csi-william-petersen-i-wont-miss-grissom

David Caruso - The duck's guts

How best to describe the dreck that is CSI Miami and its ridiculously uncharismatic lead Icon of Idiocy David Caruso ? We think, the following blurb is a good example:

...CSI: Miami - like CSI... but my god CSI Miami is boring. Crass and trashier than the other CSIs, with a mediocre cast and stupid David Caruso glowering behind his stupid yellow sunglasses and mumbling "witty" quips. The show has become a joke about itself.
David Caruso - What a stunningly awful actor that guy is. The hamminess, the feigned intensity, the humorlessness, the oaken delivery. How has this guy managed to have a career?

Good question.

Found on:

http://justyouwatch.blogspot.com/2008/03/you-may-now-kill-csi-miami.html

David Caruso - David Caruso in a nutshell

It is so good to see that there are many people out there who - like us - don't think too highly of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

...David Caruso is the worst actor on CSI Miami, and that's really saying something!
But wait....Actually, it's not saying nearly as much as the fact that David Caruso has been the worst actor in most every series he's ever been a part of.
I've always thought that David Caruso looks like a cancerous walnut with a wig. David Caruso deserves being slowly raped to death by guinea pigs! There can be no bigger douche than David Caruso. Never. EVER. It's a physical and mathematical impossibility. ...

LOL!!!

Found on:
http://minekey.com/theopinion/1517279/david-caruso-in-a-nut-shellread-comment&related

David Caruso - Quote of the day!

You may have read about it by now.

There is talk about a possible cross-over between powerhouse CSI and the weakest child of the franchise CSI Miami.

Reactions are mixed. The majority of CSI fans cringes whenever Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's name is mentioned.

The following comment which was elected comment of the day sums up nicely what legions of TV-viewers around the gobe are hoping for:

".....I want to see David Caruso cross over to the unemployment line."

(ugh Wed, Jan 7, 2009, 6:22 AM, http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/watch_with_kristin/b77657_csi_laurence_fishburne_headed_miami.html)

We all can dream, can't we? LOL!

David Caruso - Full-frontal

We think, the comment speaks for itself. Needless to say we agree with everything the blogger has to say about the show and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

... CSI Miami - This has to be the worst television series ever put together...If there is one worse than this, I haven't seen it. The dialogue, the acting, everything!!

Most offensive is the nauseating 'performance' by David Caruso.
Seemingly the character is written to match the personality of the 'actor'... a self-righteous, know-it-all who steals every scene away from decent actors with his astoundingly pitiful delivery of equally pitful lines.
Please, take this trash off the airways and make room for something less self-conscious and show-off-y. (New word?).

Bad, bad, bad... REALLY.

Found on:
http://tv.msn.com/tv/series-user-reviews/csi-miami/?sortBy=2&startingItem=1

David Caruso - A dirty word

We almost missed out on this little gem. A big thank you to our faithful readers for allerting us!:

....David Caruso is a dirty word in our house. We used to watch CSI: Miami just for the hilarity of his incredibly bad acting, but now it just makes us hurt. UGH. I tried to watch CSI:Miami last night again , but he's SUCH A BAD ACTOR AND SO UGLY. I got through the first 15mins... with a disgusted look on my face.

David Caruso is a tiny little poser man.
Brooding one-note loners with phosphorescent orange hair just shouldn't be on TV. I can't even describe how much I loathe David Caruso...

Found on:

http://listoftheday.blogspot.com/2008/12/10-worst-celebrity-career-moves-of-day.html

David Caruso - One thing is for sure...

There are only three things for sure in life: : death, taxes, and hilariously funny posts by people who obviously hate Icon of Idiocy David Caruso :

...While I’m glad David Caruso finally has a hit TV show, I’m equally glad I don’t have to watch it .

I think its time to blow away your ear-pussies with this inciteful blog revealing the true reason I hate CSI.....Yes....David mother fuckin Caruso.....
What is there not to hate about this man?!
Simply contrusted out of 100% deuschebag as well as 98% shitty acting, it seems this man somehow is the star of late night mind melter, CSI Miami.....He always uses the same fuckin tone of voice, no mater what happens! Only one man can do that and its fuckin Christopher Walken.....

We hear you and we most certainly agree...LOL

Found on:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=13517131&blogID=406285933

David Caruso - Facts are facts

Not surprisingly, a lot of people react a bit touchy if really talented actors get compared to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
Understandable ,we think:

.....The Google alert that is constantly doing the rounds about over-acting actors, and puts Vincent alongside that great non-actor, David Caruso, who couldn't act his way INTO a paper bag, let alone out of one.

Facts are facts.

The man doesn’t act he poses. Caruso must think he is doing a cover spread for Gentleman’s Quarterly. It’s insulting to even utter David Caruso’s name in the same sentence with Vincent when one is discussing their acting prowess. Of which Caruso has none....

Found on:

http://jazzylin.blogspot.com/2008/11/overacting-im-over-reacting.html

David Caruso - The Backside of Dojo

Yesterday, nitwit dojo - in an attempt to defend Icon of Idiocy David Caruso who is a globally acknowledged big fuck-up - wrote a pointed remark aimed at Keyser . ( A renowned blogger whose most entertaining blog was recently added to our reading-list.)
Keyser, never one to mince words especially when unjustly attacked, answered in that distinctive writing-style he is so well-known for:

".......Just as well, as Keyser has grown tired of this teapot of contrived sound and fury. But Keyser did have the misfortune of following a link to the site of one of her fellow inmates, a loon called Dojo, who added her own two cents to one Sara's comments ("She's right, you know"), despite being twelve annas to the rupee (as they say in India). Anyway, in this post with the clever title David Caruso: The Backside of Blogs (from the content one presumes she means that the blogs in question are asses, though if you ask Keyser the actual sense of the words is that Caruso is the ass, which seems more appropriate)....."

For the rest of this most noteworthy article please go to:
http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/01/is-keysers-existence-worthless-you.html

Ouch! Someone just kicked nitwit dojo's uptight arse royally!

David Caruso - Gunporn

The Internet harbors a lot of different characters/bloggers. All have a different point of view. With some we agree. With some we don't.
Our favorite bloggers are those who have a very open and candid opinion about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....CSI MIAMI - for the life of me I don't understand why people watch that show as David Caruso is a horrid actor with hacky lines.
I had forgotten how much I hate Caruso!
Man, his character is sooo bad; even on NYPD Blue the sly, boisterous acting styles of David Caruso were way over the top. David Caruso is REALLY REALLY bad. Allowedly, the lines he's given are bad - but he makes them much much worse. I think he rivals Scott Bakula on Enterprise in the category of bad acting!!
Every week I ask myself "WHY?" Caruso is so annoying. Dave always hypnotizes me to sleep wih his voice. Maybe CBS can start a new spinoff for him when Miami runs its course. They can call it CSI: Somnambulist.....

Found on:
http://archive.tivocommunity.com/tivo-vb/history/topic/175736-1.html

David Caruso - The Backside of TV

WHAT and WHOM NOT to watch in the New Year? The following blogger tells us what makes his personal shitlist:

....I find CSI to far up is own backside for serious viewing. Also can hardly tolerate watching CSI: Miami because David Caruso is so full of himself as to be unwatchable. I just can't stand Caruso and his woodenly humorless "acting. " I also hated him in NYPD Blue,but after he left, that became one of my favorite shows ever.
Caruso is such a tool.

Notice how most of the lines were said with the same cadence and tone? My toilet has more depth than this sn**ch. Jeez.....

LOL!

Found: http://www.toytowngermany.com/lofi/index.php/t56300.html

David Caruso - David Caruso Sucks Donkey Reproductive Organs*

(Sorry Keyser, we couldn't resist, we just had to steal this oh so beautiful neologism!!!)

For various reasons, we prefer bloggers who say what they have to say in a few but meaningful sentences as opposed to longwinding rants. One doesn't have to write a book to get a message through. Thus, we are happy to be able to add the following noteworthy short comment to our vast collection of "Icon of Idiocy David Caruso Reviews":

.....David Caruso - I've been saying that he is a bad actor since day one. Mr. Monotone wouldn't even benefit from acting lessons. You can't teach a lousy actor new tricks!.......Too bad, when you are trying to be the coolest thing on TV and the only result is hysterical laughter along with nails on a chalkboard-annoyance; then you have truly hit the bottom of the barrel.CARUSO SUCKS A FAT ONE!!! .......

Nicely put, Ma'am!

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David Caruso - Big Ugly Redhaired...

Some comments - like some bloggers - are just perfect. They don't need a long introduction. The following comment - about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso nonetheless - speaks for itself:

....I can't stand David Caruso's overdone smarmy coolness. I have a hard time thinking of David Caruso as a good actor in any role he plays. His head's just too damn big.
Someone told me I should check out the first season of NYPD Blue on DVD
No thanks.....Iwas never interested in that show from the beginning and when I did try to watch a few times over the years, it sucked with him or without him.

And Caruso just sucks no matter what it is, from that Rambo movie to TV shows to crappy B- movies to whatever. He's a big ugly red haired sh*t stain on the hairy ass of life.
I often wonder why actors that suck continue to get work. You hear about how hard it is starting out as an actor, and how many people fail to break into the business. Then you see that the same actors get recycled over and over again.......

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GOOD QUESTION!

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http://www.atariage.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t67172.html

David Caruso - Oral fixation

One can find many opinions about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso out there. One just has to look at the right places.

We like the following the best. In fact it is one of our favorites:

....David Caruso (no relation to Enrico), the coddled actor on one of TV’s most boring shows is probably the typical helpless tough guy of the TV industry, iron man on the screen, totally dependent on hired help off screen.....

Not only a great comment, but also a true one. True in many ways...LOL!

Found on:
http://mitchieville.com/2008/12/quis-custodiet-ipsos-custodes/

David Caruso - Like picking scab....

What's the best way to start a New Year? To continue what we have been doing in the old one! With "praise" - ops, sorry there ain't any - and well-deserved, legit criticism of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his non-existent acting skills. Not the only thing that man is lacking:

.......David Caruso. He scrapes at every last nerve I have when I try to watch CSI Miami. His acting is like Howdy Doody trying to impersonate Charles Bronson. This guy is so incredibly irritating with his on screen demeanor, that I want to puke every time I see him.
If you looked up over acting in the dictionary, his picture would be posted quite prominently. You'd think the producers would axe his god aweful schtick. It's tremendously worn out....

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