David Caruso - Disgust and Disapproval

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Some read a few selected articles then leave. Some lurk for hours and hours. A few comment. And then there are some who alert us to articles/blurbs they think might be a great addition to our blog. Like the following. Thank you, guys. We appreciate it:

...OMG...I have been waiting for this topic for so long.
I love CSI...but can't watch CSI Miami because Caruso's acting makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty screwdriver to make the frickin pain stop.
He's like a modern day Captain Kirk...except at least Shatner was sexy in his prime. Caruso makes me hate CSI Miami. This guy couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag in a rainstorm. It is excruciating to watch him.
Even blind people think his acting sucks.
Deaf people think he overacts.
I don't even have the words to adequately express my disgust and disapproval of this guy.

Found on:
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=825094&boardsparam=Page%3d13

David Caruso - The OTHER Caruso

So Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is "loved" and known by everyone around the globe? That's at least what a few highly delusional Caruso-fans desperately want us to believe. A few days ago we found the ultimate proof that it ain't so.

Read and enjoy:

P. : Blissful ignorance all round.
I had no idea who David Caruso was until this moment. .....Now, ENRICO Caruso is another matter. Nothing like this as background music to a resurrectional experiment

KS .....Oh, CSI: Miami is very funny, in an unintended sort of way. And any time your nostrils are clogged with chemicals, just listening to that horrible screeching them song after Caruso delivers his first bon mot and puts on his sunglasses at the start of each episode will clear the airwaves in a Miami second . But you're no doubt right, Phibes, to stick to the other Caruso.

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David ....who???? Poetry in motion. LOL!

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Found on:
http://keysersozeslair.blogspot.com/2008/12/website-of-day-david-caruso-and-me.html*

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David Caruso - Baseline for Bad

Different strokes for different folks .... another blogger - there are legions of them out there - with a strong aversion towards Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

...The worst Actor on TV is David Caruso of CSI Miami who seemed to have traded in his freckles for Botox . HE IS UGLY AS HECK! He is a hunchback! He walks like he has arthritis.
I think David Caruso actually copies Chuck Norris (really bad!). Probably because he has nothing to pull from....
The Screen Actors Guild makes sure that David Caruso will always have work in order to establish some sort of baseline for bad. Watching him is like watching someone pick a scab....only when he does it, it leaves scars on the viewer.
Please make him stop PLEASE?????
Undoubtedly, David Caruso & his sunglasses are the worst current actors....

We understand! We really do!

Found on:
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=825094&boardsparam=Page%3d23

David Caruso - LAX hobo

David Caruso was photographed and followed as he was preparing to depart from LAX in June 2008. There are a bunch of photos around of him stopping to pose with fans there that day too.

The most interesting part of these is the fact that he keeps his sunglasses on, even going through the security checkpoint.
That's so typical David Caruso!

No matter where he is or what the dork does - there is always time for a little bit of self-promotion.

Aside from that, his clothes look like they have seen better days . But so does David Caruso, right?

Photo:
http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/celebrity/david-caruso-caught-by-paparazzi-at-lax

David Caruso - David Caruso is a mouth-breather

Clearly, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is not everybodies cup of tea. Especially the following blogger seems to be disgusted by the talentless and uncharismatic dork. But then, WHO isn't???:

...I disagree that the writers are to blame for David Caruso's bad acting. He is one of the worst on TV. It appears to me the one-liners are just simple reflections of an over-inflated ego.
Between his thing with the sunglasses, his constant side shots or attempt at a "macho" (which he cannot pull off) stance, nothing helps his lousy acting.
The whole show is reflective of his narcissism....
The first time I saw David Caruso, I thought it was a spoof. This guy is beyond bad. Why is David Caruso listed among actors?
I can't watch the CSI Miami adds without vomit rising in the back of my throat; CSI NY got rid of that chick with the bad nose job, why can't they get somebody better than Caruso? Does he do the job for free? He looks and acts sedated most of the time and gets paid way too much for the few lines he manages to force out....

Found on:
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=825094&boardsparam=Page%3d62

David Caruso - Artistic Black Hole

We ALL know that CSI Miami is a huge pile of crap. So why keep people watching it despite its corniness and Icon of Idiocy David Caruso in the lead? A fellow blogger has a good explanation:

......"CSI: Miami" is a tangle of over-the-top stories that only clumsily mimics the original show. The dialogue of "CSI: Miami" is about as compelling and nuanced as the chatter in most video games. In fact, some scenes actually look like they were ripped straight from "Grand Theft Auto: Vice City."

How does TV this bad draw an audience?

Look no further than the countless episodes of "The Love Boat" and "The Dukes of Hazard" ingrained in your memory. Ridiculous stories will always sell as long as they're packed in a flashy exterior. Thus, sharks and call girls and reckless teenagers propel "CSI: Miami" to the Top 10 list, while quality shows like "Boomtown" are canceled.

That they hired artistic black hole David Caruso as a lead doesn't help the quality of the show either. I hardly ever have seen a more uncharismatic and untalented actor than him on a show....

WE AGREE!

Found on:

http://dir.salon.com/story/ent/tv/review/2004/03/03/csi/index.html

David Caruso - RED, REDDER, TRASH!

What do Icon of Idiocy David Caruso fans dislike more than people who (rightfully) detest David Caruso?

Critics.

Especially if those critics come from their own ranks of fans/supporters. No matter if the critical fan has a point or not. Pissing matches of a theatrical quality ensue.

It started all with the "RED Special Christmas Issue " which in our opinion is pure trash. Like its two issues before. Our readers know that we already wrote two articles about this sorry excuse of a magazine.* It is produced by a Caruso fan whose biggest hurdle is her apparent lack of writing talent.

The following is the comment by the critiqual fan. It is very interesting. It also throws in the question: Do we really need a trashy magazine like that? Can't Icon of Idiocy David Caruso fans do better than that?

APPARENTLY NOT:

........I am afraid if this mag of yours is the best you can come up with, then I think you should have either stuck with the other one OR stuck to being a reader. sorry but this 'Red' is not worthy of anything and is no Christmas present . The writing is bad, and I have been chatting with other people and they cannot believe the amateurish product it is and bad spelling in RED. Again one professional mag is out, and one very bad mag is out too. And finally,you claim to have people who are professional writers etc. God help them then with the style and grammar of 'RED'. Btw that is not just me saying that as I have shown the ..copy of RED to professional people, they would NOT even look any further than the first two pages. As for the ..well you cannot even class it as amateur..project, the layout is terrible and as for the spelling mistakes and grammar well...If that is the level of intelligence Ms Malone is aiming for her in her readership I think her readers ought to be asking does she consider them of low intelligence? I have also read RED, to compare, and to say I have been told it is written by PROFESSIONAL writers then that worries me as the level of grammar is disgusting and not worthy of even being called 'Amateur'. The layout is bland and even though it is several pages long, the actual number of stuff that is in the current issue is actually around 3 or 4 spread out over several pages. Don't know about being called RED it should be called Crap!"......(Sam, http://www.david-caruso-online.com/guestbook.htm )

Links to our past articles re: RED:

http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-red-only-cheap-rip-off.html

http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-red-redder-boring.html

David Caruso - Icabod Crane Caruso

Sometimes comments keep their relevancy no matter how many years go by. Like the following.
Even in the late 1990's people in the industry knew that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso just doesn't have what it takes to be a big star:

....He has carrot-colored hair and an Icabod Crane-physique, so why would anybody think that David Caruso could be a movie star? The truth is that most people didn't.
Caruso remembers it was not exactly the Welcome Wagon that greeted his performance.
"We took four agents to see the movie,'" Caruso tells me, "and all four passed on me. They said I didn't have it, didn't have a big screen presence, could never get the girl and could NEVER carry a movie. ..."

And those people (agents) were right. Hollywood chewed Icon of Idiocy David Caruso up and spit him out. And it is so good to see an important truth like that in print. LOL!

Found on:
http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-17466247.html

David Caruso - The Al Gore of acting

CSI Miami isn't the first TV show that has people seriousy questioning Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's acting skils. Already years ago people shook their heads in wonderment about so much bad acting:

...I'm watching, "Kiss of Death" (1995)....How the hell did David Caruso get the lead? I mean....HE CAN'T ACT!! Let's hope Hollywood learned that David Caruso is like the Al Gore of acting....but worse....

Thankfully Hollywood has....

Found on:

http://notesfromthecouch.blogspot.com/2008/12/who-thought-david-caruso-could-act.html

David Caruso - Ban that idiot from TV!

Who could be a better judge of the acting-skills (or the apparent lack thereof) of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso than a TV-viewer?
Asked what actor was the worst of the worst on TV the answer came without hesitation:

....Asked the question I would not even have to be given a choice - David Caruso pops to mind instantly! He is the ONLY reason I don't watch CSI Miami, though I watch CSI and CSI New York. I watched that show one time and thought the guy was hung over. I tried it one more time and can't do it again.
That show has so much potential without him. Caruso sure does look kinda stupid.I've seen better acting in some school plays. I hear that when they shoot his scenes on CSI Miami he only allows himself to be shot in close ups.
David Caruso is border-line boring. He has one face and uses it for everything.Why anyone would pay David Caruso to do what he does is beyond me!
David Caruso should be banned from ever appearing in front of another TV camera. And that would include family backyard barbeque footage, there is no one in the world, even his own family, that should have to suffer him on film!
In summary - David Caruso is far and away the worst "actor" I've had the displeasure of laying eyes on! ......

We agree!!!

Found on:
http://boards.msn.com/TVboards/thread.aspx?threadid=825094&boardsparam=Page%3D85

David Caruso - Interchangeable

The following is a very fitting comment about the train wreck that is CSI: Miami, AKA Melodramatic Line Readings With Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has become:

...If the cast of CSI Miami ever strike, you could replace them all with Barbie and Ken dolls and it would be weeks before anyone noticed. I’ve decided not to worry about this show, David Caruso or his totemic sunglasses, to semaphore a gnomic apothegm. His writers get worse by the week.....

Found on:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv-entertainment/tv/todays-tv/2008/11/11/we-love-crime-csi-miami-five-9pm-115875-20886155/

David Caruso....with the exception of David Caruso

Just another comment by another disappointed viewer. One out of legions of people who just can't get past Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. But then, WHO really can? :

....I knew better than to watch that show. I figured , why not? See what the whole buzz is about CSI, but being Miami Vice nut, decided in CSI MIAMI.

Big mistake, can't get past Caruso.

Don't care what type of character he portrays, he just plain sux. He's almost there w/Steve Guttenburg.
I'm not sure how Mr. Caruso has time to do the show with his busy movie career and all. Oh wait, I guess that did not work out so well for him. Well, it is easy to see why. He appears to have graduated summa cum laude from the school of over acting. Well, maybe that made his mom proud.

Caruso needs to drop the tough guy act because he has never been able to pull it off. Maybe once in awhile he could actually look at the person he is speaking too instead of looking off into the distance. Maybe Caruso could speak like a normal person, even yell once in awhile rather than that stupid low raspy whisper/growl thing he does. But probably not.
Now, granted I got nothing with the actors and actress that are in this show, with the exception of one of them, David Caruso, please don't get me started on him. ......

Found on:

http://www.tv.com/csi-miami/show/8460/reviews.html&flag=1&pg_rev=22?tag=pagination;23

David Caruso - In honor of David Caruso!

Not the first time you made a bad judgement call......

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We are amused to no end.

According to a highly delusional Icon of Idiocy David Caruso fan (he has still a few of them left) caricatures are solely made to honor the one caricatured:

.....The artists, in whatever medium they choose, create to honor their subjects......(dojo)

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On this note, we are sure the above master-piece by a highly talented Canadian artist is also to HONOR Icon of Idiocy David Caruso, right? It is to honor him and NOT - lo and behold - to make fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's one real talent/goal: to get into as many panties as possible.

In summary - spoofing/making fun of someone is considered/seen as a honor. LOL!

Obvioulsy, even his fans see the apparent lack in talent and charisma in Caruso. So they have to cling to foolish notions like the above comment.

Well, to everybody his own.

We strongly suggest dojos vapid view is a product of her prolonged exposure to the gases emanating from the crap she has been writing..... and of drooling over David Caruso...YUCK.

Picture:

http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-jack-of-all-trades.html

David Caruso - David Caruso's fading aura

Jane Genova - a very talented speechwriter and blogger wrote the following piece that clearly made our day. Obviously, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is not only losing his hair...

.......There's also another problem: Horatio ain't getting any younger. The aura David Caruso once had is fading, along with the amount of his hair.
Had the powers-that-be been shrewd they would never have let Alexx leave the show and they would have made Horatio accept a strong younger character to fill in for his youth. ....

Ain't that the truth!

Found on:

http://speechwriting-ghostwriting.typepad.com/speechwriting_ghostwritin/2008/12/csi-miami-missing-alexx-young-h.html

David Caruso - David Caruso's knee-slappers

The following analogy amused us a lot. Thus, it gets a special place on our blog . Like everything - if comment, article or picture - that spoofs Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

...David Caruso- I don't remember reading about him being hit by lightning, but apparently that must have happened since his days over at NYPD Blue.

Nowadays, his performance as Horatio Whatever sounds more like a refrigerator motor running than it does any human voice.

He's asked to play the hardassed tough guy in nearly every scene, and since he's got the build and demeanor of a mummified Fred Rogers, these scenes are knee-slappers.

He's the one with the star quality on the show, so it's all downhill from there. .....(posted by automaticdaddy)

Found on:

http://www.tv.com/csi-miami/show/8460/reviews.html&flag=1&pg_rev=30?tag=pagination;31

David Caruso - Last exit CSI Miami

While there are still a few hopelessly idealistic souls out there who think CSI Miami is "a great show" the number of those who just can't watch the show anymore - mainly due to the merciless hamming of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - grows daily.

The following is a very good example of how discontent people have become with what they are offered Monday after Monday:

....This show amazes me on several levels. First of all I do not believe that I have seen worse acting on a soap opera. Someone should tell David Caruso that simply adding or removing sunglasses is not an effective display of emotion. I honestly feel that I am watching a sight read of the script since there is very little emotion in the dialogue between characters.

Additionally the "groundbreaking" idea of focusing on the evidence gets played out after several episodes. Do we really need 5 different camera views of an object being dusted for fingerprints? The plots are mediocre at best.

Furthermore, Caruso's acting makes Shatner look like Lawrence Olivier. I don't understand why he delivers every single line in such an over the top manner (i.e. long pauses, looks off into the distance). His emotional state is the same whether he interrogates a murderer or orders a cup of coffee.

All the wit that came with the original CSI, all those clever Grissom lines which you can eventually find in some of the current episodes from Las Vegas are completely lost in the Miami franchise. I mean, if you wanna watch 10 minutes of hot studs and babes interacting with a senile-looking lead actor you can always rely on good ol' Baywatch...

Found on:

http://www.tv.com/csi-miami/show/8460/reviews.html&flag=1&pg_rev=0?tag=pagination;1

David Caruso - Line readings

We like the following blurb a lot. It combines all the attributes we admire - it is short, to the point, it is the truth...and it makes fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
Perfect!:

... David Caruso is ....a creamsicle.
Pardon me, I think my sarcasm meter is going off! This guy has to be one of the worst actors on earth.
I understand he still makes poor decisions and has the final say in his lines which is why he sounds like an idiot on the show....

Found on:
http://www.spartantailgate.com/forums/msu-red-cedar-message-board/319566-david-caruso.html

David Caruso - No kidding!

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's favored self-serving excuse whenever asked about his (past?) bad on-set behavior always has been "that he was misunderstood".
Yidda-yidda-yidda.
It was little believable back then, it is little believable now. (Rumors that he still is a major pain in the ass just won't die...)
We found this little piece of prime snark a few days ago. It dates a few years back but it is still too good to miss, we think:

...Speaking of David Caruso, Freckle Boy "got real" with People, claiming that his NYPD Blue tantrums were misunderstood. "Sometimes I appeared angry, but I was just trying to summon the energy to do the take," he said.
Ahhhhh.
So, in Kiss of Death, when he appeared stiff and untalented, he was only trying to make Nicolas Cage look good. And while shooting Jade, he sometimes appeared megalomaniacal, but was only trying to get really lean corned beef for lunch. Now we get it.....

LOL. Priceless!

Found on:
http://www.mcnblogs.com/thehotbutton/1997/09/excuses_excuses_excuses.html

David Caruso - Two of a kind

While P. Sean Combs Diddy seems to feel confident about his acting skills, some people might beg to differ. One thing the rapper has in common with Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....If this idiot Puffy Daddy is going to be on CSI Miami then I won't watch it. Can not stand him. Acts like a complete idiot.
Which doesn't differ much from what David Caruso does. The "Ham King" of Miami cannot be topped by guest stars.
On the subject of David Caruso..... is it my imagination, or is his speech getting harder to understand ? He mumbles so much......

Found on:
http://www.nntpnews.net/f1427/wtf-puffy-daddy-csi-miami-4424818/index3.html

David Caruso - Hey, Caruso! The Cheese factory called...

There are a lots of funny people on the net who run many funny blogs and who - most importantly - don't seem to like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso very much:

.....David Caruso missed his calling in soap operas.. ..
CSI Miami sucks because of him. That low tone he talks in. Lookin' like hes being wheeled about, with those odd poses. His complete lack of energy, his non acting one dimensional presence.

EWWWWWW!

I hate him and cannot even watch the show. Have hated his egotistical ass ever since NYPD Blue. Yuck! And just count how many times an episode he puts on and takes off his sunglasses.
Have you watched CSI: Miami lately?
He's always in 50s style soft light!!! He also doesn't walk anywhere, he just shows up. I think he's getting way too old. I hate Caruso's stupid one-liners and hamster turns.

I think he's a weirdo with a horrible, monotone, stab-out-my-eardrums voice and even worse acting skills. Hey, Caruso - the Cheese factory called....

LOL!!!

Found on http://www.dlisted.com/node/29783

David Caruso - Obnoxious git

Our British friends/visitors are always good for a laugh or two. Especially when they openly express their utter dislike for Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....David Caruso - I so hate that weasel . He can't act. He does the same way of talking etc in every show he's in and acts like he's God's gift to women . Plus his face looks like a scrotum with ginger eyelashes. Hated him on NYPD Blue too. He's the biggest pillock on tele, the tangoed pucktard.

I'd love to shove those sunglasses where the sun doesn't shine. What annoys me the most about the Horatio dink is that dumb pose he is always doing after every scene. He's ...the most obnoxious git on tele...

So Sweet!

Found and compiled on:

http://britishexpats.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423079

David Caruso - Obi Wan Caruso

CSI Miami season 7 has been a disgrace so far. Just when we think this show has gone over the top, it sets another new high for cheesy jump-the-sharky-ness - as seen in episode "Tipping Point".
Now TPTB have added a high profile guest-star to stop the ratings from dropping any further.
Even though this is deemed a good PR move - after all P. Diddy's stint gets more press coverage than anything else on this show including Icon of Idiocy David Caruso- we are not too enthusiastic about this addition.

Can P. Diddy be any worse than David Caruso?
Who will outact the other in ridiculously bad acting?
Diddy vs Caruso - that is acting-brutality seldomly seen TV.

Equally "brutal" is P. Diddy's non-sensical blurb about his time on the set. He calls Icon of Idiocy David Caruso the Obi Wan Kenobi of CSI. Which is , we are sure, a clear affront to the Jedi master. Nobody in his right mind - if real or ficitional character - would want to be compared to someone like David Caruso. YUCK!

Link Interview:

http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/12/19/diddy-explains-csi-guest-appearance-with-mind-imploding-vintage-diddy-analogy/
Second opinion:
http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2008/12/19/swing-and-a-miss-diddy-strikes-out-with-bizarro-baseball-simile/

David Caruso - In a nutshell

We wanted to start your weekend on an upnote and with a healthy chuckle. After all, a lot of humor and an apple a day keps the doctor away, or so they say.
And what does us humor us more than a very fitting characterization of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso?:

.....David Caruso -
- Scrotum face,
- Unlikeable,
- Dull,
- Nauseating to look at
- And a charisma vacuum.
HOW IS THIS PLANK STILL GETTING WORK??? (michnanoo)....

Good question!

Found on: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000325/board/thread/125618584

David Caruso - Gator Bait

The following comment is not ours and may sound a bit extreme to some readers. However, it is a prime example of how Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's shoddy second-rate block of wood acting can enrage one or the other TV-viewer. Thus we think it is eligible for our blog:

....Fuck you. CSI Miami sucks ass.

David Caruso is the worst actor in the history of television and not only should his show be cancelled, but he should be driven out to the swamps and shot through the sunglasses into the eye socket and dumped for crocodile bait.
David Caruso is TERRIBLE. He is the reason why I stopped watching the show. I was so close at tearing my hair out or eyes. ...(by Leather Tuscadero)

We understand....LOL

Found on: http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/335003

David Caruso - It's Caruso that makes it so bad.

Whenever people talk about someone with neither looks nor talent they talk about him. Whenever people talk about acting so bad that it wants you to throw up one can be sure they talk about him.

Whenever people talk about someone with an attitude to boot and with an ego as big as China they talk about him: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....You haven't seen a bad actor until you hire David Caruso.
The stand, take off the glasses, say the line, put the glasses on and stand there again or fiddle with them. they are a prop and he can't be without them. The looking down all the time too makes me nuts. Any third-rate acting student could do his job. They pay this guy way too much money for nothing.
If they killed him off I could be very happy with the show.
When they talked about getting an actor for CSI Miami they had another pick, can't remember who but they should replace David with that guy .
CSI has become very stale in both N.Y. and Miami but Vegas remains strong. Dump Caruso and maybe people will watch Miami, it is Caruso that makes it so bad.....

Ah, TV-viewers can dream....

Found on:

http://mschleisner01.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!9F032B1F6C39C43A!157.entry

David Caruso - David....who???

We always assumed that everybody would know WHO and WHAT Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is. After all, people like him - male diva, overinflated ego and such - are hard to ignore/to forget.
Obviously, we were mistaken, like the following little blurb clearly shows:

...I was talking to Bill tonight .. He was sitting in the Wynn's lobby (Las Vegas) waiting for his co-worker and it was loud in the background. All of a sudden, it got real quiet."David Caruso just walked by with his four handlers," Bill said.
Yeah, I had to google David Caruso.....

Oops.....LOL

Found on:
http://gypsydoodlebug.blogspot.com/2008/01/i-was-talking-to-bill-tonight.html

David Caruso - Between compunctious and constipated

The following appeared on our Feed. We are more than happy to add it to our daily growing collection of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso prime-spoofs...

...If there is a show I do not like, it is CSI Miami ... I do not like it for several reasons: because they are recycling the characters of CSI Las Vegas ... and, above all ... David Caruso.

The constant posturing (always in profile), that look, halfway between compunctious and constipated, then putting on the glasses ...

David Caruso - Take those stupid shades off your face! You look like a leprechaun in a Blues Brothers movie....

Heartwarming....we like it!

Found on: http://cocaina.redliberal.com/cat_gilipollas_lo_sera_tu_padre.html

David Caruso - Not quirky, but annoying

There are people we just can't get enough of.
There are people we just can't stand.
And then there are a lot of people on television who you certainly wouldn’t want to be stuck in an elevator with for any length of time. One of those people - for us and the following fellow blogger - is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

...I want to like David Caruso. I really do. I like him on NYPD and when "CSI: Miami" became a hit, I was happy to see him enjoy his comeback.

But as the seasons have progressed, his acting has become more and more stylized and predictable. To the point where every scene involves Caruso either cocking his head, putting his hand on his hip, removing his sunglasses and glaring or throwing out some watered-down Clint Eastwood-style quip.

Caruso isn't quirky any longer, he's annoying. And it's never a good thing when you're watching a TV show and you find yourself overwhelmed with the need to grab an actor by the shoulders and scream "Stop that!"...

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Found on:

http://www.examiner.com/x-668-TV-Examiner~topic19379-David-Caruso

David Caruso - David Caruso's underwear

One of those blurbs/comics we just couldn't walk by. Just further proof that there are absolutely no limits when it comes to spoofing Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. We like that. We like that a lot.

PS.......NO IDEA what kind of underwear Caruso is wearing or if any.
Nevertheless, if you are not put off by the image of David Caruso in underwear - just ask one of his many exes .
Who knows?
One or the other of the ladies might be inclined to kiss and tell...

David Caruso - Actor sin Carisma

Obviously even our Hispanic bethren and sisters have come to the conlusion that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is the worst TV has to offer:

Google translation:

David Caruso - Ugly, redhead "actor" that converts coal into every project that touches (Jade, the kiss of death). With CSI Miami seems that getting something from this success, but the fact that the series was already a success without the (csi vegas) and is an important statistic....

How can we possibly disagree?? LOL. We especially like the part "...converts coal into every project .." because it is the truth.

For the original comment, please go to: http://www.mundodvd.com/showthread.php?t=36423

David Caruso - Oh, please.....

We are always very amused when we watch PR-video-clips of CSI Miami-episodes on ET-online. Usually, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is front and center - blabbering self-importantly about this and that.
We and a lot of viewers were less than impressed with the last presentation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxl8dbaHWvk ) :

...... What I found strange is why they used a stuntman for the house explosion. All the stuntman did was carry a woman across the yard in front of a green screen.
Did David Caruso not want to hurt his back carrying an actress?
The house was blown up later, when everybody was at a safe distance. The two will be added together with post-production CGI. They clearly made that out to be more dangerous than it really was. (posted by FourKingTwenty) ...

Well observed...obviously (old man) David Caruso couldn't be bothered with doing the stunt himself. LAME!!!

Found on:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/125330130?d=125332508&p=1#125332508

David Caruso - Surgeon General's Warning

The most valuable/reliable critiques are TV- viewers . Or as we like it call it "the voice of the people". Without viewers no show and without CSI Miami no job for Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. Thus, the voice of the people shall be heard - loud and clear:

...I love CSI: Crime Scene Investigation and CSI: NY because, well… they’re good and I like the actors. CSI: Miami has gotten sooooooo bad and David Caruso has gotten soooooo annoying that he’s bled off onto the rest of his castmates.
Caruso’s Caine just got more and more cartoonish, so I can’t bring myself to waste another 43 minutes of my life watching his dead delivery of lines, acting like everything is of such dire, dramatic importance.
Oh, and if he doesn’t like his sunglasses, why use them? If you took a shot every time he took the things off and put them back on? You’d be dead of alcohol poisoning within the hour.....

In short - David Caruso's ridiculously bad acting can damage your health....LOL

Found on: http://www.bjciii.com/journal/?p=862

David Caruso - Over the hill

While a delusional soul blabbers about CSI Miami allegedly having found "its niche " we are more inclined to agree with those who think Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and CSI Miami are over the hill:

...I’m now watching CSI: Miami at twenty past eleven. I haven’t eaten anything in two days and the bar has become quite low regarding what I watch. So it has reached the point where David Caruso , sunglasses, and some nonsense plot involving both programmers and skateboarders, seem reasonable.

At the same time.

Looks like we’ve got — sunglasses off — a hokey plot — sunglasses on, look to middle distance....

...The CSI franchise.

Is it really the cases that are so interesting?

Or is it the group dynamics that keep people tuning in week after week, season after season?

I am inclined to think it is the group dynamic, except that in my opinion, David Caruso is lacking in expression and emotion, so I don’t see how that could possibly add to the group dynamic of CSI:Miami…

Well, there is NONE...(not in a show with David Caruso in it!!)

Found on:

http://www.dougalstanton.net/blog/index.php/2008/12/14/daytime-tv-isnt-much-better-in-the-evenings/

David Caruso - Undeserving

We like bloggers who have a lot of humor.
We like bloggers who like to snark.
And if we find bloggers who have a lot of humor AND like to snark about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso we are having a very good time:

....I just saw a story online about David Caruso’s stalker.
Wait, David Caruso has a stalker? Now, stalkers in general aren’t playing with a full deck. But how far have things spiraled out of control when you can’t even pick a respectable victim to stalk?
David Caruso deserves a stalker like George W deserves another four years. ...

LOL!

Found on: http://hirp-com.blogspot.com/2008/10/2hirp.html

David Caruso - Yes, but....

Many people have come to the conclusion that TV-land would be a much better/happier place on earth if one wouldn't have to put up with the subpar actings-skills by Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

....I haven't really enjoyed Miami since the day it went on the air. Can't stand it because of David Caruso, his ego is so big they have to use wide angle lens for all his shots. He did nothing for N.Y.P.D. then he ask for a raise (from $20,000 per episode to $100,000 an episode) and the producers let him go, then they bought in Jimmy Smits (the producers first choice) to take his place which improved the shows ratings by leaps and bounds.

Caruso tried the big screen, but failed at that to, if CSI Miami would have been the original CSI it would have failed in the first two years.

Too bad it wasn't David Caruso that left after he was shot last year.That would have been a grandeous exit for him and all those stupid story lines that revolved around him and his kid.That's where I think the series skewed away from some good writing.It's definitely gone down hill in the past 2 seasons....

Very true....but folks think about it. WHAT would David Caruso do without the show? Where would he find work again (on TV) ? More importantly, WHO would hire him?

After all, the man has got a lot of bills to pay. Two kids, an EX, and a bed-bunny sans a career of her own but tweny years his junior want to be housed and fed.

Fact is, Caruso NEEDS CSI Miami more than CSI Miami needs HIM.

Found on: http://www.dbstalk.com/showthread.php?t=147532

David Caruso - David Caruso vs. Jay Leno - Not such a bad idea at all.

A lot has been written and said about Jay Leno's new show being moved to the 10.pm spot Monday night. We would like to add a few interesting thoughts by a blogger who thinks that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso vs. Jay Leno might not be such a bad idea after all:

Quote Les Mooves: CBS CEO Les Moonves (a.k.a. Moonvest) heard the Jay Leno news and, quite frankly, wasn't the least bit fazed by it. "I would bet anyone who would like to bet that CSI: Miami will beat Jay by a lot," Moonves said.
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Quote blogger: I think Les is kinda missing the point. I don't think it really matters if Jay doesn't actually win his time slot, because in the end, it will still have a higher profit margin for NBC, regardless of ratings. Even a poorly rated show that doesn't bring in a lot of ad revenue can still be profitable, if it's cheap to produce. (Jay's show costs about 2 mil per week, typical drama is about 5 mil PER EPISODE to produce) So CSI can whomp him in the ratings, but if it's still expensive and advertising aren't coughing up the big pricetags for the show, he's not going to make all that much money.
And NBC is going to be laughing.
I bet they could give an eff about which $5-$7 million dollar show on CBS Monday night beats their $300,000 per night show. That's why this 10pm thing is such a smart move. Profitablity, not popularity. (By rebeccarose2004 )......
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Interesting thought. Those arguments clearly cannot be dismissed out of hand. We shall see...just because "The David Caruso Show" (CSI Miami has ceased to be an esemble show long ago) has higher ratings doesn't mean it is the better show - qualitywise, actingwise, scriptwise...

Found on:
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2008/12/les_moonves_has_got_david_caru.html

David Caruso - David Caruso? No, thank you!

We know it is a bit early for New Years resolutions.
However, one fellow blogger very strongly expressed his opinion that there was one major thing he could do without in 2009: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
And who can blame him?

.....Anything with David Caruso in it. I have banned CSI Miami from my watchlist and when I broke that edict yesterday I was instantly reminded of just how terrible an actor he is.
From the stupid way he delivers his lines to the pregnant pause that preceeds the removal of his sunglasses he is just a bullet away from making that show an actual emmy contender. He just drags down a night of TV that doesn't need another reason to suck. Where is Ray Romano when I need him....

Definitely thumbs-up for this resolution!

Found on:
http://calvinscanadiancaveofcool.blogspot.com/2008/12/things-i-can-do-without-in-09.html

David Caruso - The curious case of David Caruso

Our preferred bloggers are those who are not mince matters. Especially when it comes to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso/CSI Miami. The more outspoken the better!

Like the following:

...Whats with this jerk Caruso?
Three words: Dramatic. Sunglasses. Removal.

CSI was never Shakespeare, but this is by far the worst of the bunch, largely thanks to David Caruso's inability to act. When an entire show can be summed up by a popular one joke, webcomic you know it's got problems.
Standing sideways and tipping his head. He was asked why he does that and his reply was, "It's called METHOD ACTING". I call it "ACTING STUPID". Everytime I see him do that during the show I want to slap him and tell him to straighten up, you look like an idiot.
Everyone clashes with Caruso. That't the whole point

The curious case of David Caruso, who famously blew off NYPD Blue because he thought a brilliant movie career beckoned. Which it didn't. (Anyone remember Jade? I didn't think so.)

Six years ago, humiliated and humbled, he took his 3 1/2 facial expressions and moved down to CSI: Miami. ...

Found on:

http://www.theboombox.com/2008/11/17/diddy-lands-guest-spot-on-csi-miami/1#comments

David Caruso - Belling Stag

The above "wallpaper" is courtesy of a fan.

On first sight we were aghast. How someone could put Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and innocent deer and Bambi into ONE picture is beyond us.

Someone call animal resuce, STAT!

After giving it a second look we decided to make a few changes to our liking. Something that would make this picture less traumatizing for the animals involved.

We tink, now the picture looks right - deer, bambi and Belling Stag David Caruso...LOL

David Caruso - Think about THAT....

There are comments which just make your day. Comments which are so hilariously funny that one just can't ignore them. And most importantly - those comments all make fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso. One way or the other:

....And once you thin the idiot population, there are likely to be much fewer new reality shows on television.
Fewer reality shows on TV means more empty time slots for reruns of “CSI: Miami.” More “CSI: Miami” means more David Caruso.
And prolonged exposure to David Caruso has been proven to cause infertility in women. What good is book learning when babies become extinct? Think about that....
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LOL!
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Found on: http://rvanews.com/2008/11/how-barack-obama-will-ruin-america/

David Caruso - The perfect asshole

David Caruso is the perfect tool.

Whenever someone is about to make a bad decision - like lately T. R Knight of Greys Anatomy - people will come up with his name.

Whenever someone acts up and shows attitude that is entirely uncalled for people will come up with his name.

Whenever someone acts like a complete jerk people immediately will refer to him.

David Caruso is the synonym for everything people shouldn't do if they want to succed. He is the poster-boy for "I have told you so." David Caruso made and makes (He still does, if reports from the set are to believed.) himself a name solely through bad behavior and laughable antics. (Diet-coke!)

In an ironic twist - and for some it is poetic justice - David Caruso most likely won't be remembered for his his talents (or more the apparent lack thereof) but through his ill-fated decisions/actions. In years to come people will remember him as the perfect asshole...

Links:

http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-is-tr-knight-pulling.html

http://www.usmagazine.com/news/rep-tr-knight-not-leaving-greys-anatomy

http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/389237/scoop-greys-tr-knight-wants-to-make-films

David Caruso - David Caruso's anti-charisma

Megalyn Echikunwoke has joined the set only two months ago. Of course, in her very first PR- interviews as cast member she hurried to reassure anyone - what a "oh so nice guy" Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is - yeah right (like anyone believes THAT...)...
We are sure , Emily Procter and a lot of other people who had the questionable pleasure of working with Diva Caruso willl beg to differ.

Says fellow blogger BLARG:
.....Starting a new job is never easy, but it must be particularly awkward to be the new guy on "CSI: Miami." The new M.E. is no more or less bland than any other character on the show. She's seems oddly unfazed when blasted in the face with a gust of category 5 Caruso anti-charisma.
One suspects a co-worker briefed her ahead of time. "Don't be freaked out by his eerie, affect-less monotone. It's nothing personal, he's like that with everyone. Just explain the science to him and stay out of his way. He usually likes to cap things off with, well, not exactly a 'one-liner,' per se, 'cause it's not really a 'joke' in any sense of the word, but... well, you'll see. You're in the clear once he puts his sunglasses back on."....

Found on: http://beta.sling.com/blog/413/Crash-Lesson-in-Caruso

David Caruso - A class of his own

We never knew we would say that.

We never knew that we would find it.

We never knew that there actually is someone out there who is just as bad at acting as Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.

Today we are prepared to say that we have been wrong.

Actually, there is someone out there who is just as BAD (or even worse - if that is possible) at acting as Icon of Idiocy David Caruso : PARIS HILTON.

According to a fellow blogger:

".... I was flipping through the on-screen channel guide and saw that some channel was playing The Hottie and the Nottie last night so I flipped it on out of sheer morbid curiosity. It's a Paris Hilton attempt at an acting career. Need I say more? I got through three minutes and 32 seconds before flipping the channel. Simply put, David Caruso can out-act Paris Hilton and that's saying something..."

(http://www.kapgar.com/my_weblog/2008/12/snippet-wednesday-makes-its-triumphant-returnrazrcommentsacts-of-war.html)

Please quit it Paris. One David Caruso and his butt-cheek-acting are enough for this world to suffer through...

David Caruso - Is T.R. Knight pulling a Caruso?

T.R. Knight - Dr. George O'Malley of " Grey's Anatomy"- obviously wants out of his contract.... to make movies. We are always in awe when we read news like that.

Does Knight really want to end like Icon of Idiocy David Caruso? A movie-star reject and the butt-boy of everyone in the business?

Says one blogger:

...David Caruso pulled the same thing years ago when his EGO outweighed his intelligence. He tried movies and failed miserably. He did get lucky (it sure as hell isn’t talent) again, but how often does that really happen?..."

T.R. Knight have you talked to David Caruso?

Found on: http://www.crankyjennie.com/?p=53

David Caruso - Old dude who bangs young broads..

.....that´s what Icon of Idiocy David Caruso does/is off camera. What he does in front of camera is subject of countless complaints.
Like the following:

CSI Miami is a joke.
How can David Caruso act and say his lines without laughing? His character and dialog are the worst on TV for a drama . We have no idea who keeps him giving money. But whoever you are. PLEASE STOP, I can't take anymore. My eyes will bleed out until I die.
CSI Miami is similar to South American Telenovelas (soap dramas) in several ways. There are blood feuds, love entanglements, and complicated family affairs. ..
Something we noticed about David Caruso - He's always bending his head - in every situation. I know it's not some illness or something because I have seen him "acting" the same in his movies. His bending head thingy just irritates me...
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Found on: http://my.opera.com/fbaggins/blog/food-udang-lemak-cili-api

David Caruso - Public Service Announcement

Noteworthy comment/promise re: Icon of Idiocy David Caruso of the day:

.....Occasionally, I will try to watch an episode of CSI Miami in order to lambaste it on this blog. I do this not because I like the show, but because I think it's a public service to show just how far they stretch plausibility or even possibility.

It has David Caruso. Who poses, and poses, and poses, and walks straight into the camera. It deserves to be lampooned....

We are looking forward to it...LOL!

Found on: http://binjoditch.blogspot.com/2008/12/i-hate-csi-miami.html

David Caruso - Lisa is in the know.

Lisa De Moraes has served as the TV editor for the entertainment industry trade publication the "Hollywood Reporter" for almost a decade.
Now Lisa de Moraes was online once again....to entertain us with her witty replies and comments.
Even if Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's "Lexicon Digital" seems to be going nowhere...snarking about it is still very entertaining:

Washington: I work in IT and one of my colleagues receives a publication called "Streaming Media Magazine." There, in full-color glossiness on the cover of the most recent issue, was none other than ... David Caruso?! He was wearing shades and his trademarked pseudo-grim look. The article is "A Whole New Lexicon: David Caruso and his new company aim to change the vocabulary of streaming." Who knew?

Lisa de Moraes: David Caruso has a company?! Is he, um, in charge? Do they have to speak in single-syllable words during board meetings? So many questions...

LOL!

Found on:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2008/06/14/DI2008061401792.html

David Caruso - Old guy with the shades

The whole world makes fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
Every new day we stumble upon countless (new) examples about how people have come to see David Caruso or - more realistically - how they are fed up with his completely insane acting choices:

.....David . Fucking .Caruso.
David Caruso (completely deadpan, sunglasses firmly in place so that we can’t see his dead, cold eyes): I am sorry for your loss. We will get the bastards who did this to you and your ten million siblings. (sighs loudly) Are we done with this episode yet? Where’s my check? I was going to be a major movie star once upon a time. God, I’m so empty inside…

Ain't that the truth? LOL

Found on: http://talulahmankiller.wordpress.com/2008/12/08/waiting-for-caruso/

David Caruso - An actor to avoid

The following is a hilariously funny report by a fellow blogger who tried to avoid to have to watch an episode of CSI MIAMI, starring Icon of Idiocy David Caruso, at any costs.
However, the elements/Gods seemed to be against him. LOL!:

......David Caruso - AAARRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
I've got quite a lot of actors that force me to rethink watching a film, and generally I'll wait for someone I trust to tell me it's a good film, before I put my eyeballs in harms way.

In fact, the other week I accidentally watched a new episode of CSI:Miami. It was fine for about 5 secs, then the slow motion kicked in and my ears started to bleed. Shortly after that David Caruso/Horatio Caine assumed his normal 'cool' position and delivered a cheesy line while looking of into the distance, with his shades on.
Once I'd recovered enough during the titles and the screaming stopped I grabbed the remote control and tried to change channels, only to find it didn't work.
In desperation I lunged at the TV, the final notes of the titles ringing in my still bleeding ears.
I just managed to hit the standby button as Caruso's hideous face once again appeared before me.
To be safe I left the TV off for 2 hours, you know, in case it was a double episode....

Found on: http://imgoing2hell.blogspot.com/2007/02/actors-i-avoid.html

David Caruso - Cabeza de zanahoria

CSI: Miami has degenerated into a cartoon. Unwatchable turd starring David Caruso. We watch until the Sunglasses of Justice gives his first line and Roger Daltrey howls (as do we) and then we turn it off.
I can't watch David Caruso long enough to get to the laughs. Besides, it's dangerous to laugh and vomit at the same time - you could asperate your lunch and die...
The man is potato famine-thin and as pale as a whitewashed ghost. The only flash of colour is the red shock of hair. Naked, he must look like a Swan Vesta.
David Caruso has only 3 different poses as he speaks. Notice, I didn't say acting

Found on: http://forums.applenova.com/archive/index.php/t-20040.html

David Caruso - Caruso's wishlist!

We know it is a bit a stretch of the imagination , but lets suppose illiterate Icon of Idiocy David Caruso decides to write a letter to Santa.
Even a brainless twit like him has one or the other wish he would like to see come true.
So, how would this letter look like?

What would Caruso write?

What would be on Caruso's wishlist?

We think, the following is a great example:

* Santa,I'd like some skin pigment,so I look less like an anemic corpse.

* Please Santa,can I have an ass?

* Please remove the warty thing off my cheek before it grows into another head.

* Hair.I want lots of hair.Not orange hair,but real human hair in all the bald spots,so I can stop with the dorky comb over.

* Santa cure me of this strange paralysis so I can move again.I'd like to be able to walk and talk at the same time,and maybe hold a prop.

* Santa give me a secret formula for getting rid of girlfriends without them suing my ass for every penny I've got.

* And lastly Santa,every time I snap my fingers,I want my dick to get instantly hard as a rock,so I can nail all the sexy background extras. (* ops NC-17!!!)

Found on:

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=8669420350711701160&postID=8988491404535494366&isPopup=true

( written by Jeannie)

David Caruso - Selective Snideness!

What would a great conversation about TV , shows and acting in general WITHOUT the selctive snideness of all those who hate Icon of Idiocy David Caruso?
Answer - half as entertaining!
Enjoy!

.......shows like CSI and Nip/Tuck are marketed as hip and cool, not splatter fests. Especially if you put David Caruso in it, the world’s greatest actor… if by ‘actor’ you mean ‘dickhead.’
I’m just pleased people don't strut around like David Caruso, whipping their sunglasses off before uber-sulkily stating something completely obvious.
They're filming CSI: Miami by my parent's house in Long Beach again. Something about an airplane crash... Last time, my mother nearly ran over David Caruso (Horatio Caine) while making an illegal U-turn.
...That still would have hurt his career less than quitting NYPD Blue!....

Found on: http://alienlovespredator.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=150

David Caruso - David Caruso is dreck

We read this first thing this morning and it made us smile:

...Ausiello HATES CSI Miami and he HATES David Caruso.

WHO DOESN'T?????

David Caruso’s from the Mickey Rourke on quaaludes school of acting. Not even the nude women could save the dreck that is CSI Miami...

Ain't that the truth, LOL!

Found on:

http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/blind-item-they.html?xid=rss-ausiellofiles-Blind%20Item:%20They%20axed,%20but%20I%20won't%20tell

David Caruso - David Caruso? Seriously.....

We prefer comments/posts that are short and to point. Why waiste precious time ( ours and the one of our many readers/fans ) when the essential can be said in a few selected words?
Like the following:

...I detest David Caruso.
He makes me want to hurl when he tries to play tough guy . He's arguably, the most boring man in show business. I don't think CSI Miami would be so bad, if not for David Caruso. They seriously need to lose him and his stupid Hummer IMO.
David Caruso/Csi Miami is the joanie loves chachi to happy days damnit! He's the prepubescent oliver on brady bunch and the second christopher on the partridge family-sheesh - don't get me started ....
I'd even do the old amputee coroner guy on CSI before watching David Caruso....I'd do the corpse before Caruso. Wait, that's pretty much the same thing...
If you call reading from the script in a smarmy, boring monotone "acting", then Caruso is an "actor"... a modern day captain kirk...lousy fuck...

Found on:
http://www.tdtcoalition.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.phpt=6929&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0&sid=415b3d4638df53341aae2f070babf3f7

David Caruso - ....because he's scum !

Like we already posted yesterday, Ausiellos latest master-piece revolves around an actor/actress of a TV-show who is supposed to get axed :
"If, or when, the axe does fall, the regular's on-screen alter ego isn't likely to be killed off. Although death has cast a shadow over many a plot, this personality's demise would probably be deemed too morbid, even for this show...."

Like we already pointed out yesterday, the fact that people immediately come up with the name David Caruso whenever attributes like
- Morbid show
- Squinty
- Difficult to deal with (ITS DAVID CARUSO, PEOPLE!)
...are mentioned does speak volumns about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso and his status amongst TV-viewers.
Let's face it David Caruso is at the very end of the food-chain when it comes to popularity. With a reputation to boot one could even say David Caruso is the scum underneath the feet of every TV-viewer.

We like that.

Yesterdays article;
http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/12/david-caruso-p-i-t.html
Ausiello´s blind item:
http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/blind-item-they.html?xid=rss-ausiellofiles-Blind%20Item:%20They%20axed,%20but%20I%20won't%20tell

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso Comic

Unfortunately, we are not able to name the source/artist . But this comic-strip of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is spot on.

From the ugly orange hair-color, the bulbous snout to the weird head angle.... a perfect spoof of the unattractive talentless actor .

Which proves once again that making fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso never goes out of style....LOL!

David Caruso - P. I. T. A.

(...we ALL can guess what that above abbreviation means, don't we? Courtesy of one of our readers!)

Someone once posted that it is very interesting how one persons´ bad reputation follows this person all his life almost like an invisible shadow.

Especially if this bad reputation is "well earned" - like in Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's case.

Whenever columnists taunt us readers with "blind items" or hints/blurbs most of the time people automatically think David Caruso must be the culprit. (And in most cases he really is...)
We think that it speakes volumnes about his reputation - and not in a good way:

"I'm thinking David Caruso on CSI Miami...death and morbid and co-worker problems?"

...David squint Caruso on CSI - Miami.

"The only other likely possibility I see is Dave Caruso from CSI: Miami (who reportedly doesn't get along with ANYBODY)."

"David Caruso. I know, probably a vain hope, but it would warm the cockles of my heart so much if they'd get rid of that windbag and let others on the show shine."

"David Caruso, he is squinty, and kind of a dick, and is on a crap show. He is so annoying that he detracts from the story."

You see, what we mean?

Found on: http://ausiellofiles.ew.com/2008/12/blind-item-they.html?xid=rss-ausiellofiles-Blind%20Item:%20They%20axed,%20but%20I%20won't%20tell

David Caruso - Squinting, Morbid, Unpopular

No matter whom you ask , the common opinion about Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is always the same:

...I can't believe David Caruso, hang head front look sideways do glasses dinky doo is the star. What is the world coming too?

I've heard the reason for the one-liners is that he can't remember his dialog. So it's one line at a time (probably with cue cards)

David Caruso on CSI Miami.
Squinting -

Morbid -

Unpopular with costars- working with him is supposedly the reason Khandi Alexander left the show and why he's been in less scenes with Emily Proctor...

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Found on: http://www.spike.com/video/david-carusos-csi/2812952

David Caruso - TV-hell

Legions of TV-viewers have realized that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is utterly ridiculous the moment the red nusiance appeard on the TV screen.
However, it is more than soothing to see this unalterable fact in writing too:

...I'd always steered well clear of CSI and its glitzy ilk, but Jerry Bruckheimer’s bunch of scientist cops with their bespoke tailoring and aviator shades can be quite persuasive, especially when they’re standing with their hands on their hips gazing quizzically at exit wounds on mutilated corpses....
Oh my, David Caruso’s performances in the Miami arm of the franchise. Here is a man who punctuates every scene with the kind of pithy dialogue usually reserved for Noel Coward skits, delivered dead-pan in a gravelly stage whisper oft attempted by English impressionists trying to ape grizzled American cops. ¨
He is such a caricature, that he ceases to be hackneyed, and is actually utterly ridiculous....

Found on: http://www.amateurscribe.webeden.co.uk/page/4515108315
David Caruso

David Caruso - David Caruso's bag of tricks!

Until now the unsuspecting TV-viewer has been led to believe that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is only able to master ONE facial expression: looking enigmatic ...
But now - thanks to a random blogger - we have been told that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has another cool trick up his sleeve when it comes to express emotions:

.....I can’t stand the idea of David Caruso. ick. CSI Mami..I can't watch that show because of Douchebag Caruso. I just can't stand such blatant overacting. Even if he's so emotive when he runs the tip of his tongue across his lips. (David Caruso acting trick #2, to be used only after emotive removal of sunglasses.)...

Found on:
http://acapella.harmony-central.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1881988
David Caruso

David Caruso - Horse tranquilisers

We just love those funny quotes, Q & A's, blurbs....in short, everything that makes fun of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso:

Q: You really think David Caruso spend tens of thousands on his acting training ?

A: Caruso? I reckon they just hit him with a bucket of horse tranquilisers before he steps in front of the camera.

LOL....

Found on: http://www.pprune.org/archive/index.php/t-174120.htm

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David Caruso - Beyond the pale

From time to time they pop up out of nowhere, fiercly demanding some attention. Fangirls of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
And when they start to rant - boy they come up with the most silliest and laughable things. Things that make no sense at all - but hey, they like David Caruso.We think THAT explains a lot.

Care for an example of pure nonsense and sheer lunacy? Please:
"David Caruso ....The man who spends his days hard at work in his chosen field, his off time attending to the mundane rituals that enslave us all, giving face time to family, friends and business associates as required or time permits, while taking what moments of leisure can be squeezed in for pure R and R?(http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso++All+The+Way/articles/590/David+Caruso+Innsbruck+Icon+Idiocy)

David Caruso and hard work? Huh?
When and where are we going to see that alleged "hard work" ? Oh, pardon! Don't tell us the poor mislead soul meant the posing and subpar acting on CSI Miami that annoys the majority of TV viewers?
We don't know how anyone in his right mind seriously can consider David Caruso' s beyond the pale performance hard work.
Delusional much?
We think the only thing that David Caruso really "works hard" are the bones of his latest sperm receptacle, tart Amina Islam.....
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Icon of Idiocy David Caruso in Down Under

We love Australians. Not only do they have a very funny accent but they have an unbeatable sense of humor.
Just look at the picture.
We just keep wondering what an unknown grafitti artist has written next to the portray of Icon of Idiocy David Caruso...
Could this word be...
* douchebag
* asshat
* loser.....
...or something eqully flattering.
We doubt anyone would find any other terms of endearment for the red nusiance...

Found on:
http://brisbaneposts.blogspot.com/2008/12/brisbane-street-art-david-caruso.html
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David Caruso - Now, if David Caruso was acting in a comedy....

It is no big secret that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is the worst TV has to offer since it started to exist. A fellow blogger has an interesting theory about why Caruso acting is as bad as it is..
Just read and learn:

...David Caruso may be the worst actor on T.V. Its as if he thinks his job consists of putting his sunglasses on and off and saying a one-liner. I like how he always pauses before he hits you hard with punchline..
"Our accident.....is not an accident at all."
Its as if he applies that formula to every line in the script. Then he walks away as fast as possible. A man on a mission.
If David Caruso was acting in a comedy, it would be a different story. Its as if he saw an over-the-top cop comedy, and thought that was how all cops really act. Its so bad that you would think he is playing a person who is supposed to be a horrible actor playing a cop in a comedy. Maybe he saw this clip from Seinfeld and based Horatio Caine's character off of it? You never know I guess ..."

Found on:
http://calvinsmooth.blogspot.com/2008/12/follow-recipes-christmas-gift-for-you.html
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David Caruso - Whoever told Caruso...

This was posted only 11 minutes ago - but it is so good that we just had to snagg it and put it up here:

........she’s on the only decent version of CSI that doesn’t make me feel like I’ve been pummeled in the face with dumb.

No, really, have you ever watched CSI: Miami? Whoever told David Caruso he can act needs to be shot with a cannon.

“Look at me! I’m taking off my sunglasses. One Emmy, please.”
Oh yeah, I went there.....

Where do we sign?

Found on:

http://www.hollywoodsqueeze.com/marg-helgenberger-is-now-the-single-hot-old-chick-from-csi/

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David Caruso - Freaky Weirdo

Not surprisingly, (to us and the original autor) a recent post called "David Caruso - Douchebag Extraordinaire!" brought a lot of reactions. Needless to say, the majority of the visitors agreed with the message of the post.
Here are the most noteworthy comments:

THANK YOU THANK YOU. I’d rather have a oozing herpes sore than have to watch his over-acting ass.I can fake an orgasm better than this guy can act!!
But I do have to say, he does manage to put on his sunglasses without poking an eye out, that’s about his only skill though (SouthernChickie )
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I like it when he’s in a show, because it lets me know I never, ever have to watch it. (pistols at dawn )
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I hoped that when he quit NYPD Blue that would be the last we ever heard of him, but no he’s back. Ugh. (Cat )
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Well, I do agree that he’s nothing special, and don’t understand why so many people find him so fascinating. People are weird.....He’s so gross!! (kristina)
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This man annoys me. He gives me the old man heebie geebies. Yuck (Carmen )
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...Not even they can redeem the show. David Caruso just sucks way too much...(Pinky)
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...oddly enough, I was saying the same thing to a friend the other day. man, he bugs me! hated him on nypd, can’t stand him on CSI miami either. I do like the show, just not him. and ugly to boot! BOO! (the princess)

The people have spoken! How can we possibly disagree?

Found on:
http://twoliablog.com/the-catherinette-chronicles/2008/11/28/david-caruso-douche-bag-extraordinaire/
http://catherinette.wordpress.com/2008/11/28/david-caruso-douche-bag-extraordinaire/
http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/11/david-caruso-biggest-douchebag-of.html
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David Caruso - The ideal present

December 1, 2008......X-mas is only a few weeks away. Well, believe it or not there are still a few lost souls out there who are fans of on-set diva (our heart goes out to lovely Emily Procter), David Caruso.

Well, we think we have found the perfect Christmas present for these sad delusional creatures:

David Caruso as vibrator!
Inspired by the campy actor & made with his actual hair!
New (unused, purchased from manufacturer) silver bullet vibrator as base. Runs on 2 AA batteries (not included).
Intended for decorative purposes only.
This has paper maché, acrylic paints, india ink, epoxy and someone else's human hair on it -- none of these things belong in any part of your body, especially parts with mucous membranes. So don't shove up your nonobits.
Got it?
This is about 1" wide by 3" high.

It is believed that David Caruso's latest sperm receptacle, Amin Islam, owns 3 (!!) of them. We can imagine a few fangirls must be already salivating with pleasure....

Found on:

http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?ref=sr_gallery_2&listing_id=6612070

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