Thursday, July 24, 2008

David Caruso - Damnit Caruso!!!

This little beauty was e-mailed to us by one of our many readers. It is a fairly entertaining rant. For pure entertainment value we didn´t change anything. Sometimes watching David Caruso act brings out the worst in people...
Enjoy...

I browse around these boards once in awhile because I do enjoy CSI: Miami and I see a constant hate here for David Caruso. I do agree, he defiantly isn't the greatest actor and can be poor at times ...

I HATE David Caruso!
Why?
He always states the obvious
He makes the most idiotic comments and stupid one liners, and tries to make them cool like "here in Miami, we never close". You're a frickin crime lab! If you closed, who cut up all the dead people you tool!
Everyone else calls him H.
WHY?!
Wait, I know!
Because Horatio is the lamest name ever!
While they call him H, I call him stupid!
BUY SOME NEW SUNGLASSES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN! Raybans like yours were in fashion at the same time I looked up to Paris Hilton as a role model...which is NEVER!
Speaking of sunglasses, could you leave them on. If you can't properly see the dead body with them on, which it seems every else can do, then don't put them on in the first place!
What is sooooooooooo interesting about the ground. Look up once in a while man! Maybe you'll remember how to get a life!
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM
I HATE HIM
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For all those who love to make fun of David Caruso - and we know there are a lot of you out there - here is a link to a great video by "The Spectacals"

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