Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Horatio Caine encuentra el amor en el laboratorio del CSI Miami



David Caruso perdió a su mujer en "CSI" y en la vida real ya lleva tres matrimonios frustrados y una larga relación que parece haberse ido a pique por culpa de una belleza exótico-erótica.
21 de marzo de 2007. CSI (Crime Scene Investigation) fue toda una revelación en el panorama televisivo cuando se estrenó en el año 2000 con su innovador concepto de las series policiacas. En lugar de la típica trama en donde lo que único que importaba era encontrar al culpable, la serie que emite con enorme éxito Telecinco indaga cómo se cometió ese crimen, con qué arma homicida y si el asesino se ha dejado alguna prueba que la luz ultravioleta podría detectar.
David Caruso encarna al complejo jefe del equipo de criminalística Horatio Caine. Le acompaña un extenso grupo de colaboradores entre los que está Eva La Rue en el papel de Natalia Boa Vista. Eva llegó a CSI: Miami en la temporada 2005-2006 y pronto se ganó el favor del público por su carisma natural y su aire un poco exótico-erótico. Y parece que no sólo entusiasmó a los fanáticos de la serie.
David Caruso, o Horatio, de 51 años
e hijo de padre italoamericano y madre de ascendencia irlandesa, que comenzó en el cine con un papel en Oficial y Caballero, lleva cinco años protagonizando la serie CSI.
El pelirrojo tiene un largo historial de amores y desamores
. Su primer matrimonio, con Cheri Maugans, duró cinco años escasos, de 1979 a 1984. El segundo, con Rachel Ticotin, sólo tres, de 1984 a 1987. Y el tercero, con Margaret Buckley, acabó en divorcio el 17 de enero de 2007. Mucho antes había comenzado una relación con Liza Marquez, la madre de su hijo Antonio, que nació en 2005. Caruso tiene además una hija, Greta, que nació en 1984 y estudia en la Universidad de Yale.
Pero desde hace tiempo corren rumores por los mentideros de Hollywood que anuncian que el amor por Liza acabó y ya ha sido reemplazado
, y nada menos que por su compañera en la serie, Eva La Rue.
Y además parece que ya no mantendrán más en secreto su relación. Hace ya algún tiempo que se sospechaba que ambos actores formaban pareja puesto que se les pilló en varias ocasiones saliendo juntos por la mañana para ir al rodaje de la serie. Eva también está divorciada. Lo que no está claro es qué pasó con Liza.
El caso es que hace unas noches David y Eva fueron vistos en actitud muy cariñosa en uno de los restaurantes de comida oriental más fashion de Los Ángeles. Hasta ahora, Caruso y La Rue nunca habían aparecido juntos en un lugar tan frecuentado por famosos. Además no les importó ni lo más mínimo que se les viera muy juntitos, prodigándose caricias, durante una cena romántica a la vista de todo el mundo.
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Source: http://www.elsemanaldigital.com/arts/65037.asp?tt=
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Horatio Caine finds love in the lab of CSi Miami....
Sigh, how romantic....
(Sorry, no translation yet of this very charming Spanish article. But I'm working on it.)
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Caruso gibber....



Wisdom from deep within the bottle....
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"WOMEN MAKE YOU A STAR. IF THE WOMEN DON'T LIKE YOU SHAVE YOUR HEAD AND GET GOLD TEETH." (????????)
(Australian TV Week - 05/02/1994)
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Note: Just a few days after this interview was published Caruso kicked out his GF of 5 years, Paris Papiro, to be free for ALL THE WOMEN who might throw their adoration his way....AND IT COST HIM DEARLY....(snicker)....

I wonder if Eva La Rue (or the Latina bimbo) will let him off the hook easily......????
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Monday, March 26, 2007

David Caruso


........ looks as if he's spent his time in career limbo trapped in a desiccating jar in Area 51 where they suck all fluids from his body until all is left is a shriveled husk of a man.
His face is always in danger in caving in on itself, with his wrinkles giving his face an eerie resemblance to a post-nuclear holocaust moon landscape.
He walks with a slouch. He covers his shrunken pea-sized eyes with a pair of shades that make his head even more like a shrunked head rejected by Voodoo priests.
But that is before he opens his mouth............
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NOTE: Continuous BOOZING will do that to your face!
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Thanks for the highly accurate description and the good laugh on a Monday morning! (Author known to webmistress)
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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Can't get enough of David and Eva


For all those who don't want to scan the net here are a few more links....
Keep your fingers crossed, maybe we will be awarded with pictures of those two lovebirds very soon.....

http://hollywoodbackwash.com/2007/03/21/new-couple-alert-david-caruso-and-eva-la-rue-callahan/

http://www.hollywoodpulse.com/celebrity-forum/t11379-david-caruso-and-eva-la-rue-callahan-couple-alert.html

http://www.notoriousdump.com/new-couple-alert-david-caruso-and-eva-la-rue-callahan/

http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2007/03/21/new-couple-alert-david-caruso-and-eva-la-rue-callahan/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fdailycelebsearch.com%2F%3Fp%3D3416&frame=true

http://dailycelebsearch.com/?p=3416

http://www.glam.com/network/blogs/243?from=15

http://splendora.com/node/208702

http://www.gossiprocks.com/forum/latest-gossip/38496-david-caruso-eva-la-rue-callahan-couple-alert.html

http://www.snazzed.com/4916/new-couple-alert-david-caruso-and-eva-la-rue-callahan

http://www.boxxet.com/CSI:_Miami/55694518.details

http://www.boxxet.com/CSI:_Miami/best.box

http://www.hot-news.com.ar/files/23909

http://www.canada.com/montrealgazette/news/arts/story.html?id=9706da45-e0e8-482a-a318-9b247be595eb

http://gossipmomma.blogspot.com/2007/03/gossipmomma-loves-csimiami.html
http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/2007/03/two-ugly-fuggers-are-dating.html

http://www.denverpost.com/entertainment/ci_5490682

http://www.elsemanaldigital.com/arts/65037.asp?tt=

Friday, March 23, 2007

CARUSO COMICS


NOTHING beats David and EVA.......except (maybe) CARUSO COMICS!!!!!
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Source: http://www.caltrops.com
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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

David Caruso's secret love!!!

FINALLY!!!!!!
Now that really warms my heart....
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Source
:
http://janetcharltonshollywood.com/gossip/eva_la_rue/david_carusos_secret_love_20070319.php
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David Caruso and his luscious CSI: Miami costar Eva La Rue Callahan are finally out in the open with their relationship.

It's been suspected that they were a secret couple for the past season because they sometimes showed up for work together in the morning.

Eva is divorced, but David had a girlfriend until recently. For whatever reason, they limited their outings to quiet out of the way places.
Recently they showed up at the VERY public Koi restaurant and dropped all pretense. They had a romantic dinner and ignored the stares.

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Friday, March 16, 2007

Ooops....and a bit more...


(sic)...."At the end of the day all you want is to be in bed with a woman....any woman."
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Cannes, April 2006
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How CUTE....

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Here is another example of the never dwindling well of persiflages (this time cartoon-style - but funny nevertheless) about GINGER and his distinctive style......

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/wab/CSI/

LOL!
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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Caruso strips in front of female reporter!


It took me a while to dig this up....but it was worth the effort....

You're a more or less talented actor who tries to make it big (for the second time) on TV. What are you going to do to keep the gal's and 'mos interested?


You strip!
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Article by MARY MURPHY
Magazine: ???? ( either TV Guide or People)

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Nightime in a seedy part of Downton LA. A beat David Caruso relaxes in his trailer. It has been an exhausting 16-hour-shooting day . An assistant director raps on the door.

"You're done" He tells the actor.

Caruso breathes a sigh of relief.

"I need to change clothes." Caruso says to the reporter as he stands and walks to the middle of the spacious living area.
"You don't mind, do you? You've seen it all before."

True enough, at least for those who watched NYPD Blue and remember Caruso's infamous butt-bearing scene. But that was on television.
This is up close and personal. As his visitor contemplates raising an objection, Caruso quickly peels of his pants, then unbottons his shirt. Standing there, wearing only white socks and white briefs, he says:
"I gave up rice, breads, starch. I only eat protein. It's why I lost all the weight."
This rift on diets (he lost 13 pounds) doesn't last long. Thankfully, he reaches into the closet and slips into a pair of jeans.

Why would an actor dogged by bad press disrobe in front of a journalist?

"It's classic Caruso," says a former business associate, who claims the actor, in certain circumstances, likes to make people uneasy in order to gain the upper hand. "It's a real power play."

It is also symbolic. Caruso is more than willing to expose himself...David Caruso is back, perhaps slightly bowed and contrite - but only slightly....
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Original scan of the article can be found on:
http://i16.tinypic.com/30hy91k.jpg
If the link doesn't work, please go to:
http://www.selectablog.com/davidcarusoandme/10017/Caruso+strips+in+front+of+female+journalist%21.html
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Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Caruso sings for Eva....


At Eva La Rue's last birthday Caruso spared no effort to impress her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=napAlJWbqMk

Guaranteed, Caruso's qualities as a singer are as just as bad as his "qualities" as an actor. (Warning: Only listen if your hearing is immune to off-key singing and bawling. Careful if you are wearing hearing-aids!)

But it is kind of heart-warming to hear Caruso croone for his latest squeeze...SOBER OR NOT....


Unfortunately, it is not yet known how (and if) Eva honored his amouros efforts...

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Lately on "THE SOUP" (E!)!



I proudly present one more example of the daily growing collection of videos that ridicule the "acting skills" of one Mr. David Caruso.

ENJOY! CARUSO STYLE!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lovITLU9vC0

Quote: This MORON is STALER THAN DRY RYE TOAST!!
http://www.blogtoplist.com/humor/blogdetails-3277.html

(Don't I love it when people express their feelings so openly.......LOL!)
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Monday, March 12, 2007

Black Dog Yoga with Margaret Buckley (Caruso)



Loveley Margaret Buckley first tried yoga as a teenager on the living room floor with her mother. As an adult Margaret discovered the spiritual effects of yoga and gained an overwhelming respect and appreciation for her many teachers. She began teaching Power Yoga three years ago. Her enthusiasm for yoga - body, mind and spirit - is unmistakable. Come and pay your respect to the woman Caruso left for a cheap third-rate Latina hooker.

Margaret Buckley (3rd ex-wife of douchebag David Caruso) has classes every
FRIDAY 9:30a - 11:00a Level I Hatha Flow
SATURDAY 8:30a - 9:30a Level II Core Yoga
4:30p - 6.00p Level I-II Hatha Flow

Intro to Yoga with Margaret Buckley,
Sunday, March 25th, 1:15p - 3:15p
http://www.blackdogyoga.net/intro0307.html
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So if you are into yoga and if you like to experience two hours of high-quality yoga with a very gifted and sophisticated teacher call 818-380-0331

Black Dog Yoga (http://www.blackdogyoga.net)
Sherman Oaks Square
Moonpark & van Nuys Boulevard
North East Corner (Upstars)

Sunday, March 11, 2007

My favourite Sunday quote.....
























Women and booze are my weakness......what's not to like...uhm, ....they have been good to me.....
(People Autumn 2003 )

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And it shows - in your face. À la votrè!
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Friday, March 09, 2007

Welcome to Miami!




Welcome to
1455 Ocean Drive Apt.708, (Il Villagio) Miami Beach, Fl 33139.....
(http://www.zilbert.com/il_villaggio/il_villaggio.asp)

.........in David Caruso's Bali-meets-Bauhaus-liar lovingly decorated by Margaret, his 3rd (ex)-wife.

Take a look INSIDE the condo: http://i18.tinypic.com/2hxro6e.jpg
If this link doesn't work, please go to:
http://www.selectablog.com/davidcarusoandme/9794/Me+and+Marg+and+our+condo+in+2003.html

One of the pics allows a small glimpse in one of the two bedrooms of the 3,000 square-foot oceanfront-apartment.
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I doubt if the butt-ugly (ex-ho) Latina CUNT he is living with now could find her ass in the dark left alone appreciate the talent and knowledge Margaret has put into when decorating this place.
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The most noteworthy sentence of the InStyle article (from which the pics have been taken) is:
"I'm a working actor who has a wonderful marriage....."

(Too bad that only a few month later drinking and screwing around became Caruso's favorite hobbies and not much was left of that oh so "wonderful marriage".)

Shit happens if you pretend to be someone you aren't, dude - LOL!
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Thursday, March 08, 2007

David Caruso - OTP Miami (One Trick Pony)


Congratulations, David Caruso. Many stars parody themselves on occasion for a laugh, but oh so few do it unintentionally.
I’m not sure where this originally comes from, but the creator could not have done a better job demonstrating just
how shitty Caruso is at acting (13Mb).

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So let’s analyze the crime scene that is David Caruso’s career and see what can be deduced -

A. He is not very good at judging sunlight conditions before going outside.
B. David Caruso is a huge tool.

C. Bad judgement when it comes to sexual adventures: Banging an ex- hooker may be nice and exciting in the beginning. But can you be seen with a woman like that in public?

WHAT A DOUCHEBAG!!!

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Thank you: http://www.dhadm.com/index.php/dhadm/david_caruso_otp_miami_one_trick_pony/
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Monday, March 05, 2007

David Caruso, J'acusse!
























There's been a lot of fun-making lately regarding the unconventional and questionable acting ability of one Mr. David Caruso, the famed firecrotched thesbian. Caruso, noted for his lack of any discernible talent, charisma, or value-add to the world better known as Lieutenant Horatio "H" Caine of CSI: Miami.

I've spent many an evening trying to make sense of the train-wreck that is often the ex-NYPD Blue star's palate of acting choices. After last night's weak (rerun) episode, though, ...I submit that David Caruso is a scene partner's DREAM!
Any actor who's ever endured trying to tap-dance their way out of a bit of terrible writing knows how it feels to be abandoned by their scene partner.
One who either
A) actually likes the terrible writing and makes it their own personal audition monologue, leaving you to look pretty along with the other set dressing, or
B) flaccidly submits to the horrible text and forces you carry the dead weight of everyone else in the scene.

Caruso always gives his scene partner something strong (sometimes strong-smelling) to work with. Whether it's an obtusely growled threat or his ubiquitous "friendly chat with a child victim that always ends up looking creepy" scene (about every other episode), our red-headed Irishman in Miami never leaves his co-stars lacking for something, anything, to which to react onscreen. And there's all that lush Miami scenery to chew on.

The real tragedy here is that Caruso, by all fourth-hand accounts, is a Grade-A Diva on the set, or else a stone-cold weirdo. Or perhaps both.

Though this is America, where I suppose it's just unrealistic to expect that an actor have the depth of personality to play the Weirdo on TV and be somewhat Normal in Real Life.
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Aftertought: No matter how bad the writing is a really GOOD ACTOR can always make something watchable out of the crapiest of scripts.....

1997: Molly Malone's best customer


OLDIES BUT GOLDIES - or when your ego outshines your talent.......

National Enquirer 1997 - Article by J. South, T. Brenna & A. SMITH
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"NYPD Blue" heartthrob David Caruso is drinking himself into an early grave, friends fear.
With his career in the dumbs, the actor has turned into a tragic shell of his former self. He spends nights at a Los Angeles bar sitting alone in a corner, gulping down whiskey and Coke while he listens to the band, sources revealed to the National Enquirer.
"David looks horrible." said an insider. "Failure has knocked the stuffing out of him. He's gaunt, his eyes are sunken and he seems miserable."
The actor used to be a regular at Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. But his wife Margaret confided to the source, "David is not going to the meetings. He doesn't sleep most nights and he's not eating."
He's depressed and keeps kicking himself for not staying with NYPD Blue. He needs a hit movie to lift his spirits but nothing is coming along for him.
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The fallen star - who thought treatment for alcoholism in the past - has been drowning his troubles at Molly Malone's Irish Pub ((575 South Fairfax Avenue, LA, CA 90038) for the last three month, according to an eye-witness. "Two weeks ago he was here listening to an Irish Band and drinking Jack Daniels and Coke. He was so drunk he was almost falling off his barstool."
Another eye witness. "I often see Caruso at Molly Malone's. Whenever he comes in it is for hard drinking sessions....."
The 40 year old actor gained a reputation as an egoistical and difficult actor who argued with directors, slowed down production and alienated co-stars. Caruso told the source, "Who needs this penny-anty TV-stuff? I'm going to be like Bruce Willis, John Travolta and Robin Williams. They left TV and made it in movies. So can I."
But he was wrong..."Kiss of Death" and "Jade" (not surprisingly) bombed.....Now the actor is so desparate for work he's even considering low-budget movies," the source disclosed.
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Original scan of the article can be found on. Pay special attention to the "mug shot".....
http://i6.tinypic.com/2u9h8g8.jpg
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Thursday, March 01, 2007

2004: Caruso marriage crisis due to drinking!


David Caruso battles the demon BOOZE in a final bid to hold on to his third wife.
Article by: Star Insider, January 2004
Original scan of the article can be found on:
http://i15.tinypic.com/2eezj4j.jpg

If the above link ISN'T working please go to:
http://www.selectablog.com/davidcarusoandme/9604/2004:+Caruso+marriage+crisis+due+to+alcoholism.html
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David Caruso's eight year marriage is said to be on the verge of collapse as he struggles with alcoholism. The 48-year old CSi Miami star is allegedly attending regular Alcoholics Anonymous sessions in a desperate bid to prevent third wife Margaret Buckley walking out on him.
After
eight years of helping her husband in his battle with the bottle, and attending programms that help families cope with the effects living with alcohol, Margaret is said to be ready to call it off.
"She's tired of dealing with David's horrible attitude
." a friend of the pair reveals in US magazine National Enquirer. "She told me she was used as an emotional punching bag and has tried for years to help him, but everybody has his limit. Margaret would go to the programm and pour out her heart, wondering what she was doing wrong. She finally realized it was David who had to change."
The pal describes David, who didn't speak to his parents for years, as " a pain in the butt" on the sets of both CSi Miami and NYPD Blue.
"David has a very dark personality
," the friend says. "Margaret was one of the last people in his life who really cared about him. Now that he's close to being on his own and he's panicking."
Even if the star can beat his addiction, friends fear that his wife won't take him back.
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Comment:
Well, that would certainly explain his puffed up look throughout the last two years. Drinking causes water retention in the face and body. So much for the fairy-tale that he hasn't been drinking for years......oops...
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Quote David MILCH (NYPD);' 'David's a whole package. He won't let himself be anything other than interesting. What drives him to that also makes him very, very difficult. "
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