Seldomly have we come across such a felicitous assessment of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso like the following. What makes this comment so interesting is the fact that it was posted on the CBS CSI Miami Forum of all places. Way to go people!:......Caruso is a putz, always has been, paid 25000 dollars to vote himself into an Emmy award (the only award of this caliber he has ever received in his 37 year career), holds a gun like a moron.
My wife introduced me to CSI and I got involved in it, at least until I saw CSI Miami. IMHO, this show does nothing but demean the others. If a guy ever shot his pistol the way Caruso holds it, he would be looking at extensive plastic surgery.
I could almost stomach the show as Caruso (being the star) isnt in any relevant scenes and is only posing for a couple minutes. The scenes with his pistol in hand tho tell me the guy pretty much runs his own character as he wants without regard to what professional consultants would show him. Caruso plainly and simply looks like a child with a capgun. Even with the shortest basic pistol training, this is the FIRST thing they teach you NOT to do.
His one liners, sunglasses trick, gripping his belt like hes some kind of god, monotone voice crack me up! As an executive producer its easy to see how he himself created this character. He apparently shrugs off any professional critique from anyone who knows anything. I cant believe how naive some people can be to think this boob is a real actor.
His one liners, sunglasses trick, gripping his belt like hes some kind of god, monotone voice crack me up! As an executive producer its easy to see how he himself created this character. He apparently shrugs off any professional critique from anyone who knows anything. I cant believe how naive some people can be to think this boob is a real actor.
Only a teenager or old lonely woman could like the guy. I'm ashamed of your taste in men too! This guy ISNT a good looker at all. Think about it, you would call a guy on the street his age a dirty old man.
I gotta say just about ANYONE who could remember some one liners could fill his role without changing the show 1 iota! Carrot Top would easily fit the part. On a scale of 1 to ten, ten being a Morgan Freeman or Al Pacino and 1 being Jerry Seinfeld, Caruso would be looking at the bottom of Seinfelds shoes
Top rated actor? He wouldn't make a good sized pimple on Petersons ass! This show is no more than a satire on the other CSIs. It should be listed as a comedy..(Dr.Tibbs)...
Top rated actor? He wouldn't make a good sized pimple on Petersons ass! This show is no more than a satire on the other CSIs. It should be listed as a comedy..(Dr.Tibbs)...
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