We all know how bad things are if a blog/blog-owner has to fall back on self-parody to get any attention at all. Self-parody so outrageous that it borders on the insane. Thankfully, there are bloggers out there who are witty enough to take on this apparent madness and before you know it - the joke's on Caruso crazies sara and dodo. H-I-L-A-R-I-O-U-S:
...Speaking of her getting wrapped up in her own fantasies, get this latest post. After several paragraphs about horrid Austrian Josef Fritzl (the guy who kept his daughter locked up in the basement for years), SaraCaine ends with this:
"On March 16, 2009 Josef Fritzl will stand trial for the crimes of murder, rape, incest and slavery. Authorities need to keep a watchful eye on this inmate aberration; inside sources suggest Fritzl has joined forces with Heidemarie Schnitzer and they may be planning his jail break. Once on the outside, Fritzl will flee Austria to join up with Schnitzer in Mexico..."
What? The Austrian prison authorities are so lax that they let the most heinous Austrian criminal since the demise of the Third Reich conspire with a fugitive Caruso hater, who will travel back from Mexico (presumably under the unassuming alias "TheSlyFox2008") to bust him out, so they can seek refuge in Mexico and dream of keeping David Caruso locked up in a cellar (which would at least spare the rest of us more episodes of CSI: The Red Haired One)?
And who exactly are these "inside sources"? Surely, if SaraCaine had some inside information from the Vixen holdout in Tijuana, we'd have heard about it. Presumably, these inside sources are actually the voices inside SaraCaine's head.
Hey, SaraCaine, Keyser's sure that you too are probably fully conversant with the Handbook of the APA and are self-medicating, but since things seem to be getting a bit out of hand, you should talk to your friend Dr. Dodo. She can probably shout at you loudly enough that you won't hear the voices (or at least their message will be garbled, so they'll fit in pretty well with the other stuff gurgling around in your head). Remember, if you're persistently ignored, you're bound to escalate. For your sake, and for the sake of all sane individuals, get help. Soon. ...
For the whole outstanding article please go to:
http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2009/02/where-madness-really-lies.html
Nothing like a good laugh on a rainy day! We are sure, even Icon of Idiocy David Caruso would agree...Ouch!
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