David Caruso - Crystal Ball

Ever wondered what the (TV ) future might hold in store for us? The following is a hilarious outlook on CBS and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

.....CBS is poised to make a run at the season’s ratings championships with an exciting new lineup.
They are also set to challenge the 10-spot on any given night with seven new spin-offs from their hit “C.S.I.”, including “C.S.I.: Pembroke High,” “C.S.I.: Neverland,” and “C.S.I.: Teenage Males Who Spend Obscene Amounts of time in the Restroom.”
David Caruso will star in each, until his exponentially increasing megalomania will, yet again, incite him to flee to Hollywood, were he will translate his mediocre television skills to atrocious B-movies.....

What a nightmarish vision!

Found on:
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2004/06/highlights_from.html