Thursday, December 04, 2008

David Caruso - TV-hell

Legions of TV-viewers have realized that Icon of Idiocy David Caruso is utterly ridiculous the moment the red nusiance appeard on the TV screen.
However, it is more than soothing to see this unalterable fact in writing too:

...I'd always steered well clear of CSI and its glitzy ilk, but Jerry Bruckheimer’s bunch of scientist cops with their bespoke tailoring and aviator shades can be quite persuasive, especially when they’re standing with their hands on their hips gazing quizzically at exit wounds on mutilated corpses....
Oh my, David Caruso’s performances in the Miami arm of the franchise. Here is a man who punctuates every scene with the kind of pithy dialogue usually reserved for Noel Coward skits, delivered dead-pan in a gravelly stage whisper oft attempted by English impressionists trying to ape grizzled American cops. ¨
He is such a caricature, that he ceases to be hackneyed, and is actually utterly ridiculous....

Found on: http://www.amateurscribe.webeden.co.uk/page/4515108315

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