Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's vamping for the camera!

Bedtime chocolate.

People who sleep in hotels a lot know what we mean. Well, we like those treats. Such a treat came to us in form of the following comment/blurb. Obviously, people find Icon of Idiocy David Caruso just as boring and unwatachable like we do!

....And I actually just ditched "CSI: Miami" (No. 7) because I couldn't take David Caruso's sunglasses-on, sunglasses-off schtick anymore (that, and I realized I was spending the first half of the show surfing the Internet and the second half trying not to fall asleep).

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http://justyouwatch.blogspot.com/2008/09/what-im-watching-and-what-im-not.html

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Besides, there is a great review on last nights episode "Won't get fueled again." on(http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/09/csi-miami-fuelish-episode.html) It is called CSI for Dummies and a great/objective read!

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David Caruso - Lately, on IMDb....

David Caruso - He's old, wrinkled, has red hair, he's an arrogant prick without just cause, and he couldn't act his way out of a wet paper bag. Nasty!!!!.... (posted by guida118 and kelliemurray )

Barney Rubble is a better actor that this asswipe.

Refreshingly to the point and oh, so true - Thank you!

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/116583998?d=118947559&p=2#118947559

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David Caruso makes people livid!

This brought a rare smile to our faces!

Not surprisingly, people seem to be less than enthusiastic about the prospect of having to change their daily routine just because a second-rate TV show like CSI Miami and its second-rate lead, Icon of Idiocy David Caruso decide to film on location in Manhatten Beach/Long Beach, Califonia.

".....This is the third time that CSI's on location filming all over Long Beach has ruined my commute. I wouldn't mind if it were, say, a good show redirecting traffic, but knowing that David Caruso is the reason I have to wake up 45 minutes earlier to get to my obligations on time makes me fucking livid...."

(http://hugostop.blogspot.com/2008/09/csi-is-freaking-gay-this-is-third-time.html)

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David Caruso is distracting...everything he says is so effing dramatic. ....And he looks like a ferret...(http://el-guapo-del-norte.blogspot.com/2008/09/slow-agonizing-lonely-death.html)

And we all don't really like ferrets, do we???!!!

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David Caruso - CREEP 2

On another blog Radiohead's song "CREEP" was elected as Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's signature song.
Now we learn that a fellow poster has the same notion whenever she spotts David Caruso on the TV screen:

"....I have noticed that I don't really mind all the shots of David Caruso's carrot-top hair blowing in the wind, but the shots of his eyebrows fluttering in the breeze are starting to seriously creep me out...."

We understand. We really do! LOL

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http://kellersaid.blogspot.com/2006/09/miami-twice.html

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David Caruso - Glory Hound

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is such an inept actor. He is like watching a bad Shakespearean

high school play with his gestures and pauses. William Petersen and Gary Sinise put David Caruso to shame as far as being a skillful actor!

I stopped watching CSI Miami because of him.

I mean seriously!

Does every show have to start with some sort of stupid cut-away and close-up of him making an entirely over-dramatic pose with the background colors slipping into a completely unrealistic shade of red/orange??? This guy is the worst actor since William Shatner.

I'm not surprised people have caught-on to this glory-hound's over-glamorization of himself. I wonder how the true actors on the show feel about him? Moreover, I wonder how he got the leverage to demand such special treatment in the first place. Lord knows no self-respecting director would have intentionally tried to turn such a homely egoist into a one-man show killer....

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080915230316AAPraFh

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David Caruso - El sol no regresa

HUH? Right.

Actually, this is a cheery Spanish song and it means translated - no matter how bad things are after a few drinks they will start to look brighter. Even something as hideous as Icon of Idiocy David Caruso's face!

Maybe it could also cheer up the blogger a bit who wrote the following hilarious piece:

...I was just watching endless hours of CSI: Miami and wondering if David Caruso’s face is, in fact, melting off. It must definitely be melting, but not fast enough, David Caruso is still on TV.

If it is in fact melting off, I wonder if it hurts.

And if it hurts, I wonder if he will ever scream.

And if he scream, I wonder if it will ever be an actual scream, or an obvious, monotone statement of: “My face…seems to be melting off.”

However, I do wonder how can it be melting off when he NEVER MOVES IT?

Also, please ’splain to me how you do science and crimefighting while always having at least one hand in your pocket? While the other is holding your sunglasses in a quietly menacing (or completely ridiculous) way.....

Remember when he was the be-all, end-all of NYPD Blue? Now he just looks…doughy. And melty.....

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http://wouldashoulda.com/2007/01/20/the-important-things/#comments

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For all those who need a bit cheering up (after watching David Caruso/CSI Miami) : http://www.truveo.com/El-Sol-No-Regresa/id/573302158

David Caruso - Stolen ideas, oddities and temper tantrums

On to our 3rd edition of "Jokes of the week"! There are a few things that occured this week that are notworthy:

*Off-topic but funny nonetheless:

Man stabs woman over Internet time. WTF? Dude, get a Laptop and you have as much Internet time as you want. This way you don't need to stab other people in order to get online! LOL! (http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20080926-0732-bn26net.html)

* Equally funny: Australian fangirl takes offense in David Caruso Poll.

We already wrote a blog-entry about that. Funny, what people will do just to get a bit of attention. All in all we had a good laugh about the little rant. On the plus-side: the polls registered an increase in votes. Any more David Caruso fans out there who want to complain about harmless polls? Bring it on! ( http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-poll-upsets-fangirl.html)

* Online newsletter RED turns out to be a stolen idea.

...Or so. Someone claims that the idea for the crappy newsletter has been stolen by one Emily Malone (or whatever she calls herself) without giving credit where obviously credit is due. Not very nice. Anyway, we think RED is so amateurish, boring and inane that any discussion about it is futile. It gives the crappy piece more attention than it deserves. (http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-red-stolen-ideas.html)

*Nitwits/Dojos sense for the theatrical has reached a new high this week.

.....Conjointly with our amusement. Among the usual inane prattle and clueless lecturing she mixed a few treats like "Who will stop her?" "And he has done what?" are only a few of the highly amusing out-breaks. Any theatrical groups in need for new members? Nitwit up in Michigan awaits your call! However, a few of her outbreaks got so ridiculously overblown that they got deleted by prolific board-adminstrators. Boy did nitwit throw a temper-tantrum! How should we tell her, gently so as not to jar her sensibilities - no one except the negligeable group of your minions cares what you have to say! Left alone considers it brealking news. LOL!

Last but not least we would like to do a bit of self-marketing:

*WE are in search for the song...

...that describes Icon of Idiocy David Caruso - three-times divorcee, Hollywood reject and butt of a lot of jokes around the globe - BEST. We have a few good suggestions. And we want to know what YOU think is the most fitting song ! We will chose the best and install a playlist - like the one we have here.(http://davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-then-there-are-playlists.html)

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David Caruso - From A to B and maybe even a C!

TV Guide provided us with the laugh of the day. To be exact, a comment pertinent to a blog-entry a member of the board - horatiolover - wrote.
The blog-entry offers a nice collection of reviews of underwhelming episode "Resurrection". (http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/Horatiolovers-Blog/Csi-Miami-Like/800047301)

Needless to say that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso failed to make an impression on this particuliar commenter:
"I can't imagine anyone in love with the zombie, THE BIG H.
David Caruso, runs the gamut of emotions from A to B and once in awhile hits a C. The thing with the shades on, shades off was copied from James Woods,(movie Best Seller, made in 1987) JW has an eye problem that has since been corrected.Can't DC stand up straight, Looks like a turtle checking to see if the coast is clear. That monotone and lack of expression is enough to put anyone to sleep." (Posted by Tiger1008 at 09/26/2008 11:31 AM )

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http://community.tvguide.com/blog-entry/Horatiolovers-Blog/Csi-Miami-Like/800047301#comments
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David Caruso - WHY do you watch?

This question has been asked so many times over and over again that we decided to take a deeper look into it.
Yes, why would anyone watch anthing Icon of Idiocy David Caruso stars in? I mean, we all know that dude can't act and is ugly as home-made sin.

So WHY do people watch?

Simple. People watch CSI: Miami for the bad acting!

That head-tilt one-line delivery of Caruso's makes Jack Webb in Dragnet look like he's performing Shakespeare. We just watch it to bust on David Caruso and some of the other "stellar" cast. I can never get into the stories because I can't get past their performances. I would like to think they act that badly on purpose, but they aren't that talented! Besides, David Caruso sounds like a washed up swinger from austin powers...
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http://www.sunglassesjim.com/sunglasses-jim/does-anyone-else-watch-csi-miami-for-the-bad-acting
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David Caruso - Q and A on the Internet

When and where does one find the BEST QUOTES? At places like the Internet where people can speak their mind freely!

Q: everytime i see csi mentioned i want to punch my computer. who is that little red haired faggot who talks with the fake deep voice and is always pulling his shades on and off?

A: That is David Caruso. He is a no talent hack.

Q: hat's the fuck nut!!!! and he has a job why? oh, yeh. the dumbing down of america. same reason springer, nancy grace, rachel ray, fag boy phil, etc are still around.

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http://muchedumbre.com/forum/index.php/topic,19822.750.html

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David Caruso - Shark bites!

Says one blogger:
...CSI Miami jumped for me when I heard that David Caruso asked the new director for a close-up of his sunglasses in every scene.Seriously. ...(As reported by the Defamer!! http://defamer.com/363863/david-caruso-bullies-young-director-into-shooting-umpteenth-sunglasses-removal-scene)
As compaired to the other two CSI shows, I find CSI Miami very CAMP...I agree that the show (Fantastic in High Definition) looks like Kodachrome on crack...It is what "Miami Vice" would become if it were to be revised for the 21st Century...and everyone's right David Caruso is a BAD actor. I think he went to the Nick Cage school for one note preformance...
(http://www.jumptheshark.com/topic/Csi-Miami/Csi-Miami-General-Comments/topic/Csi-Miami/Csi-Miami-General-Comments/450&start=0)

What can we say other than that we agree from the bottom of our hearts!

We reported yesterday that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has an amusingly ignorant fangirl who - for lack of anything vital to say- likes to blow things out of proportion now and then. However, there is a saying that bad publicity is good publicity. Upon fangirls' little rant our funny little polls registered an increase in votes . If this is the outcome of yesterdays much-ado-about-nothing we are more than pleased!

If you want to visit our fun-polls (and vote), here are our favourites:

• http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/14/results/Look+picture+might+David+Caruso+thinking


• http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/5/results/Nature+hasn+t+nice+favourite+ginger+butt+boy


• http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/12/results/Labelling+David+Caruso+MOST+fitting


• http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/9/results/David+Caruso+out+dating+again+After+only+4

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David Caruso - This guy is a terrible actor and....

..he has no charm,

..no warmth,

..no personality,

..no charisma,

..no likeability and is one ugly m-f'er.

..Who is he blowing to keep a cake job like that?

GOOD QUESTION!!!

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000325/board/thread/118612280

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David Caruso - "Diagonal Dave"!

People you crack us up!

WE thought we had hit the jackpot with calling David Caruso the "Icon of Idocy"! However, we had to find out today that there are a couple of people who have even funnier names for the annoying redhead.

One of them is "Diagonal Dave" !

Quote:

"Diagonal Dave" - He always has to pose in the diagonal of the screen - is by far the worse actor I have ever seen. When is Caruso going to learn to act instead of look away and scowl? I used to compare CSI Miami to Hawaii Five-O, but I think now think a dead Jack Lord can out act an alive David Caruso....

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http://popwatch.ew.com/popwatch/2008/09/csi-miami-premi.html?xid=rss-popwatch-20080923-'CSI%20Miami'%20season%20premiere:%20Realism%20not%20included!

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David Caruso Poll upsets fangirl!

We haven't been that amused in a very long time. Normally, we ignore childish outbreaks of that kind. However, this is just too funny to NOT to comment on it!
The bone of contention: A poll on Zimbio called
"Fuck, Marry or Kill. The CSI edition(http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/3/results/F+k+marry+kill+CSI+edition+suggestions)
Harmless enough, we know
37 people voted on it.
This poll was opened on July 21, 2008 and closed on September 20, 2008 . That means for 2 MONTHS NOBODY complained about it.
On the contrary. People voted for it and seem to have a lot of fun with it. Where has said fangirl (who seems to be beside herself for no reason) been all the time? Asleep?
For your amusent and ours - head over to TV Guide and read a distraught little fangirls amusing rant:
http://community.tvguide.com/thread/Csi-Miami/Poll-Inciting-Death/800047410
We all know that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is a huge bore and REAL news about the plank of wood actor are rare. But blowing things ridiuclously out of proportion won't change that.

Find a new hobby, kiddo!
David Caruso
UPDATE -09/26/2008: TV GUIDE just removed the ridiculous post. If one has nothing to say at all even A HARMLESS POLL can be hot news! LOl!

David Caruso's Caravan

It took 17 minutes for Monday's "CSI: Miami" to inform us that, yes, HoCaine is still alive and David Caruso is still making Monday night a home for the wackiest and most absurd "CSI" show of them all.

And if you ever run into David Caruso at an airport or buying a Diet Coke at a Burger King, get an extra pre-autographed picture for me, will you?

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http://buffalonews.typepad.com/talkintv/2008/09/surprise-surpri.html

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...I am sick of David Caruso

...says one blogger after watching the abysmally bad premiere episode of season 7. Honestly, who isn't? Sometimes Icon of Idocy David Caruso's dirty old mug on TV is just too much to bear

Quote of the day:

CSI: Miami: 7x01,"Resurrection"

"This never ends, does it?"

"And it never will."

Fascinating - that's exactly how I feel about this show.

Oh my God - I'm actually starting to hate the sight of David Caruso; I'm recoiling in annoyance the second he appears on my screen. DAMN IT, SHOW. This is so not where we were 2 years ago. *sighs* Remember 2006? More specifically, remember when I was stunned by how awful the season 5 premiere was, and couldn't understand this sudden anomaly? I MISS THAT INNOCENCE.....

WE ALL DO!!!

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http://rainbowstevie.livejournal.com/255858.html

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David Caruso - A full 10 on the BS-meter!

CSI: Miami is back!

The verdict is in.

The reviews are ranging from underwhelming ,disappointing to okay.

Apart from giving the Big Surprise away by naming the episode "Resurrection" it was all too smooth, all too predictable. It looked like a 2-hour episode edited down to 1 hour. It jumped all over the place. We think, TPTB wanted it to be so fast paced that there's no time to build a real story.

Many people noted in awe that after the boat explosion, David Caruso/HoCaine just stood there without being blown back, hit by debris, etc. Considering how he defies the law of physics, we bet he'll be able to fly by mid-season. That was even worse than the exploding car burn baby burn thing.

The following comment by the author of "I like to wtach TV" sums up the dilema nicely:

"CSI Miami, seems to revel in appealing to the lowest common denominator. The story lines are simplistic, the evidence too convenient. Let’s not forget that the acting is wooden and the characters predictable...."

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http://iliketowatchtv.blogspot.com/2008/09/csi-miami-resurrection-itisalive.html

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You will find a long list of things/scenes that didn't make sense here:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0313043/board/thread/118481409

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David Caruso ....is it just us???

...Is CSI Miami the WORST show ever!!! What is with the horrible acting from every single member of the cast?

Especially David Caruso.

Dude, we are sick of seeing you take off your sunglasses dramatically and saying these stupid one liners that just make me groan, but then it gets worse because he has to dramatically put his sunglasses back on. Puke!! I watched the season premiere tonight, can you tell....

Yes, we can ...!!

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http://hotomom.wordpress.com/2008/09/22/is-it-just-me-or/

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David Caruso - RED only a cheap rip-off?

Some time ago we wrote a blog-entry about a new David Caruso-fanzine. Not surprisingly, we weren't too enthusiastic about it. The newsletter is something a group of pre-adolescent girls would produce. No serious or interesting reading material. Many vital things/facts are left out or are neglected.

Now, we are being told that the idea for the magazine (or the magazine itself) may have been simply plagiarized. (http://davidcarusoandme.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-red-redder-boring.html)

Yesterday, someone left this very interesting message for us:

...Whats been failed to mention is I understand that Miss Malone has stolen the idea from another lady, who helped with his previous Newsletter and is also currently about to lauch his NEW Newsletter with his FULL approval.

When Miss Malone found this out I am told, she wanted the credit herself, and so Red was born, but I understand the soon to be released Newsletter is THE first and only approved one, and had it not been for this one she would never had the idea.
Red, as well, I would have thought, is rather like being bullied because of his hair colour and not suitable for a title? (http://showhype.com/story/david_caruso_red_redder_boring/#cid7265)

INTERESTING, to say at least.

So the author of the newsletter, calling herself Emily Malone simply stole the idea? We do remember that our blog got criticized by the very same lady. Definitely, a severe case of the pot calling the kettle black! Don't you agree?

At least Miss Malone could have done a better job. The newsletter is laughable at best!

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David Caruso Finally Does It

Yes, he really does it.
Yes, that is really him.
No, it is not a stand-in!
Ol' David Caruso aka Icon of Idiocy is finally getting physical on TV. Well kind of. (This is a scene from Season 7 episode 7.05)
We do wonder how many takes this scene needed. 5? 10? 23?
Didn't we read somewhere that David Caruso shys away from physical scenes? That he rather do anything else?
The reason for this being - according to old interviews - that old redhead gets so immersed in the scenes/love/relationships on screen that he had a hard time "unwinding"after the movies/episodes finished. More often than not he ended up lusting after his female movie counter-parts rather than after his current spouse....LOL!
What does that tell us about the man? David Duchovny anyone?
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http://spoilertv-csi.blogspot.com/2008/09/csi-miami-episode-705-bombshell.html
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David Caruso - CSI Firecrotch

...That guy is the most worthless "tough guy" in the history of puny tough guys. I watch CSI: Miami just for the freak show that is Icon of Idiocy David Caruso.
I didn't realize how horrible of an actor he is!
He's like Conan O'Brien except NOT funny.....
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http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6wasn/yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah/
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David Caruso kaput?

There are a lot of great caricatures of Icon of Idiocy, David Caruso on the net. Some of them we like so much that we just have to add them to our vast collection of David Caruso spoof.
Like this picture.
We all know there is always a lot room for speculation/ interpretation where art is concerned.
Looking at this picture we think David Caruso looks like
.....A dog?
.....A hat-stand with a red wig?

Whatever it is we like it! Great work by a great artist!

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http://oquitur.blogspot.com/2008/09/can-david-caruso-act.html

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David Caruso's Crap Delivery

Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is being ridiculed around the world - 24/7. And rightfully so.
Enjoy this little trasure! WE DID! :

...I need something to watch. Stat.As in NOW, PEOPLE! I'm reduced to watching CSI-Miami, less than ten minutes in and I know who did it.....although admittedly it had possibly the best line I've ever heard on any CSI - from Dr Alexx Woods, who probably has the best line in any of the series, largely because of the way Khandi Alexander delivers them - "oh look, I'm on You-tube", which was much better when she said it in context, but it doesn't quite make up for David Caruso's crap delivery - did that guy stutter when he was a kid? He has the worst vocal punctuation...

LOL!
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http://vaknathi.livejournal.com/10755.html
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David Caruso the Icon of Idiocy, Nitwits' toothless rants and other jokes

Remember, last week we promised our many many readers/fans/visitors a joke of the week section. Once in a week we will blog about comments, rants and postings that make us laugh. This week we had a lot to laugh about again:.

*Top 1:

Someone obviously clueless calling hereself "Renna" let the world know that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has "a humongous fan base"....

Huh? Does he really? Where is it? Or do you mean the handful of lunatics who post on the Internet and who all seem to be pre-adolescent or past their expiration-date?

NEXT JOKE!

*Top 2:

Nitwit/dojo - clueless as ever - doesn't like it if someone calls David Caruso "Icon of Idiocy". Well, too bad. Because that is what DAVID CARUSO IS - the ICON OF IDIOCY. WE will call him that whatever/whenever WE see it fit. No frantic rant will change that.

However, it looks like our resident nitwit has run out of things to say. Never a clever one her posts have become a bit boring and toothless at best. Not that we took the poor mite ever seriously...

NEXT JOKE !

*Topic 3:

Another atrocity from "David-Caruso-Online.com"

Terie Burkeen: David, you are as cool as your shades on CSI, I admire you so much for your work with buddie to buddie. I love the show and all that your character stands for ....

Buddie to buddie? Huh? Besides, WHAT exactly does HoCaine stand for besides being a sanctimonous bastard? Well, if it is THAT is what the poster means WE CERTAINLY do agree..

*Topic4:

Nitwit/dojo in her ever-present delusion again (laughable, we know) raves and rants:..We've mentioned repeatedly....

So? Nitwit mentions something and expects people to take it as a gospel? Earth to nitwit/dojo! Time to pull your head out of David Caruso's bony arse! Why not come back to earth and stay awhile? We all know you are so desperate for some attention......LOL

NEXT JOKE!

*Topic5:

Nitwit/dojo is so desperate to have anything to say at all that she has to fall back on fantasies, her usual delusions and senseless rants from two brainless posters on TV Guide.

We have to ask : "Nitwit/dojo can't do better than that? We haven't been bored that much in a very long time. WE like many many of our fans recognize a born loser when the see one - and next to Icon of Idiocy David Caruso this title clearly goes to our nitwit/dojo.

NEXT JOKE!

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David Caruso - "Icon of Idiocy" Day!

The Washington Post publishes a funny article about Icon of idiocy David Caruso of CSI Miami. Here is one of the rules of the so-called David Caruso Day:

....*The more the mundane the spoken sentence, the more it must be delivered with the slit-eyed intensity of a man who has just cornered John Dillinger -- or, if you prefer, the slit-eyed intensity of Laurence Olivier as Heathcliff. The goal here is to make William Shatner look well-modulated. Less mundane sentences spoken in the course of the day (example: "Boss, you can take this job and shove it.") may be delivered with only a pseudo-grim look. (Lisa de Moraes)

If you want to participate in in this funny David Caruso snark-fest visit:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/discussion/2008/09/15/DI2008091502800.html

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David Caruso - Like fingernails on a chalk-board!

Posts like this make us smile....

....I really wanted to watch this show CSI Miami but I just cannot stand the actor David Caruso. He is the absolute worst over actor I have ever seen! He is like finger nails on a chalk board!!Can you tell he annoys me? I'm so glad there are others out there who hate him as much as I do. Just painful....

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http://ajcmeyer.blogspot.com/2008/09/horatio-dead.html

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DAVID CARUSO - Severely Coordination Challenged

We all know, that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso has a lot of challenges to over-come:

* One of being very cheap.

* Another one of being a complete douche.

* And a third one...suffering from a severe case of being "coordination challenged"....(as reported by the Defamer...

(http://defamer.com/367763/david-caruso-what-should-i-do-i-am-a-grown-man-with-red-hair)

"...I then went on to assist Mr. David Caruso with his coordination challenges on the set of CSI. Mr. Caruso, as you are most likely aware, is not capable of saying his lines and navigating stairs at the same moment, so I was on call at all times to assist with his rage of motion and speech challenges. I also helped him move his bottle of diet coke from craft services table to hand to mouth. Occasionally, he would beat me about the face and neck with ill-fitting sunglasses...."

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http://community.livejournal.com/damianchesthair/13151.html

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..about Icon of Idiocy, David Caruso

CSI: MIAMI -- Is there a worse show on television? If there is, I haven't seen it.
Now that Erik Kuselias is off the NASCAR Now set, I'm guessing CSI: Miami has the honor all to its own. You know it's a sad, sad television program when David Caruso's "acting" is one of the highlights.
I have watched HBO's Autopsy and I know that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is waaaaay off -- with his staggered speech, crime Hummer and obsessive use of sunglasses.
But what really cracks me up is how everybody on CSI can find a fingerprint off of ANYTHING for EVERY crime. If that were true, there'd be no unsolved crimes....

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http://www.justjudithsays.com/2007/02/truth-about-forensics.html

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David Caruso - A pair of Jimmy Choo's! HELP!

This is only indirectly related to "Icon of Idiocy" David Caruso. But it is so darn funny that it is impossible not to comment on it. Looks like stalkers are so en vogue nowadys...a few got one, a few need one, a few invent one....

According to TMZ: Adrianne Curry, - part wannabe diva, part d-list model, add has been actor mix well with dash of tmz - star of "My Fair Brady" and winner of "America's Next Top Model," claims she's been stalked by a woman she fears will do great harm to her -- and a pair of expensive shoes set off the alarm. Gellis allegedly began harassing conversations with Curry on MySpace, and Adrianne claims Gellis eventually "dedicated her entire MySpace page to me." (http://www.tmz.com/2008/09/16/top-model-i-have-a-jimmy-choo-stalker/)

OMG, we are SO shocked, really! Nowadays almost everyone writes something about someone on MYSpace. Doesn't make those people stalkers. Well, at least this "news item" made it to TMZ. Heaven for a drama queen like Ms. Curry.

Priceless, the comment by a reader of TMZ : "....For a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes... her dog can poop on my yard, and she can write whatever she wants about me on her myspace page! "

We most definitely agree..LOL!

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David Caruso - Alefuckingluia!

Even our many Brazilian readers/friends/fans think that "Icon of Idiocy"- David Caruso is ridiculous and laughable. They produced this cute little video. It is very amusing! Great work!

...O vídeo vale essencialmente pelos primeiros minutos onde é parodiado a intragável e inenarrável mas, por vezes, hilariante série CSI Miami, mais concretamente a execrável personagem "Horatio Crane" (interpretada pelo medíocre David Caruso). Será caso para dizer: Alefuckingluia!....

Google translation: The video is worth essentially the first minutes which is parodiado the intragável and inenarrável but sometimes hilarious series CSI Miami, more specifically the execrável character "Horatio Crane" (interpreted by the mediocre David Caruso). Is if to say: Alefuckingluia!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG9XymA1o4Q

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http://genialdegenio.blogspot.com/2008/09/csi-miami-contemporneo.html

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David Caruso - Silly and out of place

.....csi miami sucks and David Caruso is totally miscast. His intensity seems silly and out of place on a show that is completely ridiculous and should not be taken as seriously as it seems to take itself.
Some people - like Icon of Idiocy" David Caruso - are only good for shaking your head at.

One of the reasons i was able to stand the original csi was that the lead male (petersen) was always "winking" at the camera and not trying to create some kind of iconic pose in front of it.....

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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000325/board/thread/114708080?d=117641962&p=3#117641962

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David Caruso - MY SHOW!!!

"Stay tuned for a preview of the next episode of MY show" said Icon of Idiocy, David Caruso yesterday, Monday, September 15th, 10.57 pm.

MY show?

As in MY car, MY house, MY boat, MY show?

Not Jerry Bruckheimers/Alliance Atlantis' show?

Not CBS' show.

So CSI Miami is in reality a David Caruso show? (Some of us have expected that a long time ago!)

Was there a riot?

A hostile take-over? Does David Caruso now own the studios in Manhatten Beach?

Last time we checked David Caruso was just an employee there - like the rest of the cast.

When did that change...???

Anyway, the following blurb by a fellow poster may (or may not) explain the above comment:

"....I think that CSI:Miami is filmed on Mars. Not only does that explain the sky colors, but would also explain David Caruso....."

(http://textism.com/favrd/favorites/tweet/922803477)

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David Caruso - The Caruso Curse

As many of our readers/fans/visitors know that we have nicknamed David Caruso the "Icon of Idiocy" - and for good reason. Obviously, a fellow blogger feels the same way. He called David Caruso a CURSE!

Very fitting, we think!

.....8. CBS. Yes, I have to say it. David Caruso and his sunglass doppler maneuver almost gave a sty to the Big Eye network but shows like CSI Las Vegas, Survivor, Numb3rs, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory and Without A Trace more than compensate for the Caruso Curse. Also, please insert whatever Jennifer Love Hewitt cleavage joke here for her title role in the Ghost Whisperer.....

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http://tvfortheimagination.blogspot.com/2008/09/article-if-you-only-could-watch-10-tv.html

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David Caruso - Bright Orange

The CSI Miami Season 6 DVD will hit shelves tomorrow. As expected , critrique overweighs praise by far. The following is a very good summary of it. It compares season five, with season six and expresses hopes for the seventh season.
If you go out and buy it is up to you. Since we agree with the blogger we are not likely to do so. We wait for a BETTER season of CSI Miami to come around...idealistic, we know.
But there is still hope....

.....I was rather savage in my review of the fifth season of "CSI: Miami", but it really deserved it as it had completely given up on telling a story in favor of over saturated visuals in an effort to be cool rather than interesting. The principal cast was more on display rather than used as actual characters. The sixth season doesn't exactly depart from the idea of making an hour-long music video in which a crime must be solved, but it does manage to tone it down just enough to make it tolerable for the show's 21-episode shortened season....
The sixth season of "CSI: Miami" is once again bathed in bright orange and highlighting the greens and blues of the cityscape as HoCaine (David Caruso) stands slightly askew and leads his team as they investigate and solve crimes in the sunny city of Miami, a place where it seems to never rain, but if you need a wet runway for an iconic season finale shot you got it.
"CSI: Miami" is more of a crime solving fashion show when it comes to its females as Eva La Rue continues the trend and Khandi Alexander's character was the worst of the bunch considering she said "Baby" more often than a pediatrician would.
Caruso once again is as annoying as he has ever been, but a pair of good moves come out of the sixth season that lead me to believe the seventh may be even better.
Caruso's ability to act is still in question and I would love to meet just one person with a personality like the one he has given HoCaine.
I can tell you the sixth season is better than the fifth, but not to the extent I would recommend a purchase. The sixth season will be a much more valuable commodity should the seventh season live up to the final image in the sixth season's finale. Should that end up being the case this season will be a far better purchase because it really does open up the possibility to this "CSI" offshoot to being called "good" rather than "mediocre".

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http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/dvd_review_csi_miami_the_complete_sixth_season

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David Caruso - IKE, nitwits and other laughing stock!

While "Ike" did an impression of "Icon of Idiocy" David Caruso's career we had a few laughs with the following blurbs/comments/rants.

We are toying with the idea of installing a "Jokes of the week"- column. The list is endless. A few prime examples of recent brain farts:

Headline of the week:
* Does David Caruso ......really make you Hungry?
NO, he makes us PUKE.....

* Petra K. Barajas:
Hello, Mr. Caruso: If the title upsets you, I apologize. I was raised by my grandparents to respect those of higher station, using their titles until given permission to address them by their given names.....Please do more movies if possible, as I'd love to see you stretch yourself beyond your role on CSI Miami......
OMG.....fangirl alarm!We estimate the age of this commenter between 10 and 13. Does anybody really want "Icon of Idiocy" David Caruso "to stretch himself beyond CSI Miami?" ...Nah, not really....

*The nitwit/dojo rants - part 1:
.....The following link should be read by each of these court personnel, as well as anyone with any connection or in any relationship with ....
Well, does the nitwit really believe - in her psychotic/delusional fantasy - that any professsional worth his/her money would rush to the computer and follow her inane rants /ridiculous suggestions? Poor mite! She tries so hard but fails so miserably! Wannabes with no clue are a dime a dozen on the Internet and this is a prime example....

*The nitwit/dojo rants - part 2:
.....to wake up authorities who have allowed such an injustice to occur?
Blah, blah, blah....she moist definitely likes to hear herself talk! Besides, how long have viewers to deal with the injustice to see a low-life like David Caruso on TV?...

Last but not least - as a kind of icing on the cake:

* "Emily" wonders....
..... just a week or so ago I was wondering why she hadn't ranted about the site....
Huh? Do people have to? Some bloggers want to entertain their readers/fans/visitors. They don't want to BORE them out of their minds. In short, that blog is neither important nor interesting enough. Juvenile stuff at best...
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Butting heads with David Caruso

Our many readers/fans/visitors know that we just LOVE this blurb:

...As you may or may not know, Khandi Alexander (Dr. Alexx Woods) left the show. I really enjoyed Khandi Alexander’s portrayal of the even keeled medical examiner who always had a bit of wisdom to dispense in any situation. I am bummed she’s leaving. When Khandi left the show, rumors were that she was butting heads with David Caruso....But she’s recovered fine with a new gig on HBO called Treme.....

Everybody who had the bad luck to work with "Icon of Idiocy" - David Caruso KNOWS only to well what Khandi Alexander must have beeen going through. Caruso's bad reputation sticks like glue.

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http://screenrant.com/csi-miami-story-cast-notes-season-7-starts-brusimm-3684/

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David Caruso - RED, redder, boring!

Our readers/fans/visitors may remember their teenage years when they where huge fans of a singer/group/actors.

Maybe one or the other may have hung up posters . Sucking up every snippet of information about their idol they could get their hands on. Others may have travelled to a concert of their idols.
We ALL have been there done that, right?

Now a member of the tiny group of "Icon of Idiocy"- David Caruso admirers has regressed back to her teenage years, or so it seems.

Running a fan-page called "David Caruso Online.com" this fan thought what the world REALLY needed was another "David Caruso Magazine".

We took a look.

Honestly, we never have been more BORED.

It is a mixture of HoCaine themed -thoughts, fan-fiction (Only G-rated, sorry!) and tiny shreds of facts thrown in now and then. Nothing to write home about.

We almost expected handmade drawings of hearts popping up on every site. Too much sugar, too little real facts for our taste. Fine for all those who prefer idle lecture without real information. I guess it is a good time killer if you are at a dentists office waiting for a root canal treatment.....interesting looks different...

http://www.david-caruso-online.com/red.htm

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Labelling David Caruso

We all know that David Caruso can't act.

We all know that David Caruso is ugly as homemade sin.

We all know that David Caruso grates on ALL of us - more or less.

We all know that David Caruso has more failures under his belt than any other actor.

We all know that people love to do polls. We too.

So we set up a new funny poll to determine what would be the most fitting label for someone like David Caruso!

The choices are:

* Tweedledee/Tweedledum

* Icon of idiocy

* Repugnant Red Menance

* Pickle Dick

Vote and tell us what YOU think! The poll can be found on: http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/12/results/Labelling+David+Caruso+MOST+fitting

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David Caruso - RECAST!

Shows That Should Have Stopped for a Re-Write.....

.....CSI: Miami- One word. Horatio. ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

I hate that dude. He should have been re-written after the first dress rehearsal.

And possibly recast. Damn, I hate that character and how that actor plays him.

I know some people like "Icon of Idiocy" - David Caruso. I’m sorry, but he fucking sucks.....

RIGHT!

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http://heymedia.wordpress.com/2008/09/12/joss-whedon-re-writes-dollhouse-script-5-shows-that-should-have-stopped-for-a-re-write/

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David Caruso - Redheads!

Readheads !
They are a cruel joke of nature. Just like our "Icon of Idiocy"-David Caruso. Have your ever tried to find funny names for a redhead you know? Or for David Caruso?
Yes, David Caruso - the red guy with an addiction for diet coke...

(http://defamer.com/367763/david-caruso-what-should-i-do-i-am-a-grown-man-with-red-hair)

The following are hilarious suggestions made by a fellow blogger: Ginger Prince, Le Bete, The Duracell Demon, Copper Top, Carrot Stick, Albino Python, Red Devil, the Freckled Fair One,the Freckled Carrot, the Red Copper, the Albino Stick,....

Additional suggestions welcome!
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http://community.livejournal.com/damianchesthair/9377.html
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David Caruso - Like Austin Powers but without the humor

One of those comments about our "Icon of Idiocy" David Caruso one just can't get past.
Another unforgettable jewel for our vast collection:

....CSI Miami? Old and tired. David Caruso spends more time planting his feet so he can position himself before delivering a line than actually acting. Was good in the beginning. Must go away...
The posing of the big macho boss David Caruso is just over the top. It's just like looking at the Austin Powers but without the humor and parody....

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http://www.tvratingz.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tcvid=67

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Why David Caruso IS the "Icon of Idiocy"...

Well, we have decided to name David Caruso "Icon of Idiocy" - for various reasons:

His bad acting.

His ridiculous posing

In short , the whole ridiculous man just calls for it. We couldn't have found a more fitting describtion for someone like him.

What is the "Icon of Idiocy's" aka David Caruso contribution to American culture?

.... CSI: Miami. The show where David Caruso takes off his sunglasses and delivers a godawful pun based on the crime he’s investigating and then the theme-tune starts and a man goes “YAAAAAAAAAAAeahh!” like he’s just trod on some Lego barefoot....

Yeah that...

@

One profilic poster on IMDB CSI Miami Board hit the nail on the head when he said:
"....because David Caruso's the most annoying, preening, pompous, posing idiot on TV. He's insulting to the viewers....(posted by miles-29)

Do we need to say more?

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http://www.hecklerspray.com/morgan-freeman-gets-a-kennedy-award-just-for-being-him/200816053.php

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David Caruso - Just imagine...

If David Caruso’s character on CSI Miami had an arm incapacitated (probably fighting a crocodile or Big Foot or something), how would he get his sunglasses on and off?

And if he couldn’t, would he be able to function, or would he dramatically consider retirement? (One can always dream...)

It might incapacitate his sunglass removing capabilities, on the other hand it could enable him to stand up straight.

It can’t be good for his back to be slouching all the time....LOL

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http://jabootu.net/?p=1805

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David Caruso - About C-listers....

Found in the website of "BCBusiness"-journal:

.....Surreptitiously gazing at tabloid cover stories is about as near as most of us get to the faces that grace our living room screens. Hayley Miller, on the other hand, sees them up close and personal. With her arsenal of lotions, creams, pencils, brushes and powders, the makeup artist has laid her hands on famous mugs including Kelsey Grammer and David Caruso.

....A typical working day can be 14 hours; much of it spent standing around, makeup kit at the ready. It also means dealing with some pretty big egos – not so much the A-listers, who are generally professional and respectful, but some of the second-tier talent....

It always seems to be that way, doesn't it?

The smaller the talent the bigger the ego. Since we all know David Caruso clearly belongs to the second-tier and since he is widely known for his huge ego and temper tantrums (as reported by the Defamer) we can only guess what a make-up person has to go through when dealing with the likes of David Caruso....

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http://www.bcbusinessonline.ca/node/270

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Recommended reading:

http://defamer.com/367763/david-caruso-what-should-i-do-i-am-a-grown-man-with-red-hair

David Caruso - We've got mail!

Ah! The many many wonders of technology!

While others fake birthday cards, still others costumize pictures to their own liking.

No harm done, really.

Just a bit of fun in times where it is obviously need.

Don't you all agree?

David Caruso

PS! We KNOW that our blog is great. But thanks anyway, Dave!

David Caruso - Baffled!

...David Caruso is possibly the worst "name" actor in Hollywood.

I have cousin who is a working writer (on a major TV show), and apparently even a number of people who work in the industry are baffled that such a limited actor could get the gigs he's had.

He has two facial expressions - one with sunglasses on, and one for sunglasses off. The primary difference between the two expressions is the sunglasses....

Good point! There are a lot of people who ask in sheer wonderment "Why is THIS MAN still on TV?"

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http://forums.officer.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1398643

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David Caruso - Hallmark Birthday Card

We don't know how much money David Caruso cashed in for letting them put his dirty old mug onto a Hallmark Card.

We doubt that many people will be elated to get a Birthday Card with a picture of wrinkly old fart David Caruso.

Yikes!

However, we like the lines - meaning: you just can't be as old as you look!

Nice!

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David Caruso - Quote of the day

What better way to end a day with a hilariously funny quote delivered by one of our fellow friends/bloggers:

.....At least Horatio’s got Sunglasses of Justice this time. I remember when David Caruso was on “NYPD Blue” and he had what I guess could be best described as the Bare Hind Cheeks of Justice......

LOL! Gotta love the humor of some people out there!

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http://nancynall.com/2007/02/14/the-dig-out/

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David Caruso - Personal Censored Words

There are a few things we never knew existed.
Upon learning about them we laughed for a few seconds followed by a few "Seriously, WTF?"-moments.
The following is a sure candidate for our list of Internet absurdities.

Has anybody ever heard of something like "Personal Censored Words"?

According to the moderator of the board:
......This will enable you to choose what words you don't want to see and change them to something you personally find more appropriate.Like you can, for instance, list the word "Sexy" and change it to "Very nice looking."So if someone says "He's Sexy in this picture!" in a thread, you, personally, will see "He's very nice looking in this picture!...."
(http://dcmessageboard.proboards75.com/index.cgi?board=info&action=display&thread=2137&page=1)

Are there really people out there who take offense in words like sexy ? Are we to assume that the members of the David Caruso Message Board are so touchy that they can't deal with words like that? Or four letter words?
We are sure, not even David Caruso takes offense.
On our boards people tell it like it is. If their opinions contain certain four letter words - so be it. No need to paraphrase anything.

Well, different strokes for different folks ....LOL
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David Caruso - Over the top and down the side...

David Caruso delivering the opening lines with the gravitas of a Shakespearean actor...

Be sure and catch him dramatically taking off his sunglassese, or looking over the top of them to talk to someone, about, say, car keys, with as much gravitas as the Pope discussing transubstantiation.

Don’t you wonder if David Caruso sees the hilarity of his sunglasses bit as a caricature of himself?
The Soup on E! does some very funny bits with Caruso’s bits. His acting seems so over the top that you can see the sky below.

Drama....Caruso- style....L.O.L.

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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/2046357/posts

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David Caruso, anyhoo....

.....CSI:Miami. Which I don't watch, because, ugh, David Caruso. Anyhoo...

This is the worst show on television.

David Caruso has all the talent and personality of an oak tree. Brain dead series for a brain dead TV audience.

I watched a portion of CSI Miami where a bounty hunter murdered someone. I was trying to figure out if it was a comedy because David Caruso trying to act tough was a combination of painful and comical.

AND I hate Hummers.

It's actually a toss up between them and David bloody Caruso for reasons I CANNOT watch CSI Miami though I am in all other ways a total CSI junkie.

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http://gretazreta.livejournal.com/25848.html

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David Caruso - Ray of light!

Nothing like starting a day with a huge smile provided by a quote we found on the Internet!

One blogger confessed to liking David Caruso ......somehow.

Only to be told by a disgusted relative:

"WHAT?!? Where do you think that man learned to act, K-MART?!?”

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http://havenkimmel.wordpress.com/2008/09/05/book-tour-for-iodine-day-one-miami/

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Thank you for making our day....priceless!

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David Caruso - The stalkers stalkers amusing tailspin!

After we finally stopped laughing we decided to post this....

The stalkers stalker says: Recent newsreports are a LIE!

The stalkers stalker OPENLY QUESTIONS the veracity of Austria Press reports from today. (Are we dealing with a full deck of cards here?) Those most recent newspaper sources - dated September 04, 2008 - state that an arrest warrant for Schnitzer has finally been issued last week.
The stalker stalkers dismisses those articles alltogether. Oh, why is that? According to the stalkers stalker they are simply a lie. (Originalquote the stalkers stalker)
We don't need to worry.
The APA news releases from yesterday are evidence enough. WE stand behind those records. They are accurate as they can get. Given the choice believing an obsessed stalkers stalker or articles published by the renowned Austrian Press Agency our choice is clear.
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"After being banned from Vipix ..."
(http://thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com/2008/09/david-caruso-schnitzers-arrest-warrant.html)
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Banned? Ahem*cough, cough*...wasn't VIPIX closed because SEB moved away? Anoter lie by the stalkers stalker? Internet comedy at its finest!
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Articles dated September 4, 2008:
http://oe3.orf.at/aktuell/stories/305061/
http://www.salzburg.com/nwas/index.php?article=DText/0fm8a-yas4du9p41-1kugd4&img=&text=&mode=&section=&channel=nachrichten&sort=
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David Caruso's ass!

From the vast resources of Deviantart comes this - originalquote - .....Another doodle from last semester (read: October 2007 or so) of David Caruso's ass from CSI: Miami...
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http://rodbcon.deviantart.com/art/CSI-MIAMI-caruso-75480233
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Great piece of work!
David Caruso

David Caruso - Another error by the stalkers stalker?

Now this blog-owner and his many readers are somewhat confused.

For months the stalkers stalkers has told the world that there are two warrants out for the alleged stalker, Heidi Schnitzer

Today, we get reports from the AUSTRIAN PRESS that a warrant for Schnitzer for Austria has been issued only LAST WEEK.

http://oe3.orf.at/aktuell/stories/305061/

http://translate.google.com.mx/translate?u=http%3A%2F%2Foe3.orf.at%2Faktuell%2Fstories%2F305061%2F&sl=de&tl=en&hl=de&ie=UTF-8

Please note the sentence....SINCE last week....

• Does that mean that for fourth months the stalkers stalker hasn't had a clue about the facts?
• Does that mean that for fourth months the stalkers stalker didn't tell people the truth whenever she imposed one of her rants on us?
• Has the stalkers stalker been LYING all the time? It clearly looks that way.

Ouch! That really hurts!

Looks like it is back to the drawing board for the stalkers stalker...LOL

David Caruso

David Caruso is NOT Vivica's type!

Clearly , we are very amused.

Apparently, Vivca Fox has been busy reading what people write about her on the Internet. Because she knows - clever lady that she is - that every rumor (good or bad) keeps you in business. Especially if one has a show to promote. Even if that means that people might think Vivica might be getting screwed by someone like David Caruso.

Now obviously, the thought of David Caruso naked turned her off so much that she decided to deny the rumor she most likely watched grow and bloom.

....Conan o'Brian last night.Vivica Fox is his guest.The first question he asked her was,"Are you dating David Caruso?"

She answered"I'VE NEVER EVEN MET HIM.I know it was reported we were seen snuggling in a restaurant,and he supposedly told me he liked rap music.It never happened".

Conan asked her if she was attracted to men with red hair.She said that the only red haired man she had ever liked was him(Conan).

Applause girl! You know how to get attention! However, there is one important question that just won't fade away: WHO tipped off "mediatakeout"?

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David Caruso - The stalkers stalkers online comedy!

Welcome, bienvenuto, willkommen to a new form of comedy - the ONLINE comedy!

It is very easy :

Just post comments/opinions/assumptions that AMUSE people even if those comments/opinions/assumptions have next to nothing to do with reality or actual information.

And if somebody catches up with you and tells you that the things you post might not make sense - just shrug them off and counter with another absurd post. Like our infamous stalkers stalker.

Here are a few prime examples of highly entertaining ONLINE comedy:

*Schnitzer may have significantly changed her appearance availing herself of hair dye, wigs and possibly cheap plastic surgery

What is "may" supposed to mean? Do you KNOW now or NOT ??

*Schnitzer appears to have some type of employment that occupies her during the early to late evening hours

What is "appears" supposed to mean? Do you KNOW now or NOT??

*Fears are mounting that David Caruso's fugitive Austrian stalker]is planning to storm the US/Mexico border south of California prior to the premiere of Season 7 of CSI Miami.

Does she really? Do you KNOW now or NOT? Or is this just another one of your assumptions - like the one where you stated that someone called Keisha 1234 has been banned when in reality she isn't?

Besides, how does one "storm" a border? With tanks? Helicopters? Horses? LOL.

And on goes the list of jokes.

We are anxiously waiting for the next entertaing blurbs. However, if you look for some REAL INFORMATION that could lead to the stalkers arrest don't hold your breath. You won't find it with the stalkers stalker...

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http://thestalkerchronicles.blogspot.com/
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David Caruso - Deviantart reloaded

Another day another David Caruso cartoon!

Which just shows - as we have said it a million times before and never tire of repeating - MAKING FUN OF DAVID CARUSO NEVER GOES OUT OF STYLE!!!!

http://led-head.deviantart.com/art/YIP-YIP-YEEEEEEEAH-93790693

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David Caruso - He was bad back then....

Not surprisingly "Caroline Miniscule" has been chastised by a David Caruso fan (one of the few he has left) after she published her highly entertaining and accurate post.
It is always amusing to see how fans try to find an excuse David Caruso´s horrendous acting. It is good to see that the blogger won´t back down. She stands to her opinion despite the fans inane rant. Kudos!

....As an aside, just now I put that CSI: Miami episode back in my DVD player and tried to watch it from the beginning instead of just skipping to Michael's scene. I had been chastised in a Blog Comment for my comments about David Caruso, and I gotta tell you... I stand by every one. After watching his opening scene on the show I just couldnt' stand it and had to turn it off. It's just too weird of a characterization for me....and his vocal delivery... I enjoy watching the same actor give several different performances. (Indeed, it might be interesting to see David Caruso in something else, just to see if he can play a normal character, but I don't care enough about him as an actor to even look up his old stuff...)
(http://dailyspace.blogspot.com/2008/09/actors-in-repertory.html)

Dear blogger, you don´t want to expose yourself to Caruso´s old stuff. He was bad back then, he is bad now.....
David Caruso
Recommended reading:
(http://uglycreatures.blogspot.com/2008/08/david-caruso-he-is-just-sooooo-bad.html)

David Caruso...he's so vain.....

....His delivery of GUTSY journalism was honed at Julliard's school of drama, studying alongside the likes of David Caruso....

This comment brings up David Caruso, appropriately: the absolute weirdness of David's deliveries!

English sentences have never been accented or paused in like that, never been paced and scaled with such an avuncular and lurid seriousness.

I don't think David is putting us on. He takes himself very seriously; he's vain as they come....

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http://videogum.com/archives/is-anyone-else-obsessed-with-d_008963.html

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David Caruso

An owlish David Caruso!

An owlish David Caruso greatly portraied by a highly talented artist on DEVIANTART.

http://spectrumvector.deviantart.com/art/Owlish-David-Caruso-71973577

Great work of art!
David Caruso

David Caruso - SEXY CSI Miami Ad!

This is a different kind of of CSI Miami promo video Funny, sexy, entertaining.

If we compare the video promos CBS normally does and the one we present you here the choice is clear. This add might not push the constantly sinking viewer numbers ....at least it is fun to watch.

.....Which can't be said of wrinkly old fart David Caruso!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQdpirkwGBU

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....many thanks to http://www.webtvhub.com/sexy-and-funny-csi-miami-ad-video-the-suspect-every-male-cop-wants-to-cross-examine/ for alerting us!

David Caruso